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Luke, I AM your father

Luke, I AM your father
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Quetzalcoatl: [[wearing Darth Vader Mask]] Heh heh heh.

Moses: [[wearing Darth Vader Mask and brandishing crutch]] Oh man, J, did you see the LOOKS on their faces when you said their lack of faith disturbed you?

Buddha: [[says nothing]]

Jesus: [[wearing a Darth Vader mask]] And we were all like NYEEERT NYEEERT with our crutchsabers! It was awesome!

Muhammad: <>

Cthulhu: BO SHUDA! Hohohoho.

{{Huttese greeting}}

The force is strong with this one

The force is strong with this one
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Muhammad: I changed my mind. I'm ready now. BRING IT ON, Jedi Church!

Moses: Oh come now, dressing up with a light saber? That's SO juvenile.

Quetzalcoatl: Yeah, that's just sooo LAST Thursday.

Buddha: <>

Jesus: You have to keep UP with these things, Muhammad.

Cthulhu: HOHOHO! Ya koo tocha ka POONOO nee sok nyee!

{{Huttese: Your mind powers will not work on me, boy.}}

Slow week?

Slow week?
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Quetzalcoatl: Check.

Moses: I'm in for one.

Moses: Slow week?

Muhammad: Slow week.

Muhammad: Raise for two.

Buddha: Three

Jesus: Fold.

Cthulhu: Bah! Fold.

It’s not you…

It’s not you…
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Hera [[inset, on the phone]]: So, hey, I heard you guys might have an open table seat.

Moses [[on phone]]: Um, well, Hera, it's not that we don't like you... It's just that you come with a lot of --

Muhammad [[interjecting]]: --baggage.

Quetzalcoatl: Tell her, "It's not you, it's Zeus." Everyone else does.

Jesus: Man, I feel bad about the Big C now. I hope he's okay.

Buddha: I'm sure he's fine. He's probably off trying to find himself.

Poof!

Poof!
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{{First Panel}}

Quetzalcoatl: Hey, some mortal on earth is complaining about the name of our poker night.

Moses: I don't see the problem. CLEARLY it's just a loose reference.

Muhammad: Well, it IS grossly inaccurate.

Buddha: I've always regarded it more as a concept than as dogma, considering how many of us AREN'T gods.

Jesus: That's true. Heck, Cthulhu here's just a work of fiction.

Cthulhu [[beginning to dissolve]]: Wait, what --?!

{{Second Panel}}

[[All the gods looking at Jesus. Jesus looks pensive.]]

Muhammad: NOW look what you did.

Cthulhu: [[Disappearing in a poof of logic]] <>

I. Don’t. Care.

I. Don’t. Care.
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Cthulhu: [[Wearing the pope's robe and hat, and carrying his staff and censer, says nothing, looks vaguely guilty]]

Jesus: [[pointing angrily at Cthulhu]] I. Don't. Care. YOU swallowed him, you can darn well UN-swallow him!

Quetzalcoatl, Buddha, Moses, Muhammad: [[Say nothing, look on disapprovingly]]

NARRATIVE: Meanwhile, in the bowels of C'thulhu...

[[A silhouette of the Pope floating in Cthulhu's stomach]]

This just in from Vatican City

This just in from Vatican City
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Cthulhu: [[Wearing the pope's robe and hat and carrying his staff and censer, says nothing]]

Television: ...With more on this, here's Ken Lobara, reporting from Vatican City.

Jesus: [[Giving Cthulhu an appraising and angry look, says nothing]]

Quetzalcoatl, Moses, Muhammad: [[watching television, say nothing]]

Buddha: [[listening to music and holding his stolen torch, says nothing]]

Holy crap!

Holy crap!
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Quetzalcoatl: HOLY CRAP! I just remembered... I'M not Christian!

Quetzalcoatl: Deal me out, guys -- looks like I'm NOT giving up "giving up poker" for Lent after all. Heh heh.

Moses: Wait... if he IS giving up poker for Lent, wouldn't that mean...

Buddha: [[says nothing, laughing]]

Muhammad: Don't ask. JUST... don't ask.

Cthulhu: MADNESS!

Less talk, more cards

Less talk, more cards
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Moses: Thanks for sitting in, Ganesha.

Quetzalcoatl: Less talk, more cards.

Muhammad: [[says nothing]]

Ganesha: [[holding a hand with four aces]] Hey, this is the kind of obstacle I LIKE having to overcome. Read 'em and weep.

Ganesha: [[to Buddha]] Hey Siddharta, long time no see my desi brother. Want to grab a curry later on and catch up?

Buddha: Definitely! .... But after a few more hands.

Cthulhu: THE VINDALOO, IT BURNS...

How long 'til J’s back?

How long 'til J’s back?
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Quetzalcoatl: How long 'til J's back?

Moses: That depends on whether he's also observing Great Lent. It just began.

Quetzalcoatl: GREAT Lent? What, the FIRST one was just SO-SO Lent?

Muhammad: [[grumbling]] I don't care. Just tell us when it ends!

Moses: Well, for MOST Christians, it ends next Saturday... unless you're Roman Catholic. Then it ends late Thursday. And it looks like the Eastern Orthodox Lent won't end until... hmmm... LATE APRIL?

Buddha: Ah yes, Eastern Orthodox. They adhere to the Byzantine Calendar.

Cthulhu: IT SHOULD BE NON-EUCLIDEAN.