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The Robot is Sad - latest additions http://therobotissad.com/index.php The latest transcribed The Robot is Sad comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:01:36 -0000 60 The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=32 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=32 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:34:34 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=32">The Robot is Sad</a> Creationist: I'm a creationist and I enjoy playing Pokemon! <<pika! pika!>> Darwinist: I'm a Darwinist, and you are contradicting yourself! Pokemon has evolution! Creationist: Yeah, well, Pokemon was created by a greater power! [[both become sad]] Narrative: NO ONE CAN ENJOY POKEMON ANYMORE. <<pika! pika!>> The Robot is Sad

Creationist: I'm a creationist and I enjoy playing Pokemon!
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Darwinist: I'm a Darwinist, and you are contradicting yourself! Pokemon has evolution!

Creationist: Yeah, well, Pokemon was created by a greater power!

[[both become sad]]
Narrative: NO ONE CAN ENJOY POKEMON ANYMORE.
<>]]> The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=31 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=31 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:34:33 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=31">The Robot is Sad</a> [[Jesse urges Willy, an orca, to crest a stone embankment as in 'Free Willy'"]] Jesse: C'mon, Willy! You can do it! [[Willy jumps but fails to clear the wall]] Willy: RRRGH! [[Willy huffs, then slides back down to the marina he meant to escape]] Willy: FUCK FUCK FUCK The Robot is Sad

[[Jesse urges Willy, an orca, to crest a stone embankment as in 'Free Willy'"]]
Jesse: C'mon, Willy! You can do it!

[[Willy jumps but fails to clear the wall]]
Willy: RRRGH!

[[Willy huffs, then slides back down to the marina he meant to escape]]
Willy: FUCK FUCK FUCK]]> The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=30 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=30 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:34:29 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=30">The Robot is Sad</a> [[A prince climbs Rapunzel's hair]] Rapunzel: Prince, I saw you jousting thy lips and tongue with that peasant Cinderella last night. Prince: Rapunzel... Well... Um... She came onto me, you see.. [[Rapunzel cuts her hair, halting the prince's assent]] The Robot is Sad

[[A prince climbs Rapunzel's hair]]
Rapunzel: Prince, I saw you jousting thy lips and tongue with that peasant Cinderella last night.

Prince: Rapunzel... Well... Um... She came onto me, you see..
[[Rapunzel cuts her hair, halting the prince's assent]]]]> The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=29 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=29 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:40:00 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=29">The Robot is Sad</a> [[One gingerbread man spears another with a candy cane]] The Robot is Sad

[[One gingerbread man spears another with a candy cane]]]]> The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=28 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=28 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:39:56 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=28">The Robot is Sad</a> [[spoken to the grim reaper]] Child: Hey mister! Child: You wanna play tag with me and my friends? [[the grim reaper chases the child]] The Robot is Sad

[[spoken to the grim reaper]]
Child: Hey mister!

Child: You wanna play tag with me and my friends?
[[the grim reaper chases the child]]]]> The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=24 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=24 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:39:52 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=24">The Robot is Sad</a> [[A child lights a bottle rocket and is in the process set alight]] The Robot is Sad

[[A child lights a bottle rocket and is in the process set alight]]]]> The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=272 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=272 Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:07:26 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=272">The Robot is Sad</a> Interviews Can Be Troublesome Interviewer: You look tense. Interviewer: Relax! Forget that this interview is for a job. Interviewer: We just want you to be yourself. Interviewee: Well, I... [[Scene description - interviewer throws notepad at interviewee's head]] Interviewer: What a loser! The Robot is Sad

Interviews Can Be Troublesome
Interviewer: You look tense.

Interviewer: Relax! Forget that this interview is for a job.

Interviewer: We just want you to be yourself.

Interviewee: Well, I...

[[Scene description - interviewer throws notepad at interviewee's head]]
Interviewer: What a loser!]]> Public Service Announcement 2 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=174&c=1#comments http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=174&c=1#comments Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:58:26 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=174&c=1#comments">Public Service Announcement 2</a> Tomato: Eat me for I am full of nutrients and vitamins. Man: How do I know you don't have salmonella? {{Man gets attacked by a giant salmon.}} Public Service Announcement 2

Tomato: Eat me for I am full of nutrients and vitamins.

Man: How do I know you don't have salmonella?

{{Man gets attacked by a giant salmon.}}]]> The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=78 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=78 Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:38:49 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=78">The Robot is Sad</a> Didn't we just burn you at the stake? I'm the [blank] ARTIST. I do what I want with this comic. Like draw fake girlfriends, That is pretty sad, man. Pretty sad. The Robot is Sad

Didn't we just burn
you at the stake?

I'm the [blank]
ARTIST. I do what I
want with this comic.

Like draw fake
girlfriends,

That is pretty sad,
man. Pretty sad.]]> The Robot is Sad http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=39 http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=39 Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:38:42 -0000 <a href="http://therobotissad.com/index.php?p=39">The Robot is Sad</a> Ready! Steady! Go! The Robot is Sad

Ready! Steady!
Go!]]>