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		<title>#78: Never ask them to give you the Embassy Tour. All I&#39;m sayin&#39;.</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=78</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=78&quot;&gt;#78: Never ask them to give you the Embassy Tour. All I&amp;#39;m sayin&amp;#39;.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Daisy: {{thinks}} Jigsaw?  Are you paying attention?&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} I know you can hear this...&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} It&#39;s okay if you can&#39;t respond to me yet.  You seem to be acting on your own right now.&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} Which is fine...&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} But I&#39;ve never met a &#39;self-taught&#39; vampire before.&lt;br/&gt;
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Daisy: {{thinks}} It&#39;s impossible to turn yourself into a vampire, so someone must have helped you...&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw: {{thinks}} Helped himself, maybe...&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} Good, you&#39;re responding to me!  I was worried!&lt;br/&gt;
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Jigsaw: {{thinks}} I... I am?  &lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw: {{thinks}} ... You heard that?!&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} Yes! We can talk now!  &lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} ... Oh.&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} Oh my god.&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} Rebekah, what are you doing here?!&lt;br/&gt;
Daisy: {{thinks}} How did you not know?!&lt;br/&gt;
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Jigsaw: {{thinks}} What the hell are you talking about?!&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw: {{thinks}} You&#39;re the one telling me I&#39;m some dead inside!&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw: {{thinks}} I wouldn&#39;t even be here if you hadn&#39;t been arrested!&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw: {{thinks}} And what happened to your...&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw: {{thinks}} ... God, forget I asked!&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw: {{thinks}} As though I didn&#39;t feel enough like a voyeur already...</description>
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		<title>#73: Don&#39;t ask how they managed to make paw-booties.</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=73</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=73&quot;&gt;#73: Don&amp;#39;t ask how they managed to make paw-booties.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Female Lawyer/Referee: &quot;I assure you Ms. Vaeo, we won&#39;t sleep until...&quot;&lt;br/&gt;
Princess Adharia Kuvoe: ... I look perfect!&lt;br/&gt;
Slick Giovanni: I must admit, I wasn&#39;t expecting either one of us to look this good in purple.&lt;br/&gt;
Slick Giovanni: Decided on a team name, by the way?&lt;br/&gt;
Princess Adharia Kuvoe: Yes, and I should thank you for it.&lt;br/&gt;
Princess Adharia Kuvoe: It&#39;s just a matter of time before TEAM GEMINI shows those criminals a thing of two...</description>
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		<title>#48: Foreshortening, Foreshadowing, it&#39;s all good.</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=48</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=48&quot;&gt;#48: Foreshortening, Foreshadowing, it&amp;#39;s all good.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Dr. Daisy Archanis: {{thinks}} ... Especially since I seem to have miscalculated on my own efforts.&lt;br/&gt;
Arikos of Nile: (to Silk of the Solar Winds) You got lucky.  At least you didn&#39;t lose to some djinn rat.&lt;br/&gt;
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Dr. Daisy Archanis: Sigh&lt;br/&gt;
Jason Spades: ... So at this point I can&#39;t decide between you versus Quinn.&lt;br/&gt;
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Jason Spades: All things considered I&#39;d probably be less freaked out working with anyone who wasn&#39;t a djinn...&lt;br/&gt;
Jason Spades: Except when &#39;anyone&#39; turns out to be you!&lt;br/&gt;
Dr. Daisy Archanis: Oh, Really?&lt;br/&gt;
Dr. Daisy Archanis: Sounds like this decision &#39;should&#39; be much easier than it appears.&lt;br/&gt;
Dr. Daisy Archanis: Whatever you have against me, Skydancer, it&#39;s not stronge enough to help you decide, eh?</description>
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		<title>#47: You may be a hammer, but not everyone wants to get nailed.</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=47</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=47&quot;&gt;#47: You may be a hammer, but not everyone wants to get nailed.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Jigsaw Forte: Slick, why are you doing this?&lt;br/&gt;
Slick Giovanni: Well, you&#39;re an executioner now, so I figured...&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw Forte: What, that seducing me would improve your odds of being picked?&lt;br/&gt;
Slick Giovanni: Is it working, then?&lt;br/&gt;
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Jigsaw Forte: {{thinks}} Something&#39;s missing here...&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw Forte: To be honest... I have no idea.&lt;br/&gt;
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Slick Giovanni: ...&lt;br/&gt;
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Slick Giovanni: Heartless BITCH!&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw Forte: What? I&#39;m not SUPPOSED to pick a lieutenant based on hormones!&lt;br/&gt;
Slick Giovanni: What&#39;re you looking for, then? Test scores?&lt;br/&gt;
Dr. Daisy Archanis: {{thinks}} ... So she&#39;s got some intelligence on her after all. Good to know.</description>
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		<title>#46: Yep, they&#39;re all still alive, all right...</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=46</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=46&quot;&gt;#46: Yep, they&amp;#39;re all still alive, all right...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Cypress Vaeo: Executioners here do more than just killing criminals&lt;br/&gt;
Princess Adharia Kuvoe: Keep talking...&lt;br/&gt;
Cypress Vaeo: You&#39;ll each lead a team a convicts though this season. It&#39;s in your interest to keep that team alive and under control.&lt;br/&gt;
Cypress Vaeo: {{thinks}} Not to mention thinning out the opposition...&lt;br/&gt;
Cypress Vaeo: In &#39;The Dungeon&#39; we have everyone who lost on the first episode. Pick one of them for your subordinate.&lt;br/&gt;
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Princess Adharia Kuvoe: Is that some kind of slave?&lt;br/&gt;
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Jigsaw Forte: Not exactly. Think more of a personal-... !&lt;br/&gt;
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Slick Giovanni: Heh... Glad you noticed.</description>
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		<title>#45: Backstory, interrupted.</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=45</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=45&quot;&gt;#45: Backstory, interrupted.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Princess Adharia Kuvoe: I know that live on Sevru is a bit... &#39;different&#39; from what you expect. Your technology, your advancements... your freedoms... It&#39;s already been what must be so many months since the night that made it so clear to me...&lt;br/&gt;
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Cypress Vaeo: Jigsaw! Addy! Come on, you two, I know you didn&#39;t earn your executioner titles last night just to wax poetic on the past. Now step in here so we can get started. Better hurry before Jason and Whitey get too far ahead, or you&#39;ll end up with their leftovers!&lt;br/&gt;
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Jigsaw Forte + Princess Adharia Kuvoe: ...&lt;br/&gt;
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Cypress Vaeo: Come on, you did realize this job came with perks for the executioners... ...Didn&#39;t you?</description>
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		<title>#44: Hints of a background, coming right up!</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=44</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=44&quot;&gt;#44: Hints of a background, coming right up!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Jigsaw Forte: So come on, seriously; what&#39;s with the hood?&lt;br/&gt;
Princess Adharia Kuvoe: Well... I thought since this station was all indoors, that I didn&#39;t need to dress as though I was in public. But after what Geisha tried to do...&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw Forte: Say no more.&lt;br/&gt;
Princess Adharia Kuvoe: Apparently men here aren&#39;t different from the ones at home after all.&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw Forte: You talk about &#39;home&#39; an awful lot... I&#39;m surprised you&#39;d leave it to come to a place like this.&lt;br/&gt;
Princess Adharia Kuvoe: To be honest... I didn&#39;t have much choice in the matter.</description>
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		<title>#43: Come on. There&#39;s ALWAYS a secret identity involved.</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=43</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=43&quot;&gt;#43: Come on. There&amp;#39;s ALWAYS a secret identity involved.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Meridian: Cypher?!&lt;br/&gt;
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Meridian: Are you down here? Sudoku and Slider are really worried about you... Shit, he cracked out the suit...&lt;br/&gt;
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Cypher: It&#39;s not me you need to worry about, Meri.&lt;br/&gt;
Meridian: I&#39;m worried about Jigsaw too, but come on, Daisy should-!&lt;br/&gt;
Cypher: No.&lt;br/&gt;
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Cypher: Right now, Daisy can go to hell. I want the fastest flight to that damn station that you can find. I&#39;ll worry about the cost when I return. And whether it&#39;s in business class or in a body bag, I&#39;m bringing our daughter back with me!</description>
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		<title>#42: Some things never change.</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=42</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=42&quot;&gt;#42: Some things never change.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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Cypress Vaeo: There you have it, folks! We&#39;ve finally selected this season&#39;s executioners, ready to take on any and every thing we&#39;ve got! But we&#39;re not done with our new contenders yet! Next week, one of these four will become our first captain of the executioners! Keep up with our matrix-stream for new updates and how to find your local in-demand channel for breaking news and video. Until then, we&#39;ll be seeing you again at Last Resort!&lt;br/&gt;
Cypher + Meridian + Sudoku: ...&lt;br/&gt;
Sudoku: {{thinks}} My God.&lt;br/&gt;
Meridian: {{thinks}} My baby...&lt;br/&gt;
Cypher: {{thinks}} My ass!&lt;br/&gt;
Slider: Awesome!&lt;br/&gt;
Cypher: SLIDER! Sit your little fuzzy butt right back down or I will sit it FOR YOU!</description>
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		<title>#41: Rules only have to make sense to other rules.</title>
		<link>http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;page=41</link>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://lastresort.xepher.net/archive.php?arch=comics&amp;amp;page=41&quot;&gt;#41: Rules only have to make sense to other rules.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;;
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CG-86: Look out!&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;&lt;CRUNCH!&gt;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw Forte: {{thinks}} So much for living through the first show...&lt;br/&gt;
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Cypress Vaeo: Hmm... Not the way I expected to see our last executioner win, but it&#39;ll do.&lt;br/&gt;
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Zodiac: What?!&lt;br/&gt;
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CG-86: What?&lt;br/&gt;
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Arikos of Nile: WHAT?!&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;&lt;Twinge!&gt;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Cypress Vaeo: You heard me, Arikos! Whoever comes in first wins. That you threw her there is irrelevant!&lt;br/&gt;
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Cypress Vaeo: {{thinks}} ... Aside from the concussion you just gave her!&lt;br/&gt;
Cypress Vaeo: Are you all right?&lt;br/&gt;
Jigsaw Forte: I hear voices...</description>
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