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Shuriken Diaries - latest additions http://shurikendiaries.com The latest transcribed Shuriken Diaries comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:01:43 -0000 60 #18 Hangin' by a Thread http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/12/06/18-hangin-by-a-thread/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/12/06/18-hangin-by-a-thread/ Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:37:41 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/12/06/18-hangin-by-a-thread/">#18 Hangin' by a Thread</a> "~" is for thought bubbles. -Knock Knock- at the door. Ronin: ~Odd, he's early. Ronin: It's unlocked. June: (off panel) DWAAHHH!!! Ronin: (off panel, June hanging upside-down in a net) Whoops... usually I unset the traps when I power on. #18 Hangin' by a Thread

"~" is for thought bubbles.

-Knock Knock- at the door.
Ronin: ~Odd, he's early.
Ronin: It's unlocked.

June: (off panel) DWAAHHH!!!

Ronin: (off panel, June hanging upside-down in a net) Whoops... usually I unset the traps when I power on.]]> #17 Do Ninja-bots Dream of Electric Capybara? http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/12/03/17-do-ninja-bots-dream-of-electric-capybara/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/12/03/17-do-ninja-bots-dream-of-electric-capybara/ Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:31:13 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/12/03/17-do-ninja-bots-dream-of-electric-capybara/">#17 Do Ninja-bots Dream of Electric Capybara?</a> No speech/thought, it's Ronin's dream sequence of sorts. Ronin and June skipping together hand in hand in a field of capybara. Ronin happily smelling a flower June's holding. capybara are watching. June holding Ronin on a ship like Leonardo DiCaprio held Kate Winslet in Titanic. Yup, there's capybara. Ronin revealed to be dreaming while in sleep mode. #17 Do Ninja-bots Dream of Electric Capybara?

No speech/thought, it's Ronin's dream sequence of sorts.

Ronin and June skipping together hand in hand in a field of capybara.

Ronin happily smelling a flower June's holding. capybara are watching.

June holding Ronin on a ship like Leonardo DiCaprio held Kate Winslet in Titanic. Yup, there's capybara. Ronin revealed to be dreaming while in sleep mode.]]> #16 Clean Cut Kinda Ninja http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/29/16-clean-cut-kinda-ninja/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/29/16-clean-cut-kinda-ninja/ Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:28:14 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/29/16-clean-cut-kinda-ninja/">#16 Clean Cut Kinda Ninja</a> "~" signifies thought bubbles. ---Guy running towards Ronin holding a purse--- Ronin: ~Maybe Brad's right- I could stand to get out more often... Ronin: ~Too much Ninja Gaiden can make a Ninja-bot go postal with his wakizashi. Ronin: ~And June is pretty nice... ---Ronin slice the guy's arm off as he runs by, with a big "Splort!" in the blood--- Ronin: ~Heck, she didn't even blink when she met me! Ronin: PURSE SNATCH-EE! sTEP FORTH AND RECLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS! Amputated guy: IT'S MY MAN-BAG! I th-think I'm g-g-going into sh-shock... Ronin: Ah, a murse... It's a clean cut, easy for a doc to reattach. Amputated guy: !Spurgle! #16 Clean Cut Kinda Ninja

"~" signifies thought bubbles.

---Guy running towards Ronin holding a purse---
Ronin: ~Maybe Brad's right- I could stand to get out more often...
Ronin: ~Too much Ninja Gaiden can make a Ninja-bot go postal with his wakizashi.

Ronin: ~And June is pretty nice...

---Ronin slice the guy's arm off as he runs by, with a big "Splort!" in the blood---
Ronin: ~Heck, she didn't even blink when she met me!

Ronin: PURSE SNATCH-EE! sTEP FORTH AND RECLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS!
Amputated guy: IT'S MY MAN-BAG! I th-think I'm g-g-going into sh-shock...
Ronin: Ah, a murse... It's a clean cut, easy for a doc to reattach.
Amputated guy: !Spurgle!]]> #15 Ninjanator http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/26/15-ninjanator/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/26/15-ninjanator/ Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:23:13 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/26/15-ninjanator/">#15 Ninjanator</a> June: For the love of God, Migs, I'm not gonna sign up for BOOZEMAIL! Migs: But I sent you a pan-galactic gargle blaster! Hey, you got a new friend request... OMIGOD! Migs: It's HIM! June: Hehe, cute.... Why the long face? Migs: I dunno. I guess I expect more robotron, less stereotypical ninja. June: The t-200, sans the skin, he ain't. #15 Ninjanator

June: For the love of God, Migs, I'm not gonna sign up for BOOZEMAIL!
Migs: But I sent you a pan-galactic gargle blaster! Hey, you got a new friend request... OMIGOD!

Migs: It's HIM!
June: Hehe, cute.... Why the long face?

Migs: I dunno. I guess I expect more robotron, less stereotypical ninja.
June: The t-200, sans the skin, he ain't.]]> #12 The Addiction Du Jour http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/15/15-the-addiction-du-jour/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/15/15-the-addiction-du-jour/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:43:01 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/15/15-the-addiction-du-jour/">#12 The Addiction Du Jour</a> Ronin: It won't let me sign up if I don't put a last name. I'm not even supposed to have a first name. Brad: Dude... BRAIN WAVE! tap tap tap Screen shows "Ronin Ja" Brad: Eh? Am I right?! #12 The Addiction Du Jour

Ronin: It won't let me sign up if I don't put a last name. I'm not even supposed to have a first name.
Brad: Dude... BRAIN WAVE!

tap tap tap

Screen shows "Ronin Ja"

Brad: Eh? Am I right?!]]> #14 Wherein Our Heroes Discuss Batmen http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/22/14-wherein-our-heroes-discuss-batmen/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/22/14-wherein-our-heroes-discuss-batmen/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:35:24 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/22/14-wherein-our-heroes-discuss-batmen/">#14 Wherein Our Heroes Discuss Batmen</a> June: Even if Batman was real... Migs: But he's a Ninja-bot, he could take ANYONE! June: Shyte, we're gonna be late for work... Migs: And Batman can't launch sais from his wrists! June: Mispluralization aside, I'm not sure about sai launching... Migs: Probably not Bale or Keaton Batmen, but I'll bet he could WASTE Val Kilmer. June: Keaton rocked the batarang, but WHO WOULDN'T beat up Kilmer-Batman? (emo loner black spiderman sitting all melancholic , with Kilmer Batman behind him) Kilmer Batman: I AM THE NIGHT! #14 Wherein Our Heroes Discuss Batmen

June: Even if Batman was real...
Migs: But he's a Ninja-bot, he could take ANYONE!
June: Shyte, we're gonna be late for work...
Migs: And Batman can't launch sais from his wrists!
June: Mispluralization aside, I'm not sure about sai launching...

Migs: Probably not Bale or Keaton Batmen, but I'll bet he could WASTE Val Kilmer.
June: Keaton rocked the batarang, but WHO WOULDN'T beat up Kilmer-Batman?
(emo loner black spiderman sitting all melancholic , with Kilmer Batman behind him)
Kilmer Batman: I AM THE NIGHT!]]> #13 Targeted Marketing, Shuriken Diaries http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/19/13-targeted-marketing/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/19/13-targeted-marketing/ Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:44:08 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/19/13-targeted-marketing/">#13 Targeted Marketing, Shuriken Diaries</a> Migs: OMIGOD! June: No. Migs: But... Must... WANT! June: No. Migs: I promise I won't touch'im! June: You're lying. Migs: But, this could be my one chance at extinguishing [assion, hatred and delusion from within myself... FOREVER! June: Umm, Migs? (Looks at Migs' crotch) June: Looks like Ronin's target demographic is growing. #13 Targeted Marketing, Shuriken Diaries

Migs: OMIGOD!
June: No.
Migs: But... Must... WANT!
June: No.

Migs: I promise I won't touch'im!
June: You're lying.

Migs: But, this could be my one chance at extinguishing [assion, hatred and delusion from within myself... FOREVER!
June: Umm, Migs? (Looks at Migs' crotch)

June: Looks like Ronin's target demographic is growing.]]> #11 Jesus Could've Been a Ninja http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/12/jesus-could-have-been-a-ninja/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/12/jesus-could-have-been-a-ninja/ Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:29:23 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/12/jesus-could-have-been-a-ninja/">#11 Jesus Could've Been a Ninja</a> Brad: You need to go on dates more often; it's been awhile since you sparred that hard. Ronin: Jesus Christ... Brad: Do Ninja-bots believe in Jesus? Ronin: NO. Would you just le- Brad: Is June on Facebook? Ronin: I. DON'T. KNOW. Brad: I'll bet she is. I'll bet she's smokin'. Brad: You said she was in Robotany in school? Ronin: Botany. Why? Brad: It'll help me narrow down the- Brad: OOOOO! KAWAII! Ronin: Stop it with the Japanese, Brad. You were made in Taiwan. #11 Jesus Could've Been a Ninja

Brad: You need to go on dates more often; it's been awhile since you sparred that hard.
Ronin: Jesus Christ...
Brad: Do Ninja-bots believe in Jesus?
Ronin: NO. Would you just le-

Brad: Is June on Facebook?
Ronin: I. DON'T. KNOW.
Brad: I'll bet she is. I'll bet she's smokin'.

Brad: You said she was in Robotany in school?
Ronin: Botany. Why?
Brad: It'll help me narrow down the-

Brad: OOOOO! KAWAII!
Ronin: Stop it with the Japanese, Brad. You were made in Taiwan.]]> #10 Tree Talkers http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/08/tree-talkers/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/08/tree-talkers/ Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:49:08 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/08/tree-talkers/">#10 Tree Talkers</a> Brad: She's a wha? Ronin: She's a phytopathologist. Diseased plants, or something. Brad: People who talk to diseased plants are sooo creepy. Ronin: She just STUDIES them. Brad: Stare at a plant long enough and you'll name it and start asking it how its day was. Brad (as June): Hello Mr. Dandelion, how's it goin'? Brad (as plant): Not too bad June, but I think I'm DYING. Could I have some water? Brad (as June): You have a rare strain of ebola, so any water would be WASTED on you. Brad (As plant): Oh June, I'll do anything for you, so long as it benefits all mankind! Ronin: Plants can't get ebola, Brad. Brad: She's a disease-ridden-dandelion-anthropomorphizing-fucking-hippy. WAY WORSE than Wendy Wench. #10 Tree Talkers

Brad: She's a wha?
Ronin: She's a phytopathologist. Diseased plants, or something.
Brad: People who talk to diseased plants are sooo creepy.
Ronin: She just STUDIES them.

Brad: Stare at a plant long enough and you'll name it and start asking it how its day was.

Brad (as June): Hello Mr. Dandelion, how's it goin'?
Brad (as plant): Not too bad June, but I think I'm DYING. Could I have some water?
Brad (as June): You have a rare strain of ebola, so any water would be WASTED on you.
Brad (As plant): Oh June, I'll do anything for you, so long as it benefits all mankind!

Ronin: Plants can't get ebola, Brad.
Brad: She's a disease-ridden-dandelion-anthropomorphizing-fucking-hippy. WAY WORSE than Wendy Wench.]]> #9 She Who Shall Not be Named http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/05/she-who-shall-not-be-named/ http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/05/she-who-shall-not-be-named/ Mon, 05 Nov 2007 17:17:34 -0000 <a href="http://shurikendiaries.com/2007/11/05/she-who-shall-not-be-named/">#9 She Who Shall Not be Named</a> Brad: You're such a downer, man. I just wanna know if she's bangin'. Ronin: By your standards, I suppose. Brad: And just WHAT THE HELL does that mean?! Ronin: Remember that pirate wench, Wendy What's'er name? Brad: Dude, we agreed to never bring her up again. Ever. Brad: June doesn't have an eye patch, does she? ... Brad: What? Afraid I'm gonna steal yer girl? Ronin's fist on Brad's face: PAFF! #9 She Who Shall Not be Named

Brad: You're such a downer, man. I just wanna know if she's bangin'.
Ronin: By your standards, I suppose.

Brad: And just WHAT THE HELL does that mean?!
Ronin: Remember that pirate wench, Wendy What's'er name?
Brad: Dude, we agreed to never bring her up again. Ever.

Brad: June doesn't have an eye patch, does she?
...
Brad: What? Afraid I'm gonna steal yer girl?

Ronin's fist on Brad's face: PAFF!]]>