Gods Playing Poker - latest additions

Gods Playing Poker - latest additions http://gppcomic.com The latest transcribed Gods Playing Poker comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:42:03 -0000 60 Whoa. http://gppcomic.com/2009/10/30/whoa/ http://gppcomic.com/2009/10/30/whoa/ Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:17:10 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2009/10/30/whoa/">Whoa.</a> Jesus: Whoa. Whoa.

Jesus: Whoa.]]> Zipporah was right. http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/23/zipporah-was-right/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/23/zipporah-was-right/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:35:04 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/23/zipporah-was-right/">Zipporah was right.</a> Moses: Thanks for the new umbrella, guys! But I have to ask, what's the occasion? Quetzalcoatl: *snicker* Muhammad: Oh, you know... Buddha: No special reason... Jesus: Just in case you suddenly were CAUGHT, say, in the rain... C'thulhu: Singing. Or something. *cough* Whose deal was it? Zipporah was right.

Moses: Thanks for the new umbrella, guys! But I have to ask, what's the occasion?

Quetzalcoatl: *snicker*

Muhammad: Oh, you know...

Buddha: No special reason...

Jesus: Just in case you suddenly were CAUGHT, say, in the rain...

C'thulhu: Singing. Or something. *cough* Whose deal was it?]]> Your Friends are Jerks http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/16/your-friends-are-jerks/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/16/your-friends-are-jerks/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:35:01 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/16/your-friends-are-jerks/">Your Friends are Jerks</a> Zipporah [[holding hands with Moses]]: You knew I wasn't mad at you all along, didn't you? Moses: Of course! I figured you just wanted some time alone with me. Zipporah: Think the poker game can survive WITHOUT you for one night? Moses: Those guys? They'll be FINE. They're probably making fun of me behind my back. Zipporah: For nice guys, your friends can be jerks, Moses. [[Back at the poker game, Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad and Quetzalcoatl all peer out from between curtains, like the famous scene from Singing in the Rain.]] Jesus: A-one, A-two, A-one-two-three-four-- [[singing]] Moses supposes his toeses are roses Buddha [[singing]]: But Moses supposes ERRONEOUSLY Muhammad [[singing]]: A rose is a rose, a nose is a noes, a toes is a toes C'thulhu [[singing]]: Hoop-di-dooby-dooby! Quetzalcoatl [[snickering]]: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH Your Friends are Jerks

Zipporah [[holding hands with Moses]]: You knew I wasn't mad at you all along, didn't you?

Moses: Of course! I figured you just wanted some time alone with me.

Zipporah: Think the poker game can survive WITHOUT you for one night?

Moses: Those guys? They'll be FINE. They're probably making fun of me behind my back.

Zipporah: For nice guys, your friends can be jerks, Moses.

[[Back at the poker game, Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad and Quetzalcoatl all peer out from between curtains, like the famous scene from Singing in the Rain.]]

Jesus: A-one, A-two, A-one-two-three-four-- [[singing]] Moses supposes his toeses are roses

Buddha [[singing]]: But Moses supposes ERRONEOUSLY

Muhammad [[singing]]: A rose is a rose, a nose is a noes, a toes is a toes

C'thulhu [[singing]]: Hoop-di-dooby-dooby!

Quetzalcoatl [[snickering]]: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH]]> Pretty brown eyes… http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/09/those-sad-brown-eyes/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/09/those-sad-brown-eyes/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:34:40 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/09/those-sad-brown-eyes/">Pretty brown eyes…</a> Zipporah: <<sniff>> Moses... did you really mean that? Moses: Of course not, dear, I -- Zipporah: Am I a... a punishment to you? Moses: I wasn't thinking- I didn't mean- Zipporah: <<sniff>> A scold? Moses: It was a joke! I just- Zipporah: Don't you LIKE spending time with me? Moses: Little bird, you KNOW I do... <<sigh>> I'm sorry. I love you. Zipporah: Oh Moses... I love you too. Buddha [[whispering, hiding behind the poker table]] Why are we all hiding? She seems NICE! Jesus [[whispering, hiding behind the poker table]]: NICE?! Of COURSE she's nice! She's, like, the MR. ROGERS of nice! Teasing her to her face is like KICKING a PUPPY. It's like her SUPERPOWER or something. Quetzalcoatl [[whispering, hiding in the Monkey King's cloud]]: One look in those baby browns... Muhammad [[whispering, hiding in the Monkey King's cloud]]: I wasn't even the one MAKING the joke, and I feel bad! C'thulhu [[hiding behind the poker table, says nothing but ogles her with a sneaky tentacle]] Pretty brown eyes…

Zipporah: <> Moses... did you really mean that?

Moses: Of course not, dear, I --

Zipporah: Am I a... a punishment to you?

Moses: I wasn't thinking- I didn't mean-

Zipporah: <> A scold?

Moses: It was a joke! I just-

Zipporah: Don't you LIKE spending time with me?

Moses: Little bird, you KNOW I do... <> I'm sorry. I love you.

Zipporah: Oh Moses... I love you too.

Buddha [[whispering, hiding behind the poker table]] Why are we all hiding? She seems NICE!

Jesus [[whispering, hiding behind the poker table]]: NICE?! Of COURSE she's nice! She's, like, the MR. ROGERS of nice! Teasing her to her face is like KICKING a PUPPY. It's like her SUPERPOWER or something.

Quetzalcoatl [[whispering, hiding in the Monkey King's cloud]]: One look in those baby browns...

Muhammad [[whispering, hiding in the Monkey King's cloud]]: I wasn't even the one MAKING the joke, and I feel bad!

C'thulhu [[hiding behind the poker table, says nothing but ogles her with a sneaky tentacle]]]]> Oh Noeses! http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/02/oh-noeses/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/02/oh-noeses/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:34:23 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/10/02/oh-noeses/">Oh Noeses!</a> Muhammad: Understand, the Qu'ran actually LIMITS the number of wives. And 86 wives?! -- Masaba's taking Allah WAY out of context. Moses: It just seems to me that a potential death sentence is a little bit harsh. Marriage is PUNISHMENT enough. TRUST me -- I should know. Buddha [[whispering]]: Did Moses just -- Jesus [[whispering]]: Don't look at me. I'm staying out of this. <<Moses's phone: Ring! Ring! ring!>> Quetzalcoatl: Heh-heh-heh. UH-OH, Mo! I think SOMEONE just heard that little JOKE of yours. C'thulhu: OH NOESES! IT'S MRS. MOSES! <<snicker>> Oh Noeses!

Muhammad: Understand, the Qu'ran actually LIMITS the number of wives. And 86 wives?! -- Masaba's taking Allah WAY out of context.

Moses: It just seems to me that a potential death sentence is a little bit harsh. Marriage is PUNISHMENT enough. TRUST me -- I should know.

Buddha [[whispering]]: Did Moses just --

Jesus [[whispering]]: Don't look at me. I'm staying out of this.

<>

Quetzalcoatl: Heh-heh-heh. UH-OH, Mo! I think SOMEONE just heard that little JOKE of yours.

C'thulhu: OH NOESES! IT'S MRS. MOSES! <>]]> Level Up! http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/25/level-up/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/25/level-up/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:34:17 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/25/level-up/">Level Up!</a> Quetzalcoatl: Whoa! I feel all HISTORIC all of a sudden. Check out my snazzy mohawk! Muhammad: Well, THIS is a pleasant surprise!? Moses: Which part -- the new look? The haircut? The clothes? Muhammad: That, and I think I got BUDDHA'S CARDS in the change. Buddha: I find reincarnation SO invigorating. Don't you? Jesus: Dad always says there's just NOTHING like being reborn. C'thulhu: Except mindless slaughter! Level Up!

Quetzalcoatl: Whoa! I feel all HISTORIC all of a sudden. Check out my snazzy mohawk!

Muhammad: Well, THIS is a pleasant surprise!?

Moses: Which part -- the new look? The haircut? The clothes?

Muhammad: That, and I think I got BUDDHA'S CARDS in the change.

Buddha: I find reincarnation SO invigorating. Don't you?

Jesus: Dad always says there's just NOTHING like being reborn.

C'thulhu: Except mindless slaughter!]]> Oh my… http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/18/oh-my/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/18/oh-my/ Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:25:09 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/18/oh-my/">Oh my…</a> [[The gods' poker table, blurry and out of focus as a giant hand cleans off a pair of glasses in the foreground.]] Moses: Oh my, what's going on? Quetzalcoatl: I don't know... but I HATE it. Muhammad: Everyone just stay calm. Buddha: I'm ALWAYS calm. Jesus: Aw man, I was even winning. C'thulhu: THE STARS -- AT LAST! Oh my…

[[The gods' poker table, blurry and out of focus as a giant hand cleans off a pair of glasses in the foreground.]]

Moses: Oh my, what's going on?

Quetzalcoatl: I don't know... but I HATE it.

Muhammad: Everyone just stay calm.

Buddha: I'm ALWAYS calm.

Jesus: Aw man, I was even winning.

C'thulhu: THE STARS -- AT LAST!]]> Wow, he’s good http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/11/wow-hes-good/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/11/wow-hes-good/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:46:47 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/09/11/wow-hes-good/">Wow, he’s good</a> Moses: What about that New Yorker cover scandal, hmm? Really gets the old blood BOILING, eh? Eh? Muhammad: Not really, Moses. It was obviously satirical. Quetzalcoatl: [[whispering]] HAH! Nice try, Mo. MY turn now. Watch and learn. Quetzalcoatl: <<cough>> Hey, did you hear... about that PANTIWADULOUS editor at Helix magazine, with the "sheet heads" email comment and all? Muhammad: His words WERE racist, but today I will FORGIVE him for his ignorance. Buddha: Mmm, mmm, halva. Anyone want some? Muhammad: Not until Iftar, thank you. Jesus: Wow, he's GOOD. This is like trying to make a Buckingham Palace guard laugh. C'thulhu: AMATEURS. Wow, he’s good

Moses: What about that New Yorker cover scandal, hmm? Really gets the old blood BOILING, eh? Eh?

Muhammad: Not really, Moses. It was obviously satirical.

Quetzalcoatl: [[whispering]] HAH! Nice try, Mo. MY turn now. Watch and learn.

Quetzalcoatl: <> Hey, did you hear... about that PANTIWADULOUS editor at Helix magazine, with the "sheet heads" email comment and all?

Muhammad: His words WERE racist, but today I will FORGIVE him for his ignorance.

Buddha: Mmm, mmm, halva. Anyone want some?

Muhammad: Not until Iftar, thank you.

Jesus: Wow, he's GOOD. This is like trying to make a Buckingham Palace guard laugh.

C'thulhu: AMATEURS.]]> Fiction?! Part 10: Epilogue http://gppcomic.com/2008/08/26/fiction-part-10-epilogue/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/08/26/fiction-part-10-epilogue/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:21:28 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/08/26/fiction-part-10-epilogue/">Fiction?! Part 10: Epilogue</a> [[Darkseid and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, looking at a computer monitor]] Darkseid: THOR? They passed ME up for THAT hack?!! Flying Spaghetti Monster: bloodleoodleoodlleloop Fiction?! Part 10: Epilogue

[[Darkseid and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, looking at a computer monitor]]

Darkseid: THOR? They passed ME up for THAT hack?!!

Flying Spaghetti Monster: bloodleoodleoodlleloop]]> Needs ketchup http://gppcomic.com/2008/08/08/needs-ketchup/ http://gppcomic.com/2008/08/08/needs-ketchup/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:19:16 -0000 <a href="http://gppcomic.com/2008/08/08/needs-ketchup/">Needs ketchup</a> {{Saturn's original, rejected, baby-back ribs}} Needs ketchup

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