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Snail Dust - latest additions http://snaildust.xidus.net The latest transcribed Snail Dust comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:10:00 -0000 60 Snail Dust -- archived comic for Thursday October 31st, 2002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=10312002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=10312002 Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:59:23 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=10312002">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Thursday October 31st, 2002</a> Evelyn: "Oh no... it's... it's..." NotLSZ character [offpanel]: "What is it?" Evelyn: "THE SOCK-ZOMBIE!!!" Mr. Sock-Zombie: "BRAAAINS" Evelyn: "No! No! NO!!!" Mr. Sock-Zombie: "arghargh agrhahrg" HMpi President: "Heh heh. Heh heh. Brains." [Tagline: DEVOUR CANDY] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Thursday October 31st, 2002

Evelyn: "Oh no... it's... it's..."
NotLSZ character [offpanel]: "What is it?"

Evelyn: "THE SOCK-ZOMBIE!!!"
Mr. Sock-Zombie: "BRAAAINS"

Evelyn: "No! No! NO!!!"
Mr. Sock-Zombie: "arghargh agrhahrg"

HMpi President: "Heh heh. Heh heh. Brains."

[Tagline: DEVOUR CANDY]]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Monday October 29th, 2001 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=10292001 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=10292001 Sat, 19 Nov 2005 21:02:49 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=10292001">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Monday October 29th, 2001</a> Fake Shemp: "Help I am in trouble Jenny!" Jenny: "I do not care so leave me alone!" [Big Rock!!!] Fake Shemp: "I thought you were my friend!" Jenny: "I'm not liiiiistening! La la la la laaaa la!" Ondine: *sigh* [SFX: tap-tap] [Tagline: Unauth repro will be punished by severe recurring stomachaches] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Monday October 29th, 2001

Fake Shemp: "Help I am in trouble Jenny!"
Jenny: "I do not care so leave me alone!"
[Big Rock!!!]

Fake Shemp: "I thought you were my friend!"
Jenny: "I'm not liiiiistening! La la la la laaaa la!"

Ondine: *sigh*

[SFX: tap-tap]

[Tagline: Unauth repro will be punished by severe recurring stomachaches]]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday June 5th, 2002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=06052002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=06052002 Sat, 19 Nov 2005 21:01:40 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=06052002">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday June 5th, 2002</a> Ondine: "We're going to search for Josh. Are you in or out?" Percy: "I'm in." Andy: "Let me just clear off the backseat, then, and we can use my car." Percy: *poke poke poke poke* Ondine: "Hi." Percy: *poke poke poke poke* Bob: "...the frooning, spackling HECK?" Bob [offpanel]: "I just HAD to wake up in the wrong comic today..." Ondine: " 'Comic'?" Percy: "Larper, maybe?" Andy [of-panel]: "Daddy needs a new sword of wounding!" [Tagline: Unauth repro will result in Bob's coffee] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday June 5th, 2002

Ondine: "We're going to search for Josh. Are you in or out?"
Percy: "I'm in."

Andy: "Let me just clear off the backseat, then, and we can use my car."
Percy: *poke poke poke poke*

Ondine: "Hi."
Percy: *poke poke poke poke*
Bob: "...the frooning, spackling HECK?"

Bob [offpanel]: "I just HAD to wake up in the wrong comic today..."
Ondine: " 'Comic'?"
Percy: "Larper, maybe?"
Andy [of-panel]: "Daddy needs a new sword of wounding!"

[Tagline: Unauth repro will result in Bob's coffee]]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday May 31st, 2002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05312002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05312002 Sat, 19 Nov 2005 20:59:02 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05312002">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday May 31st, 2002</a> Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Yes. It's me, Mr. Sock-Zombie. Yet again..." Mr. Sock Zombie: "Apparently the cartoonist --" Ro [off-panel]: "Knock it OFF!" Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Ow!" Ro: "What in the world were you babbling about, anyway?" Ondine: "No idea, actually." [Tagline: Unauth repro will result in dzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday May 31st, 2002

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Yes. It's me, Mr. Sock-Zombie. Yet again..."

Mr. Sock Zombie: "Apparently the cartoonist --"
Ro [off-panel]: "Knock it OFF!"
Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Ow!"

Ro: "What in the world were you babbling about, anyway?"
Ondine: "No idea, actually."

[Tagline: Unauth repro will result in dzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.]]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday November 1st, 2002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=11012002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=11012002 Sat, 19 Nov 2005 20:58:19 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=11012002">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday November 1st, 2002</a> Herb Morrison: "Oh no! Mr. Sock-Zombie is moving towards the city!" Herb Morrison: "NO! TWO of them?" Herb Morrison: "An army of sock-zombies... unstoppable... we are all doomed... this... is the end of humanity..." Ondine: *gasp* [SFX: *DRAMATIC CHORD*] -- This tagline is a lie. Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday November 1st, 2002

Herb Morrison: "Oh no! Mr. Sock-Zombie is moving towards the city!"

Herb Morrison: "NO! TWO of them?"

Herb Morrison: "An army of sock-zombies... unstoppable... we are all doomed... this... is the end of humanity..."

Ondine: *gasp*

[SFX: *DRAMATIC CHORD*]

--
This tagline is a lie.]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday July 20th, 2001 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=07202001 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=07202001 Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:45:12 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=07202001">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday July 20th, 2001</a> Ondine: "You're the only person who hasn't seen this yet. Tell me what you think." Corey: "It sucks." Ondine: "Oh, good, it's unanimous." [Tagline: Unauth repro will result in Christian Gangsta Rap] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday July 20th, 2001

Ondine: "You're the only person who hasn't seen this yet. Tell me what you think."

Corey: "It sucks."
Ondine: "Oh, good, it's unanimous."

[Tagline: Unauth repro will result in Christian Gangsta Rap]]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday June 27th, 2001 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=06272001 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=06272001 Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:44:40 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=06272001">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday June 27th, 2001</a> The snail: "Why does the elephant only have one ear?" Ondine: "THAT, for your information, is a WINDOW." The snail: "Windows have ears?" [Tagline: Unauth repro means you're a lazy girl jerk] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday June 27th, 2001

The snail: "Why does the elephant only have one ear?"

Ondine: "THAT, for your information, is a WINDOW."
The snail: "Windows have ears?"

[Tagline: Unauth repro means you're a lazy girl jerk]]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday January 31st, 2001 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=01312001 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=01312001 Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:43:58 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=01312001">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday January 31st, 2001</a> School Counselor: "I assume you know why you're here." Ondine: "Because I made the mistake of getting too creative?" School Counselor: "That's one way to look at it... Incidentally, is that the same shirt you were wearing on Monday... the one your teacher mentioned to me?" [Background Sign: "Help me! I'm trapped in my own comic! ~damonk."] Ondine: "Yeah... why?" [Merv: "pigs"] [Tagline: Unauth repro results in your being trapped in this comic (scary, huh?)] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday January 31st, 2001

School Counselor: "I assume you know why you're here."
Ondine: "Because I made the mistake of getting too creative?"

School Counselor: "That's one way to look at it... Incidentally, is that the same shirt you were wearing on Monday... the one your teacher mentioned to me?"
[Background Sign: "Help me! I'm trapped in my own comic! ~damonk."]

Ondine: "Yeah... why?"
[Merv: "pigs"]

[Tagline: Unauth repro results in your being trapped in this comic (scary, huh?)]]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday May 29th, 2002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05292002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05292002 Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:42:48 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05292002">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday May 29th, 2002</a> Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Um... Hi again..." Mr. Sock-Zombie: "So apparently this is 'Finals Week' or some garbage like that..." Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Therefore Jenny is having me fill in for her. / Again." Mr. Sock-Zombie: "I don't get paid enough for this." [Cartoonist] Jenny [off-panel]: "You don't get paid at all, doofus. / Like I'd pay a sock." [Tagline: Unauth repro results in deja vu] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Wednesday May 29th, 2002

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Um... Hi again..."

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "So apparently this is 'Finals Week' or some garbage like that..."

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Therefore Jenny is having me fill in for her. / Again."

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "I don't get paid enough for this."
[Cartoonist]
Jenny [off-panel]: "You don't get paid at all, doofus. / Like I'd pay a sock."

[Tagline: Unauth repro results in deja vu]]]> Snail Dust -- archived comic for Monday May 27th, 2002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05272002 http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05272002 Fri, 18 Nov 2005 16:47:46 -0000 <a href="http://snaildust.xidus.net/archives/archive.php3?day=05272002">Snail Dust -- archived comic for Monday May 27th, 2002</a> Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Hi! It's me again, Mr. Sock-Zombie!" Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Now I know this is a Monday, and so technically there should be a comic..." Mr. Sock-Zombie: "However, it's also Jenny's birthday, so she's elected to just leave things up to me instead." Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Damn lazy cartoonists." [Cartoonist] Jenny [offpanel]: "Hey! I heard that." [Tagline: Unauth repro clogs the shower drain with cheeeeeese] Snail Dust -- archived comic for Monday May 27th, 2002

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Hi! It's me again, Mr. Sock-Zombie!"

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Now I know this is a Monday, and so technically there should be a comic..."

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "However, it's also Jenny's birthday, so she's elected to just leave things up to me instead."

Mr. Sock-Zombie: "Damn lazy cartoonists."
[Cartoonist]
Jenny [offpanel]: "Hey! I heard that."

[Tagline: Unauth repro clogs the shower drain with cheeeeeese]]]>