http://chrisbishop.com/her The latest transcribed HER! [Girl vs Pig] comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:10:00 -0000 60 http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her98.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her98.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:21 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her98.html">her funeral!</a><br> <br> Going to a funeral? <br \> <br \> [[Safe falls]] <br \> <<drop!>> <br \> <br \> <<clang!>> <br \> <br \> [[Smoky skull-and-crossbones floats up]] <br \> Can I come? her funeral!

Going to a funeral?

[[Safe falls]]
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[[Smoky skull-and-crossbones floats up]]
Can I come?]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her97.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her97.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:20 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her97.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her game!</a><br> <br> Rene Descartes: I am Rene Descartes <br \> <br \> Maurycy Beniowski: I am Maurycy Beniowski <br \> <br \> <<POW!>> <br \> <<CRACK!>> <br \> <<WHAP!>> <br \> <br \> Girl: I love playing pirates vs philosophers HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her game!

Rene Descartes: I am Rene Descartes

Maurycy Beniowski: I am Maurycy Beniowski

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Girl: I love playing pirates vs philosophers]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her96.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her96.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:19 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her96.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her halloween!</a><br> <br> [[Girl and Pig in normal stances. Pig is dressed like a police officer, Girl like an extra from A Clockwork Orange]] <br \> Pig: I love posing as a cop. <br \> <br \> [[Silence]] <br \> <br \> Pig: I only get to do it like 5 or 6 times a year. <br \> <br \> Happy Halloween. <br \> [[Black skull!]] HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her halloween!

[[Girl and Pig in normal stances. Pig is dressed like a police officer, Girl like an extra from A Clockwork Orange]]
Pig: I love posing as a cop.

[[Silence]]

Pig: I only get to do it like 5 or 6 times a year.

Happy Halloween.
[[Black skull!]]]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her94.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her94.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:18 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her94.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her accent!</a><br> <br> [[Girl and Pig standing opposite from one another]] <br \> [[Silence]] <br \> <br \> Pig: Good afternoon. <br \> <br \> [[Silence]] <br \> <br \> Girl: Since when do you have an English accent? HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her accent!

[[Girl and Pig standing opposite from one another]]
[[Silence]]

Pig: Good afternoon.

[[Silence]]

Girl: Since when do you have an English accent?]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her95.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her95.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:18 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her95.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her hat!</a><br> <br> [[Girl talking to pig wearing trucker hat]] <br \> Pig: My mesh trucker hat is ironic and hip. <br \> <br \> <<Whap!>> <br \> <br \> Girl: My pipe is iron... <br \> <br \> Girl: And it broke your hip. HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her hat!

[[Girl talking to pig wearing trucker hat]]
Pig: My mesh trucker hat is ironic and hip.

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Girl: My pipe is iron...

Girl: And it broke your hip.]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her91.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her91.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:17 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her91.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her cat!</a><br> <br> PURRRR... <br \> <br \> Hmmmm... <br \> <br \> I wish it was Lita... <br \> <br \> Way too easy... HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her cat!

PURRRR...

Hmmmm...

I wish it was Lita...

Way too easy...]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her9.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her9.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:16 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her9.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her psychic!</a><br> <br> "World to end next week." <br \> I can't believe these ridiculous tabloid psychics! <br \> I hear ya, Pig... <br \> They Give my phone psychics a bad name! HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her psychic!

"World to end next week."
I can't believe these ridiculous tabloid psychics!
I hear ya, Pig...
They Give my phone psychics a bad name!]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her88.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her88.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:15 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her88.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her zap!</a><br> <br> Flip! <br \> <br \> ZAP! <br \> <br \> Touch��é. HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her zap!

Flip!

ZAP!

Touch��é.]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her85.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her85.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:14 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her85.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her return!</a><br> <br> [[Girl and Pig in normal positions. Girl is pimped out - fez, sunglasses, purple coat, gold chain, earrings and a cane]] <br \> <br \> Pig: Where have you been? <br \> <br \> [[Silence]] <br \> <br \> Girl: Contract renegotiation. HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her return!

[[Girl and Pig in normal positions. Girl is pimped out - fez, sunglasses, purple coat, gold chain, earrings and a cane]]

Pig: Where have you been?

[[Silence]]

Girl: Contract renegotiation.]]> http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her82.html http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her82.html Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:03:13 -0000 <a href="http://chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her82.html">HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her club!</a><br> <br> Wanna go to a club later? <br \> <br \> I can't dance! What will I wear! I can't go! <br \> <br \> Thank God. I only asked to be polite! HER! [Girl vs Pig] a weekly webcomic . her club!

Wanna go to a club later?

I can't dance! What will I wear! I can't go!

Thank God. I only asked to be polite!]]>