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futile frenzy - latest additions http://futilefrenzy.com The latest transcribed futile frenzy comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:32 -0000 60 at least he reads the newspaper http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=15 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=15 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:39:21 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=15">at least he reads the newspaper</a> robert: you think the homeless guy down the road has an imaginary friend i could play with? tim: i'm pretty sure he doesn't have a central nervous system complex enough to allow fantasies. tim: and i think his ran away when he sexually assaulted that weasel, not even the nuns give him change anymore. at least he reads the newspaper

robert: you think the homeless guy down the road has an imaginary friend i could play with?

tim: im pretty sure he doesnt have a central nervous system complex enough to allow fantasies.

tim: and i think his ran away when he sexually assaulted that weasel, not even the nuns give him change anymore.]]> what happens in vegas... http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=14 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=14 Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:09:05 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=14">what happens in vegas...</a> robert: quick, lassie just told me that old man peters is being robbed. tim: there's no time to lose, flip the N[i]ght L[i]ght. [[MEANWHILE]] [i] guy: so, you mean if I join an affiliate, I can be cleared of all my murder charges? what happens in vegas...

robert: quick, lassie just told me that old man peters is being robbed.

tim: theres no time to lose, flip the N[i]ght L[i]ght.

[[MEANWHILE]]
[i] guy: so, you mean if I join an affiliate, I can be cleared of all my murder charges?]]> got hooked in rehab http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=12 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=12 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:10:33 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=12">got hooked in rehab</a> tim: stan lee is holding a superhero competition in the town square. robert: the stan lee? tim: yah, you should go.. tim: you could be a heroine. robert: i was on heroine back in '84. users are losers, tim. got hooked in rehab

tim: stan lee is holding a superhero competition in the town square.
robert: the stan lee?

tim: yah, you should go..

tim: you could be a heroine.

robert: i was on heroine back in 84. users are losers, tim.]]> they're cultured http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=11 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=11 Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:14:19 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=11">they're cultured</a> [[MEANWHILE, IN TIM'S SUBCONSCIOUS]] left: tim's spleen is doing that weird thing again right: yah, i was drunk when i plugged in back in. left: that's dreadful. you take your shame and amscray. you just amscray out of here. right: pig latin? yet if i killed you, i'd go to jail. they're cultured

[[MEANWHILE, IN TIMS SUBCONSCIOUS]]
left: tims spleen is doing that weird thing again

right: yah, i was drunk when i plugged in back in.

left: thats dreadful. you take your shame and amscray. you just amscray out of here.
right: pig latin? yet if i killed you, id go to jail.]]> you won't like him when he's perturbed http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=10 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=10 Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:41:43 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=10">you won't like him when he's perturbed</a> robert: i see you bought a wig. tim: nope, smithy blasted me full of gamma rays to stimulate my hair follicles robert: that sounds fun for the whole family tim: not really. this morning i stubbed my toe, turned green, and broke the coffee table over my knee. you won't like him when he's perturbed

robert: i see you bought a wig.

tim: nope, smithy blasted me full of gamma rays to stimulate my hair follicles

robert: that sounds fun for the whole family
tim: not really. this morning i stubbed my toe, turned green, and broke the coffee table over my knee.]]> samson wouldn't stand for it http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=9 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=9 Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:51:00 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=9">samson wouldn't stand for it</a> robert: tim, have you seen my...woahmydamn you got a haircut tim: i lost a bet. robert: were you betting against your soul? tim: satan does have a great poker face. samson wouldn't stand for it

robert: tim, have you seen mywoahmydamn you got a haircut

tim: i lost a bet.

robert: were you betting against your soul?
tim: satan does have a great poker face.]]> wait, this ain't tokyo [part 3] http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=8 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=8 Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:50:56 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=8">wait, this ain't tokyo [part 3]</a> tim: aw come on smithy, i can't see. it's still daylight and you are wearing more white than colonel sanders. it's like staring directly into the sun. smithy: but, i got this lab coat on sale for half off, you can't argue with style. would you rather me take it off? tim: i would rather you take a dive off the roof, hopefully the fall would kill you. smithy: laser armed and ready. tim: woah dude, you might want to clean your goggles, i could toss robert and peg him in the eye. abort. the. plan. smithy: no, i'm pro choice [[MUSHROOM CLOUD EXPLOSION]] wait, this ain't tokyo [part 3]

tim: aw come on smithy, i cant see. its still daylight and you are wearing more white than colonel sanders. its like staring directly into the sun.

smithy: but, i got this lab coat on sale for half off, you cant argue with style. would you rather me take it off?
tim: i would rather you take a dive off the roof, hopefully the fall would kill you.

smithy: laser armed and ready.

tim: woah dude, you might want to clean your goggles, i could toss robert and peg him in the eye. abort. the. plan.

smithy: no, im pro choice

[[MUSHROOM CLOUD EXPLOSION]]]]> wait, this ain't tokyo [part 2] http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=7 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=7 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:57:15 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=7">wait, this ain't tokyo [part 2]</a> tim: smithy! smithy! answer the damn door; we've been out here for 15 minutes tim: i know you're there because i can hear your blender [[doctor smithy. the guy everyone goes to first when something goes awry. this man is a certified genius. however, there's a 9/10 chance that he is the cause of the problem.]] smithy: i thought you were another nightmare and would go away. i was doing a little sewing. smithy: i made you a coaster. tim: i'm only going to ask you this once, did you undergo a freak scientific experiment, breaking the laws of science, man, and god himself; unleashing a monstrous creation to wreak havoc upon the city? smithy: i'm going to go with no, final answer. robert: just break his #$%@& fingers! tim: i can't break the man's fingers, then how would he sew. smithy: you do know there is no one standing there right? you're talking to my window treatments. tim: so, if there was actually an outbreak of a creature....? smithy: ...then i would dispose of the said creature. using my mind. [[tim crosses his arms]] smithy: fine, with the death ray on the roof, follow me up. wait, this ain't tokyo [part 2]

tim: smithy! smithy! answer the damn door; we've been out here for 15 minutes

tim: i know you're there because i can hear your blender

[[doctor smithy. the guy everyone goes to first when something goes awry. this man is a certified genius. however, there's a 9/10 chance that he is the cause of the problem.]]

smithy: i thought you were another nightmare and would go away. i was doing a little sewing.

smithy: i made you a coaster.

tim: im only going to ask you this once, did you undergo a freak scientific experiment, breaking the laws of science, man, and god himself; unleashing a monstrous creation to wreak havoc upon the city?
smithy: im going to go with no, final answer.

robert: just break his #$%@& fingers!

tim: i can't break the man's fingers, then how would he sew.

smithy: you do know there is no one standing there right? youre talking to my window treatments.

tim: so, if there was actually an outbreak of a creature....?

smithy: ...then i would dispose of the said creature. using my mind.
[[tim crosses his arms]]
smithy: fine, with the death ray on the roof, follow me up.]]> wait, this ain't tokyo http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=6 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=6 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:04:03 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=6">wait, this ain't tokyo</a> tim: robert! tim: what did i tell you about watching the home-shopping network? last time you were addicted to it, didn't eat for three weeks and had 4 inches of majestic facial hair robert: i also bought a robotic maid, i don't see you complaining about that tim: it was a giant japanese transforming killing machine! robert: it only killed 3 kids, then his batteries died tim: i'm sick of this, let's go to the park...and play fetch robert: we've been here 5 minutes, that's your third starbucks tim: i think i would know if i had a problem, robert tim: is that a stereotypical asian man running in fear for his life? [[godzilla is tearing up the city]] tim: you know if you woulda bought batteries for the robomaid they could be having a massive struggle of power right now tim: <<sigh>> let's go find smithy wait, this ain't tokyo

tim: robert!

tim: what did i tell you about watching the home-shopping network? last time you were addicted to it, didn't eat for three weeks and had 4 inches of majestic facial hair

robert: i also bought a robotic maid, i don't see you complaining about that

tim: it was a giant japanese transforming killing machine!

robert: it only killed 3 kids, then his batteries died
tim: i'm sick of this, let's go to the park...and play fetch

robert: we've been here 5 minutes, that's your third starbucks
tim: i think i would know if i had a problem, robert

tim: is that a stereotypical asian man running in fear for his life?

[[godzilla is tearing up the city]]

tim: you know if you woulda bought batteries for the robomaid they could be having a massive struggle of power right now

tim: <> let's go find smithy]]> smacks is NOT part of a complete breakfast http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=5 http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=5 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:58:54 -0000 <a href="http://futilefrenzy.com/?id=5">smacks is NOT part of a complete breakfast</a> tim: hey, you need to go to the store, we're outta cereal robert: no...we're not. there's smacks in there tim: aye, i meant good cereal smacks is NOT part of a complete breakfast

tim: hey, you need to go to the store, we're outta cereal

robert: no...we're not. there's smacks in there

tim: aye, i meant good cereal]]>