http://asofterworld.com The latest transcribed A Softer World comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:25 -0000 60 http://asofterworld.com/index-ad.php http://asofterworld.com/index-ad.php Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:31:21 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index-ad.php">it already does</a><br> <br> Sometimes i come up <br \> with the best plans <br \> during sex. <br \> <br \> We will all die <br \> so gloriously <br \> <br \> that ever having lived <br \> will seem like folly it already does

Sometimes i come up
with the best plans
during sex.

We will all die
so gloriously

that ever having lived
will seem like folly]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=297 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=297 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:06:00 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=297">A Softer World: 297</a><br> <br> I'm gonna close <br \> my eyes and spin <br \> <br \> and the first person <br \> I see is my soulmate. <br \> <br \> Ok, class? <br \> <br \> (but this doesn't mean an easy A) A Softer World: 297

I'm gonna close
my eyes and spin

and the first person
I see is my soulmate.

Ok, class?

(but this doesn't mean an easy A)]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=295 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=295 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:05:28 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=295">A Softer World: 295</a><br> <br> I'm not a xenophobe <br \> I'm as tolerant as anyone <br \> but come on. <br \> <br \> Do you really want <br \> one of those things <br \> <br \> laying eggs in YOUR daughter? <br \> <br \> {{Wait... maybe I am a xenophobe!}} A Softer World: 295

I'm not a xenophobe
I'm as tolerant as anyone
but come on.

Do you really want
one of those things

laying eggs in YOUR daughter?

{{Wait... maybe I am a xenophobe!}}]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=294 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=294 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:05:20 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=294">A Softer World: 294</a><br> <br> Relocation ships came down through permanent smog to save us from the exploding sun <br \> <br \> but I won't live in another city with no windows <br \> <br \> I'd rather die with the sun on my face. <br \> <br \> (like on TV) A Softer World: 294

Relocation ships came down through permanent smog to save us from the exploding sun

but I won't live in another city with no windows

I'd rather die with the sun on my face.

(like on TV)]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=293 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=293 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:04:54 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=293">A Softer World: 293</a><br> <br> the robot replacement wife laughs at all my jokes <br \> <br \> which was nice at first <br \> <br \> But even Battleship gets old after 15 years A Softer World: 293

the robot replacement wife laughs at all my jokes

which was nice at first

But even Battleship gets old after 15 years]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=290 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=290 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:03:47 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=290">A Softer World: 290</a><br> <br> Instead of going to work <br \> I rode my bike out of town <br \> until I was exhausted <br \> <br \> and then I fell asleep <br \> in a strange field. <br \> <br \> Sometimes it feels <br \> pretty good to be me. <br \> <br \> {{I feel exhausted and perfect.}} A Softer World: 290

Instead of going to work
I rode my bike out of town
until I was exhausted

and then I fell asleep
in a strange field.

Sometimes it feels
pretty good to be me.

{{I feel exhausted and perfect.}}]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=289 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=289 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:03:39 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=289">A Softer World: 289</a><br> <br> Flight, super speed, <br \> x-ray vision, <br \> <br \> none of these powers <br \> will help me escape. <br \> <br \> I should have picked <br \> infertility. <br \> <br \> {{I contain a factory for producing my own prison}} A Softer World: 289

Flight, super speed,
x-ray vision,

none of these powers
will help me escape.

I should have picked
infertility.

{{I contain a factory for producing my own prison}}]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=288 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=288 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:03:32 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=288">A Softer World: 288</a><br> <br> "Hello! This is an email from a stranger who thinks you're just great! <br \> <br \> <br \> Also, I respect a woman who organises her fridge so well. <br \> <br \> Please don't scream when you turn around?" <br \> <br \> {{A stranger's just a friend you haven't met.}} A Softer World: 288

"Hello! This is an email from a stranger who thinks you're just great!


Also, I respect a woman who organises her fridge so well.

Please don't scream when you turn around?"

{{A stranger's just a friend you haven't met.}}]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=286 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=286 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:03:04 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=286">A Softer World: 286</a><br> <br> If I had a time machine I'd go back to when we were happy, <br \> <br \> screaming, "Wait! Someday you're gonna meet a wicked hot asian dancer, man," <br \> <br \> from atop my glorious dinosaur steed. <br \> <br \> (Then we will stomp some log houses, am I right guys?) A Softer World: 286

If I had a time machine I'd go back to when we were happy,

screaming, "Wait! Someday you're gonna meet a wicked hot asian dancer, man,"

from atop my glorious dinosaur steed.

(Then we will stomp some log houses, am I right guys?)]]> http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=285 http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=285 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:02:24 -0000 <a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=285">A Softer World: 285</a><br> <br> There are plenty of fish in the sea <br \> <br \> <br \> <br \> if I run out of women. <br \> <br \> (Watch the gills, baby) A Softer World: 285

There are plenty of fish in the sea



if I run out of women.

(Watch the gills, baby)]]>