Bunny/Kiwi - latest additions

Bunny/Kiwi - latest additions http://bunnykiwi.com The latest transcribed Bunny/Kiwi comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:42:04 -0000 60 Bunny/Kiwi #226: Favorites and Superheroes http://bunnykiwi.com/show/226 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/226 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:34:37 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/226">Bunny/Kiwi #226: Favorites and Superheroes</a> Peep: Omigosh! Days like this are just my absolute favorite! Butterscotch: Yeah... It's a nice day... Peep: I love this song! It's like, totally my favorite! Butterscotch: Oh, great. Peep: You know, this is my favorite ring!... Butterscotch: That's cool. It's good to have favorites... Butterscotch: I hope you have a favorite child someday... Peep: ... [[Later]] Butterscotch: Hey Mel, if you could have a superpower, what would it be? Mel: Oh man... Mel: Flying! No... Being invisible! No... Flying while being invisible! Butterscotch: But what if a plane runs into you? Mel: Hmmm... Well then, flying, being invisible AND being invincible! What about you? Butterscotch: I think my superpower would be to understand women. Bunny/Kiwi #226: Favorites and Superheroes

Peep: Omigosh! Days like this are just my absolute favorite!
Butterscotch: Yeah... It's a nice day...

Peep: I love this song! It's like, totally my favorite!
Butterscotch: Oh, great.
Peep: You know, this is my favorite ring!...

Butterscotch: That's cool. It's good to have favorites...
Butterscotch: I hope you have a favorite child someday...
Peep: ...

[[Later]]
Butterscotch: Hey Mel, if you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Mel: Oh man...

Mel: Flying! No... Being invisible! No... Flying while being invisible!
Butterscotch: But what if a plane runs into you?

Mel: Hmmm... Well then, flying, being invisible AND being invincible! What about you?
Butterscotch: I think my superpower would be to understand women.]]> Bunny/Kiwi #225: Post-Date http://bunnykiwi.com/show/225 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/225 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:55:40 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/225">Bunny/Kiwi #225: Post-Date</a> Butterscotch: I had a great time. Peep: Me too. Butterscotch: Hey, uhh... You wanna come in for a bit and play Guitar Hero or something? [[Butterscotch and Peep are kissing]] Peep: MmmmNommm... Peep: I thought we were going to play Guitar Hero... Butterscotch: We are... This is what I like to call Guitar Hero: Groupie Edition... Peep: Wouldn't you need another couple of girls for that? Butterscotch: Yeah but other girls are sold separately... Bunny/Kiwi #225: Post-Date

Butterscotch: I had a great time.
Peep: Me too.
Butterscotch: Hey, uhh... You wanna come in for a bit and play Guitar Hero or something?

[[Butterscotch and Peep are kissing]]
Peep: MmmmNommm...
Peep: I thought we were going to play Guitar Hero...

Butterscotch: We are... This is what I like to call Guitar Hero: Groupie Edition...
Peep: Wouldn't you need another couple of girls for that?
Butterscotch: Yeah but other girls are sold separately...]]> Bunny/Kiwi #224: Microwaves http://bunnykiwi.com/show/224 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/224 Fri, 22 May 2009 03:01:09 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/224">Bunny/Kiwi #224: Microwaves</a> Mel: Come on... We're going to Best Buy! Butterscotch: Huh? Why? Mel: My microwave... She went ten kinds of crazy on me! Butterscotch: She? Mel: Jolene. Butterscotch: Riiiight... What happened? Mel: Well you know how some microwaves will keep beeping even after you open the door? Mel: Well today she wouldn't stop beeping! She just kept yapping at me! Butterscotch: Hmph. Typical woman. Butterscotch: Well, you know what they say... The most important question to ask when buying a microwave is: "Does it stop beeping when you open the door??" Bunny/Kiwi #224: Microwaves

Mel: Come on... We're going to Best Buy!
Butterscotch: Huh? Why?
Mel: My microwave... She went ten kinds of crazy on me!

Butterscotch: She?
Mel: Jolene.
Butterscotch: Riiiight... What happened?
Mel: Well you know how some microwaves will keep beeping even after you open the door?

Mel: Well today she wouldn't stop beeping! She just kept yapping at me!
Butterscotch: Hmph. Typical woman.

Butterscotch: Well, you know what they say... The most important question to ask when buying a microwave is: "Does it stop beeping when you open the door??"]]> Bunny/Kiwi #223: Textcalation http://bunnykiwi.com/show/223 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/223 Sun, 03 May 2009 20:14:00 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/223">Bunny/Kiwi #223: Textcalation</a> Butterscotch: Hey, have you heard from Peep lately? Mel: Yeah. Not really... Butterscotch: What's that mean?? Mel: Well, I got a text from her the other day, texted her back, and it just became this whole textcalation thing... I never actually talked to her... Butterscotch: Textcalation?? Mel: Yeah, like a text escalation... Butterscotch: ... Mel: Hey man, if the media can push "sexting" on us, I'm ready to push right back with textcalating! Bunny/Kiwi #223: Textcalation

Butterscotch: Hey, have you heard from Peep lately?
Mel: Yeah. Not really...
Butterscotch: What's that mean??

Mel: Well, I got a text from her the other day, texted her back, and it just became this whole textcalation thing... I never actually talked to her...
Butterscotch: Textcalation??

Mel: Yeah, like a text escalation...
Butterscotch: ...
Mel: Hey man, if the media can push "sexting" on us, I'm ready to push right back with textcalating!]]> Bunny/Kiwi #222: Hypochondriac http://bunnykiwi.com/show/222 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/222 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:50:27 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/222">Bunny/Kiwi #222: Hypochondriac</a> Butterscotch: *sniff* *sniff* Butterscotch: There it is again! Why do I keep smelling maple syrup??? Butterscotch: Oh geez... I think it's my hands... Butterscotch: I hope it's not diabetes. Bunny/Kiwi #222: Hypochondriac

Butterscotch: *sniff* *sniff*
Butterscotch: There it is again! Why do I keep smelling maple syrup???

Butterscotch: Oh geez... I think it's my hands...

Butterscotch: I hope it's not diabetes.]]> Bunny/Kiwi #221: Two Dudes Readin' Cosmo http://bunnykiwi.com/show/221 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/221 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 01:34:55 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/221">Bunny/Kiwi #221: Two Dudes Readin' Cosmo</a> Mel: Dude?! Cosmo?? What the...? Butterscotch: Yeah, yeah... I know... Humor me for a sec, though... Cover up the title and just read the headlines... Mel: The Sexy Issue... Sex He Craves... The Easy Way To Boost Your Sex Drive... 50 Fun Things To Do Butt Naked!* Hmmm... *Actual Cosmo articles Butterscotch: Plus, they always have a hot chick on the cover! What guy wouldn't want to read that? Mel: Oooo! I'm a Sultry Socialite Swan! Butterscotch: You see!?! Bunny/Kiwi #221: Two Dudes Readin' Cosmo

Mel: Dude?! Cosmo?? What the...?
Butterscotch: Yeah, yeah... I know... Humor me for a sec, though... Cover up the title and just read the headlines...

Mel: The Sexy Issue... Sex He Craves... The Easy Way To Boost Your Sex Drive... 50 Fun Things To Do Butt Naked!* Hmmm...
*Actual Cosmo articles

Butterscotch: Plus, they always have a hot chick on the cover! What guy wouldn't want to read that?
Mel: Oooo! I'm a Sultry Socialite Swan!
Butterscotch: You see!?!]]> Bunny/Kiwi #220: A Rabbit's Luck http://bunnykiwi.com/show/220 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/220 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:43:34 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/220">Bunny/Kiwi #220: A Rabbit's Luck</a> Mel: Dude! I won a flatscreen TV from Mountain Dew!!! Butterscotch: What?!? That's... Just not fair! You already have like seven! AND I've been drinking five bottles a day, trying to win! Butterscotch: I just don't understand how you can have all the luck... I mean, I'm the one with TWO rabbit's feet... Mel: Well that's your problem, man... They cancel each other out! Butterscotch: [[under a banner reading "Happy Easter!", next to an empty bottle of Scotch and holding a hacksaw]] *sigh* Another lousy Birthday... Bunny/Kiwi #220: A Rabbit's Luck

Mel: Dude! I won a flatscreen TV from Mountain Dew!!!
Butterscotch: What?!? That's... Just not fair! You already have like seven! AND I've been drinking five bottles a day, trying to win!

Butterscotch: I just don't understand how you can have all the luck... I mean, I'm the one with TWO rabbit's feet...
Mel: Well that's your problem, man... They cancel each other out!

Butterscotch: [[under a banner reading "Happy Easter!", next to an empty bottle of Scotch and holding a hacksaw]] *sigh* Another lousy Birthday...]]> Bunny/Kiwi #219: Mel's Accent http://bunnykiwi.com/show/219 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/219 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:21:47 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/219">Bunny/Kiwi #219: Mel's Accent</a> Butterscotch: Hey Mel, how come you don't have an accent? Mel: Heh... Funny story, actually... Mel: You see, when I was little, my mom wanted me to grow up to be a newscaster... She read somewhere that the people who are most successful on TV have midwestern American accents... So every time I would say something in a Kiwi accent; every time I would drop a vowel, she would have my little brother taze me! Butterscotch: That's terrible! Mel: April Fool's! She never wanted me to be a newscaster... She just didn't want me to talk like my dad... Bunny/Kiwi #219: Mel's Accent

Butterscotch: Hey Mel, how come you don't have an accent?
Mel: Heh... Funny story, actually...

Mel: You see, when I was little, my mom wanted me to grow up to be a newscaster... She read somewhere that the people who are most successful on TV have midwestern American accents... So every time I would say something in a Kiwi accent; every time I would drop a vowel, she would have my little brother taze me!

Butterscotch: That's terrible!
Mel: April Fool's! She never wanted me to be a newscaster... She just didn't want me to talk like my dad...]]> Bunny/Kiwi #218: Twitter Addiction http://bunnykiwi.com/show/218 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/218 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:58:02 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/218">Bunny/Kiwi #218: Twitter Addiction</a> Butterscotch's Twitter: Some ASSHOLE just cut me off! I am so piss| Butterscotch: [[holding his iPhone with both hands while driving]] Ohshit! Butterscotch: [[crashing into another car]] AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Butterscotch's Twitter: [[being pushed in a gurney]] Just got in an accident!!! Car is totaled, but don't worry... my iPhone is OK! :) Time 4 an ambulance ride! Bunny/Kiwi #218: Twitter Addiction

Butterscotch's Twitter: Some ASSHOLE just cut me off! I am so piss|
Butterscotch: [[holding his iPhone with both hands while driving]] Ohshit!

Butterscotch: [[crashing into another car]] AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Butterscotch's Twitter: [[being pushed in a gurney]] Just got in an accident!!! Car is totaled, but don't worry... my iPhone is OK! :) Time 4 an ambulance ride!]]> Bunny/Kiwi #217: iPhone Love http://bunnykiwi.com/show/217 http://bunnykiwi.com/show/217 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:24:51 -0000 <a href="http://bunnykiwi.com/show/217">Bunny/Kiwi #217: iPhone Love</a> Butterscotch: *sigh* I love you, iPhone! Mel: If you love it so much, why don't you marry it? Butterscotch: Heh, I would if I could... But if they don't even let gays marry, what hope is there for gadgets? Butterscotch: However, I am writing an app that allows you to make out with your iPhone... Butterscotch: It shows a set of lips on the screen, and when you kiss it, it senses your lips' movements and makes sexy noises! The more you mix it up, the more sensual the moans become, and the more points you get! Mel: Wow, dude... That's just creepy! You seriously need a real girlfriend... Bunny/Kiwi #217: iPhone Love

Butterscotch: *sigh* I love you, iPhone!
Mel: If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

Butterscotch: Heh, I would if I could... But if they don't even let gays marry, what hope is there for gadgets?
Butterscotch: However, I am writing an app that allows you to make out with your iPhone...

Butterscotch: It shows a set of lips on the screen, and when you kiss it, it senses your lips' movements and makes sexy noises! The more you mix it up, the more sensual the moans become, and the more points you get!
Mel: Wow, dude... That's just creepy! You seriously need a real girlfriend...]]>