http://wisdomfortheday.com The latest transcribed Daily Wisdom comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:01:36 -0000 60 http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070705 http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070705 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:36:28 -0000 <a href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070705">If you're tired and you know it, take a nap...</a><br> <br> Sleeping under your desk will get you fired. ...unless you're really sneaky. If you're tired and you know it, take a nap...

Sleeping under your desk will get you fired. ...unless you're really sneaky.]]> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070706 http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070706 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:35:44 -0000 <a href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070706">It's especially funny to me if they're younger than I am...</a><br> <br> Narrator: It may not be the right thing to do, but it's fun to tell people they're old on their birthday. <br \> Boy: Ha! Ha! Ha! You're old, Kortnee. It's especially funny to me if they're younger than I am...

Narrator: It may not be the right thing to do, but it's fun to tell people they're old on their birthday.
Boy: Ha! Ha! Ha! You're old, Kortnee.]]> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070707 http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070707 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:33:36 -0000 <a href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070707">I can't help myself sometimes...</a><br> <br> Narrator: How Moses would probably deal with a flooded bathroom. I can't help myself sometimes...

Narrator: How Moses would probably deal with a flooded bathroom.]]> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070708 http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070708 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:28:58 -0000 <a href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070708">Dynamite + Baby + House = 0</a><br> <br> Silence: The sound a small child makes when he's doing something he definitely isn't supposed to. <br \> Mother: Robbie? What are you doing? <br \> Child: Bah bah. Goo goo. Dynamite + Baby + House = 0

Silence: The sound a small child makes when he's doing something he definitely isn't supposed to.
Mother: Robbie? What are you doing?
Child: Bah bah. Goo goo.]]> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070709 http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070709 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:27:33 -0000 <a href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070709">Monkey see, monkey doo-doo.</a><br> <br> Narrator: If it takes an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare, how many would it take to draw a web comic? Monkey see, monkey doo-doo.

Narrator: If it takes an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare, how many would it take to draw a web comic?]]> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070710 http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070710 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:23:27 -0000 <a href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comics/show/20070710">Don't you already know what the title is?</a><br> <br> Narrator: If everyone was omniscient, all conversations would go like this. <br \> <br \> Left: I knew you were going to say that! <br \> Right: I knew you were going to say that! <br \> Left: I knew you were... <br \> Right: I knew you were... <br \> Left: But I knew you were going to say that! <br \> Right: Well I knew you were going to say that! <br \> Left: Blah, blah blah! <br \> Right: That too! <br \> Left: I know... Don't you already know what the title is?

Narrator: If everyone was omniscient, all conversations would go like this.

Left: I knew you were going to say that!
Right: I knew you were going to say that!
Left: I knew you were...
Right: I knew you were...
Left: But I knew you were going to say that!
Right: Well I knew you were going to say that!
Left: Blah, blah blah!
Right: That too!
Left: I know...]]>