Lazy Fish - latest additions

Lazy Fish - latest additions http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/ The latest transcribed Lazy Fish comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:38 -0000 60 Told you it was worth the wait. http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/266224/told-you-it-was-worth-the-wait/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/266224/told-you-it-was-worth-the-wait/ Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:20:04 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/266224/told-you-it-was-worth-the-wait/">Told you it was worth the wait.</a> Michelle: Kitten? Kira: Yes Miss Michelle? Michelle: What happened to that cute red-headed boy who used to work here? Kira: Oh? Mister Matthew? He left to find safer employment. Michelle: S-safer employment? ... W-Why? Kira(offpanel): Well... Matthew: *grope* C'mere pussycat! Doctor: Sir, how did you sustain these injuries? Kira: He fell down some stairs. Didn't you Mister Matthew? Matthew: I fell down some stairs doctor. Michelle(offpanel): What does he do now? .__. Kira: Oh look! Miss Michelle! A customer! Michelle: *slump* Kitten, what does he do now? Kira: Umm... I think he chases dragons. Michelle: . . . Told you it was worth the wait.

Michelle: Kitten?
Kira: Yes Miss Michelle?
Michelle: What happened to that cute red-headed boy who used to work here?
Kira: Oh? Mister Matthew? He left to find safer employment.

Michelle: S-safer employment? ... W-Why?
Kira(offpanel): Well...

Matthew: *grope* C'mere pussycat!

Doctor: Sir, how did you sustain these injuries?
Kira: He fell down some stairs. Didn't you Mister Matthew?
Matthew: I fell down some stairs doctor.
Michelle(offpanel): What does he do now? .__.

Kira: Oh look! Miss Michelle! A customer!
Michelle: *slump* Kitten, what does he do now?
Kira: Umm... I think he chases dragons.
Michelle: . . .]]> Dragonball Z in a nutshell. http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/264494/dragonball-z-in-a-nutshell/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/264494/dragonball-z-in-a-nutshell/ Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:11:40 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/264494/dragonball-z-in-a-nutshell/">Dragonball Z in a nutshell.</a> Farmer: Oh My Rod! A *new* enemy! Goku: I'll save you! [KABLAM], [POW!], [BIFF!] Goku(offpanel): Oh my god... I'm... SUPER SAIYAN ONE BILLION! Goku: Wheeeee -Big Splosion- Moon: I'm the moon ^Freiza was 'ere lol^ *angsty end* Dragonball Z in a nutshell.

Farmer: Oh My Rod! A *new* enemy!

Goku: I'll save you!

[KABLAM], [POW!], [BIFF!]

Goku(offpanel): Oh my god... I'm... SUPER SAIYAN ONE BILLION!

Goku: Wheeeee

-Big Splosion-
Moon: I'm the moon

^Freiza was 'ere lol^

*angsty end*]]> Um.. real stuff later KAY! http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/259887/um-real-stuff-later-kay/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/259887/um-real-stuff-later-kay/ Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:08:51 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/259887/um-real-stuff-later-kay/">Um.. real stuff later KAY!</a> Damien: I hear we have a sub today. Josh: O RLY James: YA RLY Damien: We better be on good behavior. James: TAY... zzzzzzzz -Five Minutes Later- Damien: I AM THE SPARTAN KING! BURN IT MY TROOPS! Josh: *thurst* Random Girl: AHH! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! Um.. real stuff later KAY!

Damien: I hear we have a sub today.
Josh: O RLY
James: YA RLY

Damien: We better be on good behavior.
James: TAY... zzzzzzzz

-Five Minutes Later-
Damien: I AM THE SPARTAN KING! BURN IT MY TROOPS!
Josh: *thurst*
Random Girl: AHH! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!]]> REtardis http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/252768/retardis/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/252768/retardis/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:59:58 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/252768/retardis/">REtardis</a> Falcon: Your so stupid, your travel machine would be called the REtardis Damien: HEY! REtardis

Falcon: Your so stupid, your travel machine would be called the REtardis
Damien: HEY!]]> Exersise equates Death. http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/250450/exersise-equates-death/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/250450/exersise-equates-death/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:58:50 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/250450/exersise-equates-death/">Exersise equates Death.</a> Ball of Doom - $80 Ball DVD - $15 Dying of Ball induced meck injuries? Priceless. Exersise equates Death.

Ball of Doom - $80

Ball DVD - $15

Dying of Ball induced meck injuries? Priceless.]]> Flaming Moogles Alive! http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/250449/flaming-moogles-alive/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/250449/flaming-moogles-alive/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:54:50 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/250449/flaming-moogles-alive/">Flaming Moogles Alive!</a> Damien: So basically, all you need to do to use Will is tao into your mind's potential and unleash it. Kira: KAY! Damien: Like so. Kira: Like this? Damien: yeah.. higher levels are much more powerful, but on't get your hopes up just ye- Damien: Haxx0rs! Flaming Moogles Alive!

Damien: So basically, all you need to do to use Will is tao into your mind's potential and unleash it.
Kira: KAY!

Damien: Like so.

Kira: Like this?
Damien: yeah.. higher levels are much more powerful, but on't get your hopes up just ye-

Damien: Haxx0rs!]]> I'm mean to Gryff... http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/229291/im-mean-to-gryff/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/229291/im-mean-to-gryff/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:36:10 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/229291/im-mean-to-gryff/">I'm mean to Gryff...</a> Damien: Dude, I'm so bored Gryff: Yeah, so? Damien: So, entertain me. Gryff: You say this every lesson. Damien: Well to be perfectly honest isn't it about time you take the advice and get y'know less boring? Gryff: And how exactly do I do that? Damien: Glad you asked! Gryff: I. Hate. You. Damien: Yeah yeah, shut up and keep working. I'm mean to Gryff...

Damien: Dude, I'm so bored
Gryff: Yeah, so?

Damien: So, entertain me.
Gryff: You say this every lesson.

Damien: Well to be perfectly honest isn't it about time you take the advice and get y'know less boring?

Gryff: And how exactly do I do that?
Damien: Glad you asked!

Gryff: I. Hate. You.
Damien: Yeah yeah, shut up and keep working.]]> A long, long time ago http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/203485/a-long-long-time-ago/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/203485/a-long-long-time-ago/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:51:11 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/203485/a-long-long-time-ago/">A long, long time ago</a> =8 Years ago...= Mother: Here Kitten! I got you a new book! =A week later...= Kira: mew? um.. hello? mrow? Mother: Did you say something? Kira: h-hello? can anyone hear me? Sister: No but I heard a noise. Kira: DOWN HERE!!! Sister: Oh, it's Kitten! Mother: Wow, what do you want dear? Kira: i really really likes that book. Mother: Oh? Good. I have the next two in the series as well. Here you go. Kira: THANK YOOU!! Mother: You are welcome! =3 hours later= Kira: Mew! Riddle! Noes! Mother: Kitten! Lights out! =3 days later= Kira: Yay Sirius! Mother: KITTEN! Lights out! Now! Kira: But it's the really exciting part! Mother: NOW! Kira: aww -Teh Book Store- Crowd: OMG! HARRY POTTER! Kira: purrrrrr *crowd rushes and collects books, Kira is in the dust* Kira: mew? -Teh Book Store- *sold out* A long, long time ago

=8 Years ago...=
Mother: Here Kitten! I got you a new book!

=A week later...=
Kira: mew? um.. hello? mrow?
Mother: Did you say something?
Kira: h-hello? can anyone hear me?
Sister: No but I heard a noise.

Kira: DOWN HERE!!!
Sister: Oh, it's Kitten!
Mother: Wow, what do you want dear?
Kira: i really really likes that book.

Mother: Oh? Good. I have the next two in the series as well. Here you go.
Kira: THANK YOOU!!
Mother: You are welcome!

=3 hours later=
Kira: Mew! Riddle! Noes!
Mother: Kitten! Lights out!

=3 days later=
Kira: Yay Sirius!
Mother: KITTEN! Lights out! Now!
Kira: But it's the really exciting part!
Mother: NOW!
Kira: aww

-Teh Book Store-
Crowd: OMG! HARRY POTTER!

Kira: purrrrrr

*crowd rushes and collects books, Kira is in the dust*
Kira: mew?

-Teh Book Store-
*sold out*]]> The source of all evil http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/184207/the-source-of-all-evil/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/184207/the-source-of-all-evil/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:11:14 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/184207/the-source-of-all-evil/">The source of all evil</a> Damien(thinking): It's almost time... Damien(thinking): The time of day you feel coming with that chill up your spine. When you can feel the evil Damien(thinking): The evil that sucks life from all... The evil which is... Damien(thinking): The 12 year old girl slumber party. The source of all evil

Damien(thinking): It's almost time...

Damien(thinking): The time of day you feel coming with that chill up your spine. When you can feel the evil

Damien(thinking): The evil that sucks life from all... The evil which is...

Damien(thinking): The 12 year old girl slumber party.]]> Fun for the whole family! http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/181994/fun-for-the-whole-family/ http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/181994/fun-for-the-whole-family/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:08:18 -0000 <a href="http://lazyfish.smackjeeves.com/comics/181994/fun-for-the-whole-family/">Fun for the whole family!</a> *hardcore concentration* Damien: hehehehe hehehehe *being pwned by LuBu* Kira: Whaaat! Damien: I'm fighting Wang Fang's privates! Kira: *snarf* -Both in chibi hysterics- Fun for the whole family!

*hardcore concentration*

Damien: hehehehe hehehehe

*being pwned by LuBu*
Kira: Whaaat!

Damien: I'm fighting Wang Fang's privates!
Kira: *snarf*

-Both in chibi hysterics-]]>