Pimp Cow - latest additions

Pimp Cow - latest additions http://pimpcow.com The latest transcribed Pimp Cow comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:01:36 -0000 60 The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow! http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000605 http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000605 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:18:44 -0000 <a href="http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000605">The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!</a> [[John has stars swirling around his head]] Pimp Cow: Hey John, I thought I told you, ten bux for for liquored up Bessie! Pimp Cow: And you only payed five! Here you are.... Passed out drunk John: No, really I just passed out! I didn't even touch her! Pimp Cow: Well still, I'll have to charge you extra for passing out. Sorry, it's standard. But now I don't have to slap you! The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!

[[John has stars swirling around his head]]
Pimp Cow: Hey John, I thought I told you, ten bux for for liquored up Bessie!

Pimp Cow: And you only payed five! Here you are.... Passed out drunk

John: No, really I just passed out! I didn't even touch her!

Pimp Cow: Well still, I'll have to charge you extra for passing out. Sorry, it's standard. But now I don't have to slap you!]]> The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow! http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000602 http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000602 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:15:58 -0000 <a href="http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000602">The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!</a> John: So...Hehe.. You're Bessie.. I'm J-J-John John: I've never really been with anyone before John: In fact you could say that i'm a b-b-bit n-neerrrvous Bessie: *BURP* John: OH GOSH! I'm in LOVE! [[John faints]] <<thump>> The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!

John: So...Hehe.. You're Bessie.. I'm J-J-John
John: I've never really been with anyone before

John: In fact you could say that i'm a b-b-bit n-neerrrvous

Bessie: *BURP*

John: OH GOSH! I'm in LOVE!
[[John faints]]
<>]]> The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow! http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070718 http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070718 Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:15:50 -0000 <a href="http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070718">The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!</a> [[Pimp Cow is seated with back towards Crystal]] Pimp Cow: *SNIFFLE* *SOB* Crystal: Aww.. Crystal: Look... so nobody showed up to the party, that's no reason- Pimp Cow: It's NOT about the party! Pimp Cow: It's the guacamole! Crystal: Huh? What's wrong with it? Pimp Cow: Nothing, it's delicious, but I have to eat all of it so it doesn't go to waste [[Pimp Cow turns around to reveal face]] Pimp Cow: And I forgot it gives me a hideous face rash The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!

[[Pimp Cow is seated with back towards Crystal]]
Pimp Cow: *SNIFFLE* *SOB*
Crystal: Aww..

Crystal: Look... so nobody showed up to the party, that's no reason-
Pimp Cow: It's NOT about the party!

Pimp Cow: It's the guacamole!
Crystal: Huh? What's wrong with it?
Pimp Cow: Nothing, it's delicious, but I have to eat all of it so it doesn't go to waste

[[Pimp Cow turns around to reveal face]]
Pimp Cow: And I forgot it gives me a hideous face rash]]> The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow! http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070725 http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070725 Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:14:42 -0000 <a href="http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070725">The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!</a> Pimp Cow: Crystal, give me the reports on my 'business' Crystal: Yes, Pimp Cow [[Crystal points to a chart showing an increase in the number of pimps over time]] Crystal: Since the debut of the TV show "Pimp My Ride" there has been a spike in the number of pimps [[Crystal points to another chart]] ...and due to this trend in trendiness, the coolness of pimps is at an all time low [[Crystal points to a third that shows an increase in the ease of Pimpin']] Over commercialization has also caused other negative trends... The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!

Pimp Cow: Crystal, give me the reports on my 'business'
Crystal: Yes, Pimp Cow

[[Crystal points to a chart showing an increase in the number of pimps over time]]
Crystal: Since the debut of the TV show "Pimp My Ride" there has been a spike in the number of pimps

[[Crystal points to another chart]]
...and due to this trend in trendiness, the coolness of pimps is at an all time low

[[Crystal points to a third that shows an increase in the ease of Pimpin']]
Over commercialization has also caused other negative trends...]]> The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow! http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000601 http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000601 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:39:04 -0000 <a href="http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20000601">The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!</a> Pimp Cow: Step right up and see my beautiful cows John: How much? Pimp Cow: Name your price Little John John: What can I get for $5 Pimp Cow: You can touch fat Bessie's udder Pimp Cow: For ten I'll liquor her up and you can drink her milk John: Well, I don't know... Pimp Cow: I'd like to see you find a better price on 20 white russians! The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!

Pimp Cow: Step right up and see my beautiful cows

John: How much?
Pimp Cow: Name your price Little John

John: What can I get for $5
Pimp Cow: You can touch fat Bessie's udder

Pimp Cow: For ten I'll liquor her up and you can drink her milk
John: Well, I don't know...
Pimp Cow: I'd like to see you find a better price on 20 white russians!]]> The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow! http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070711 http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070711 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:46:55 -0000 <a href="http://pimpcow.com//index.cgi?date=20070711">The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!</a> [[Pimp Cow has a party hat on]] Pimp Cow: *sigh* [[A fly lands on Pimp Cow's Nose]] Pimp Cow: Thanks for showing up. The amazing adventures of Pimp Cow!

[[Pimp Cow has a party hat on]]

Pimp Cow: *sigh*

[[A fly lands on Pimp Cow's Nose]]

Pimp Cow: Thanks for showing up.]]>