Apathy - latest additions http://comic.apathysketchpad.com The latest transcribed Apathy comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:29 -0000 60 Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-03-06 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-03-06 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 20:44:48 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-03-06">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> Sarah: Have you met Gary's new girlfriend yet? <br \> Nikki: No. Have you? <br \> Sarah: No. <br \> <br \> Sarah: Actually come to think of it, I dont think I've ever seen a blind person. <br \> Nikki: Well of course you havn't. How could you? <br \> <br \> [[Sarah stares at Nikki]] <br \> <br \> Sarah: She's blind! She's not INVISIBLE! <br \> Nikki: What? Er, oh yeah. Sorry. Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

Sarah: Have you met Gary's new girlfriend yet?
Nikki: No. Have you?
Sarah: No.

Sarah: Actually come to think of it, I dont think I've ever seen a blind person.
Nikki: Well of course you havn't. How could you?

[[Sarah stares at Nikki]]

Sarah: She's blind! She's not INVISIBLE!
Nikki: What? Er, oh yeah. Sorry.]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-03-03 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-03-03 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 20:44:35 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-03-03">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> Gary: Jack, I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend, Claire. <br \> Jack: Your girlfriend? What, is she blind or something? <br \> Claire: Yes. <br \> <br \> Claire: And you can take that look off your face <br \> <br \> Jack: Well, this just isn't fair. Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

Gary: Jack, I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend, Claire.
Jack: Your girlfriend? What, is she blind or something?
Claire: Yes.

Claire: And you can take that look off your face

Jack: Well, this just isn't fair.]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-20 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-20 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 20:44:27 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-20">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> Student: Have you seen Dr. Flynn? I have to give him my coursework. <br \> Jack: I dont think I know - OH! You mean "Professor Higgs" <br \> <br \> Student: Why do you call him that? <br \> Jack: Because we're pretty sure he exists, but nobody can find him. <br \> <br \> [[Student stares at Jack]] <br \> <br \> Jack: Note to self - Stop telling physics jokes to idiots. Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

Student: Have you seen Dr. Flynn? I have to give him my coursework.
Jack: I dont think I know - OH! You mean "Professor Higgs"

Student: Why do you call him that?
Jack: Because we're pretty sure he exists, but nobody can find him.

[[Student stares at Jack]]

Jack: Note to self - Stop telling physics jokes to idiots.]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-17 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-17 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 20:44:12 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-17">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> Nikki: Ah. Jack's Wallet. <br \> <br \> [[Nikki places it in a cupboard]] <br \> Nikki: He'll never find it here now! <br \> <br \> Nikki: Bwa-hahahaha! <br \> <br \> [[In the pub]] <br \> Jack: Alright then, how do YOU think it got there? Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

Nikki: Ah. Jack's Wallet.

[[Nikki places it in a cupboard]]
Nikki: He'll never find it here now!

Nikki: Bwa-hahahaha!

[[In the pub]]
Jack: Alright then, how do YOU think it got there?]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2004-06-02 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2004-06-02 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 20:43:54 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2004-06-02">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> Gary: I'd like to put ten pounds on my phone as well, please. <br \> Cashier: Sure <br \> <br \> [[Text message recieved back in the flat]] <br \> Phone: Credit Accepted. Your balance is now £21.26 <br \> <br \> Gary: It didnt seem to work... try it again <br \> Cashier: Okay <br \> <br \> [[Another text is recieved back at the flat]] <br \> Phone: Credit Accepted. Your balance is now £31.26. <br \> Jack: And to think I was going to throw my spare E-Topop card away. Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

Gary: I'd like to put ten pounds on my phone as well, please.
Cashier: Sure

[[Text message recieved back in the flat]]
Phone: Credit Accepted. Your balance is now £21.26

Gary: It didnt seem to work... try it again
Cashier: Okay

[[Another text is recieved back at the flat]]
Phone: Credit Accepted. Your balance is now £31.26.
Jack: And to think I was going to throw my spare E-Topop card away.]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor - Comic for 24 Feb 2006 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-24 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-24 Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:43:14 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-02-24">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor - Comic for 24 Feb 2006</a><br> <br> Gary: Wow! <br \> Jack: What? <br \> <br \> Gary: You look just like friend Jack! <br \> Jack: Funny, that. <br \> <br \> Jack: You know, you look just like my friend Gary. <br \> Gary: That's really creepy... <br \> <br \> {{Four Hours Later}} <br \> Gary: You'll never guess what happened today. <br \> Jack: I might... Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor - Comic for 24 Feb 2006

Gary: Wow!
Jack: What?

Gary: You look just like friend Jack!
Jack: Funny, that.

Jack: You know, you look just like my friend Gary.
Gary: That's really creepy...

{{Four Hours Later}}
Gary: You'll never guess what happened today.
Jack: I might...]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-01-16 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-01-16 Thu, 19 Jan 2006 14:03:09 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2006-01-16">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> [[Nikki and Jack stood talking]] <br \> Nikki: What if all Stephen Hawking's theories are wrong but no-one has the heart to tell him? Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

[[Nikki and Jack stood talking]]
Nikki: What if all Stephen Hawking's theories are wrong but no-one has the heart to tell him?]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2005-12-23 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2005-12-23 Sun, 15 Jan 2006 21:37:28 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2005-12-23">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> [[In the apartment]] <br \> TV: Whats that, Lassie? Belle Dingle is trapped down the old mine? <br \> <br \> TV: - and welcome to another "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" celebrity charity christmas couples special - <br \> <br \> TV: - 'cause if you want the best 'uns and you don't ask questions then brother, I'm your man - <br \> <br \> Jack: The TV was so much better in April-Christmas. Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

[[In the apartment]]
TV: Whats that, Lassie? Belle Dingle is trapped down the old mine?

TV: - and welcome to another "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" celebrity charity christmas couples special -

TV: - 'cause if you want the best 'uns and you don't ask questions then brother, I'm your man -

Jack: The TV was so much better in April-Christmas.]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2005-12-25 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2005-12-25 Sun, 15 Jan 2006 21:33:05 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2005-12-25">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> [[Two US astronauts float around in space in front of a planet with saturn-esque rings. Charlie's fly is undone]] <br \> Astronaut #1: Hey, Charlie! Your fly is undone! Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

[[Two US astronauts float around in space in front of a planet with saturn-esque rings. Charlie's fly is undone]]
Astronaut #1: Hey, Charlie! Your fly is undone!]]> Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2004-06-01 http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2004-06-01 Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:00:10 -0000 <a href="http://comic.apathysketchpad.com/index.php?date=2004-06-01">Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor</a><br> <br> JACK: Alright, I'm off to the Oak. Coming? <br \> SARAH: Yeahh Just let me get ready. <br \> JACK: It's only a pub. Come on. <br \> <br \> SARAH: I'm not going like this. <br \> JACK: You look gorgeous. <br \> SARAH: I'll only be a minute. <br \> <br \> [[Sarah appears at the door, looking exactly like she did before.]] <br \> Forty minutes later... <br \> SARAH: Ta-daa! <br \> <br \> [[Jack looks annoyed.]] <br \> SARAH: So what do you think? <br \> JACK: You look gorgeous. Apathy - A Webcomic By Andrew Taylor

JACK: Alright, I'm off to the Oak. Coming?
SARAH: Yeahh Just let me get ready.
JACK: It's only a pub. Come on.

SARAH: I'm not going like this.
JACK: You look gorgeous.
SARAH: I'll only be a minute.

[[Sarah appears at the door, looking exactly like she did before.]]
Forty minutes later...
SARAH: Ta-daa!

[[Jack looks annoyed.]]
SARAH: So what do you think?
JACK: You look gorgeous.]]>