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[[Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley in a room]]
Ron: What are you two doing?

Hermione: Do you mind, Ron?
We were about to have screamingly hot, sweaty, squishy, magically-enhanced sex!

Ron: Oh
So it's your defense against the dark arts assignment, is it?

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[[Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, in close-up]]
Hermione: Oh, Harry
It's so big...so long...so hard!

[[Pull back to reveal Harry is holding a broom]]
Harry: Yes, the Nimbus 2000 really is a beauty!

[[Close-up of Hermione, eyes closed]]
Hermione: Do me with it!

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day

Robin: Starfire, would you like to go out tonight?

Starfire: You mean...on patrol, yes?

Robin: Um, no.
I mean, like, on a date
Starfire: Just the two of us? No gang? No fighting of crime?
Robin: Er, right
Starfire: I would like that very much, please

[[Robin kissing Starfire in a big pink heart silhouette]]

Starfire: If you are some kind of clone, robot, or shapeshifter...
I will hunt you to the ends of the Universe and destroy you

Send in the Clowns

Send in the Clowns

[[Thugs, looking terrified]]

[[Batman, looking puzzled]]
Batman: ?

[[Empty allew, where thugs just were]]

[[Batman frowning, with the Joker visible over his shoulder]]
Batman: Joker

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[[Football sitting on an empty field]]
Football: I wonder what ever happened to that little round-headed kid?
Narrator: In Memory of Charles M. Schulz,
Nov. 26, 1922 - Feb. 12, 2000

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

Batman: I am
your worst nightmare

Thug 1: Really?
You don't look like a clown
Thug 2: And I'm not in my underwear

[[Batman frowning, doing a slow burn]]

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[[Snape, McGonagal, Hermione, and others in the stands watching a Quidditch game]]
Announcer: Goal! Slytherin 120, Gryffindor 30!
Wait! Potter's caught the snitch!
Game over! Final score Gryffindor 170, Slytherin 130!

Snape: This game just doesn't make any sense!

Snape: What sadistic twit came up with this screwy scoring?

[[Dumbledore passes by, whistling]]

For the Birds

For the Birds

[[A Hummingbird]]
Narrator: Since time immemorial...
Hummingbird: Man, this is exhausting
Cows got it made
Narrator: Bird-kind has dreamt of walking along the ground...

Stuck II

Stuck II

[[Gimli, buried in a pile of dead orcs]]
Gimli: One more try
One, two

[[Gimli's axe, tumbling through the air]]
<<FLING>>
Gimli: Three!

Gimli: Uh-oh

Joshua

Joshua

[[Alfred Pennyworth]]
Alfred: Actually, I would have quite liked to go out for karaoke
I guess it's time to pick the lock on the Bat-liquor cabinet
Again

{{title text: The Butler Did It}}