Snowflakes - latest additions

Snowflakes - latest additions http://snowflakescomic.com The latest transcribed Snowflakes comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:42:03 -0000 60 Bad Boy http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=466&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=466&sl=4 Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:27:00 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=466&sl=4">Bad Boy</a> Devil on Enzo's right shoulder: "Greg is gone forever!" Devil on Enzo's left shoulder: "Lu is ours!" Greg: "Enzo!" Greg: "Enzo! It may have been brigands! Save yourself! Then save me! Maybe save me first!" [ The devils laugh ] Enzo: "Time to go." Greg: "ENZOOOOO!" [ He takes a breath ] Greg: "OOOOOOOO!" Bad Boy

Devil on Enzo's right shoulder: "Greg is gone forever!"
Devil on Enzo's left shoulder: "Lu is ours!"
Greg: "Enzo!"

Greg: "Enzo! It may have been brigands! Save yourself! Then save me! Maybe save me first!"
[ The devils laugh ]

Enzo: "Time to go."

Greg: "ENZOOOOO!"
[ He takes a breath ]
Greg: "OOOOOOOO!"]]> Dark Descent http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=465&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=465&sl=4 Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:25:04 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=465&sl=4">Dark Descent</a> [ Greg starts down the stairs ] Enzo: "Great job! Keep going! You're like Kindiana Jones!" Greg: "And you're sure there are no monsters or killers or killer monsters." Enzo: "Yeah. I checked an encyclopedia." Greg: "Encyclopedias are ALWAYS right." Greg: "Good research Enzo. I'll name the first artifact after you. Well, maybe the second, but-" [ There's a "FWMP!" noise ] Greg: "Enzo? Enzo? I think the door accidentally closed and locked itself!" Dark Descent

[ Greg starts down the stairs ]

Enzo: "Great job! Keep going! You're like Kindiana Jones!"

Greg: "And you're sure there are no monsters or killers or killer monsters."
Enzo: "Yeah. I checked an encyclopedia."
Greg: "Encyclopedias are ALWAYS right."

Greg: "Good research Enzo. I'll name the first artifact after you. Well, maybe the second, but-"
[ There's a "FWMP!" noise ]

Greg: "Enzo? Enzo? I think the door accidentally closed and locked itself!"]]> The Cellar http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=464&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=464&sl=4 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:49:45 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=464&sl=4">The Cellar</a> Greg: "Is the artifact shiny?" Enzo: "Oh yeah." Greg: "How old do you think it is?" Enzo: "What's that people you're always talking about?" Greg: "The Romans?" Enzo: "Twice as old. Double Romans." [ The pair reach the cellar stairs ] Greg: "You sure you wanna go in there?" Enzo: "Did I mention the artifacts are covered with the dust of a thousand ages?" Greg: "LET'S DO IT." The Cellar

Greg: "Is the artifact shiny?"
Enzo: "Oh yeah."

Greg: "How old do you think it is?"
Enzo: "What's that people you're always talking about?"
Greg: "The Romans?"
Enzo: "Twice as old. Double Romans."

[ The pair reach the cellar stairs ]

Greg: "You sure you wanna go in there?"
Enzo: "Did I mention the artifacts are covered with the dust of a thousand ages?"

Greg: "LET'S DO IT."]]> Tale of Treasure http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=463&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=463&sl=4 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:47:40 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=463&sl=4">Tale of Treasure</a> Greg: "A fish stick prize. A fish stick prize! How could dad tell me it was an ancient artifact? I hate fish sticks!" Enzo: "Greg. Greg, I found something strange in the basement. A treasure." Greg: "What sort of treasure?" Enzo: "What kind do you like?" Greg: "Eldritch and Recherche." Enzo: "That kind." Tale of Treasure

Greg: "A fish stick prize. A fish stick prize! How could dad tell me it was an ancient artifact? I hate fish sticks!"

Enzo: "Greg. Greg, I found something strange in the basement. A treasure."

Greg: "What sort of treasure?"

Enzo: "What kind do you like?"
Greg: "Eldritch and Recherche."
Enzo: "That kind."]]> Nun Powers http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=462&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=462&sl=4 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:46:05 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=462&sl=4">Nun Powers</a> Priti: "And all we want is a share in their nun powers!" Lu: "Nun powers?" Priti: "Don't you know? Nuns have the power to talk...to God." Lu: "Whoa." Priti: "And once we drive the nuns out, their power reverts to the kids. And a our leader, I shall take my proper role..." Priti: "As pinky-swear cross-your-heart best friends forever to GOD." Priti: "Bwa-HAHAHA! Hoohoo hee heeee!! Haha..." Nun Powers

Priti: "And all we want is a share in their nun powers!"
Lu: "Nun powers?"

Priti: "Don't you know? Nuns have the power to talk...to God."

Lu: "Whoa."

Priti: "And once we drive the nuns out, their power reverts to the kids. And a our leader, I shall take my proper role..."

Priti: "As pinky-swear cross-your-heart best friends forever to GOD."

Priti: "Bwa-HAHAHA! Hoohoo hee heeee!! Haha..."]]> The Means to Power http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=461&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=461&sl=4 Wed, 03 Aug 2011 05:13:12 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=461&sl=4">The Means to Power</a> Priti: "For most children, candy is an end." Priti: "For me, it is a means." Priti: "Since time immemorial, we have let the nuns run our lives. And what do we get in return? Practically nothing!" Lu: "Well, they do feed, clothe, house, and teach-" Priti: "Man cannot live on bread and clothes and shelter and knowledge alone!" The Means to Power

Priti: "For most children, candy is an end."

Priti: "For me, it is a means."

Priti: "Since time immemorial, we have let the nuns run our lives. And what do we get in return? Practically nothing!"

Lu: "Well, they do feed, clothe, house, and teach-"

Priti: "Man cannot live on bread and clothes and shelter and knowledge alone!"]]> All Access Tour http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=460&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=460&sl=4 Wed, 03 Aug 2011 05:11:08 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=460&sl=4">All Access Tour</a> Priti: "Welcome to my throne room. It is the envy of kings and ultra-kings alike!" Priti: "But all that is for show. Behold...the throne is a covering for a secret entrance!" [ Lu looks down on children digging in the snow ] Priti: "Here, in exchange for precious candy, they mine for snow, which we forge into snowballs." Lu: "To what end?" Priti: "WAR." All Access Tour

Priti: "Welcome to my throne room. It is the envy of kings and ultra-kings alike!"

Priti: "But all that is for show. Behold...the throne is a covering for a secret entrance!"

[ Lu looks down on children digging in the snow ]

Priti: "Here, in exchange for precious candy, they mine for snow, which we forge into snowballs."
Lu: "To what end?"

Priti: "WAR."]]> Loyalty http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=459&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=459&sl=4 Wed, 03 Aug 2011 05:09:08 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=459&sl=4">Loyalty</a> Priti: "Stand down troops! Lu - what is your business in Prititopia?" Lu: "I wasn't ready to do it myself. I was afraid. But you were right - we've got to stop Glory." Priti: "Prove your loyalty! Say bad things about Sloan and Glory!" Lu: "Sloan is an unimaginative egghead. Glory is an overzealous coward. But you? You are the cutest master tactician I've ever met!" [ Priti grins ] [ Priti gives Lu UNICORN HUGS! ] Loyalty

Priti: "Stand down troops! Lu - what is your business in Prititopia?"

Lu: "I wasn't ready to do it myself. I was afraid. But you were right - we've got to stop Glory."

Priti: "Prove your loyalty! Say bad things about Sloan and Glory!"

Lu: "Sloan is an unimaginative egghead. Glory is an overzealous coward. But you? You are the cutest master tactician I've ever met!"

[ Priti grins ]

[ Priti gives Lu UNICORN HUGS! ]]]> Guards http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=458&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=458&sl=4 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 04:17:12 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=458&sl=4">Guards</a> [ Johnny and Lainey sit on top of the plane ] Lainey: "What are we doing here, Johnny?" Johnny: "This is the final war! Priti or Glory, and Priti will emerge victorious. And when that happens, we'll be her inner circle." Lainey: "She betrayed us just hours ago!" Johnny: "Which makes it that much easier to betray her back and take over." Lainey: "What if she betrays us back afterward?" Johnny: "What're the odds of that?" Lu: "HEY!" [ Lu stands looking up at them ] Lainey: "What do YOU want?" Guards

[ Johnny and Lainey sit on top of the plane ]

Lainey: "What are we doing here, Johnny?"

Johnny: "This is the final war! Priti or Glory, and Priti will emerge victorious. And when that happens, we'll be her inner circle."

Lainey: "She betrayed us just hours ago!"
Johnny: "Which makes it that much easier to betray her back and take over."

Lainey: "What if she betrays us back afterward?"
Johnny: "What're the odds of that?"

Lu: "HEY!"

[ Lu stands looking up at them ]

Lainey: "What do YOU want?"]]> Burning Enzo http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=457&sl=4 http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=457&sl=4 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 04:13:45 -0000 <a href="http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=457&sl=4">Burning Enzo</a> Lu: "I need to help Priti before she goes completely nuts. It may take time, and I don't want to stop you from your scientific research." Greg: "I shant touch a beaker until you return!" Greg: "I don't own one yet, but I'll find one and not touch it. I'll not touch it thousands of times!" [ Lu and Greg hug ] [ Enzo sees the hug and gets so angry, his head flames ] Burning Enzo

Lu: "I need to help Priti before she goes completely nuts. It may take time, and I don't want to stop you from your scientific research."

Greg: "I shant touch a beaker until you return!"

Greg: "I don't own one yet, but I'll find one and not touch it. I'll not touch it thousands of times!"

[ Lu and Greg hug ]

[ Enzo sees the hug and gets so angry, his head flames ]]]>