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Gav: [[thinking]] Suzy Gee? Linus? Oh crap!

Gav: Run! Get away from me! Get out of the building!
Suzy Gee: [[to Linus]] Yeah, he DOES seem ruder.
Gav: [[thinking]] I've got to get everyone OUT of here.

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[[beat, as fire alarm fails to go off]]

Gav: Fer FRANK'S sake! There's a NUCLEAR REACTOR in this building!!]]> Nukees - Wednesday, August 7, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020807.html http://nukees.com/d/20020807.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:54:02 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020807.html">Nukees - Wednesday, August 7, 2002</a> [[Gav and Teri are walking down some stairs. Gav is wearing a crown and Teri is dressed like Maid Marion]] Gav: Hoo! Can you believe I only had to ASK Danny to build a trap for himself and he winds up welded into a metal cage? What a Melonpool! [[Gav and Teri are walking down a corridor]] Gav: Now I gotta find a hacksaw from the machine shop to set him free just so he can do it all over again! [[Gav is head first into a box labeled "Hacksaws Bolt Cutters and Bandages" there is an electric flash behind him]] GAv: He's hilarious. I mean, he's completely lost sight of trying to unplug and steal your server. Teri: You do realize there was no bottom on that cage, righ-- <<fzt>> [[Gav stands up]] Gav: Aw Goats! I don't wanna spend the rest of the week convincing everyone I let him win. Nukees - Wednesday, August 7, 2002

[[Gav and Teri are walking down some stairs. Gav is wearing a crown and Teri is dressed like Maid Marion]]
Gav: Hoo! Can you believe I only had to ASK Danny to build a trap for himself and he winds up welded into a metal cage? What a Melonpool!

[[Gav and Teri are walking down a corridor]]
Gav: Now I gotta find a hacksaw from the machine shop to set him free just so he can do it all over again!

[[Gav is head first into a box labeled "Hacksaws Bolt Cutters and Bandages" there is an electric flash behind him]]
GAv: He's hilarious. I mean, he's completely lost sight of trying to unplug and steal your server.
Teri: You do realize there was no bottom on that cage, righ--
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[[Gav stands up]]
Gav: Aw Goats! I don't wanna spend the rest of the week convincing everyone I let him win.]]> Nukees - Monday, August 5, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020805.html http://nukees.com/d/20020805.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:52:53 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020805.html">Nukees - Monday, August 5, 2002</a> [[Cecilia puts a straight jacket on King Luca]] King Luca: (in high pitched tone) HEE HEE...Funny helium voice...hee hee hee...must...resist.. Cecilia: Now hold still while I *erf* get these *oog* sleeves... King Luca: NAY to thee, vile torturess! I am FREE! [[Runs out the door]] <<SNAP!>> <<Tooong>> <<Buddabuddabudda>> <<KA-REEN!>> <<several shouts of pain from King Luca>> [[King Luca is in a cage, pulleys, cables, and counterweights are evident]] Cecilia: Your friend Danny came by earlier looking for you. He was kind enough to help me around the kitchen. King Luca: Methinks he helped ME around the kitchen, too. Nukees - Monday, August 5, 2002

[[Cecilia puts a straight jacket on King Luca]]
King Luca: (in high pitched tone) HEE HEE...Funny helium voice...hee hee hee...must...resist..
Cecilia: Now hold still while I *erf* get these *oog* sleeves...

King Luca: NAY to thee, vile torturess! I am FREE!
[[Runs out the door]]

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[[King Luca is in a cage, pulleys, cables, and counterweights are evident]]
Cecilia: Your friend Danny came by earlier looking for you. He was kind enough to help me around the kitchen.
King Luca: Methinks he helped ME around the kitchen, too.]]> Nukees - Wednesday, July 31, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020731.html http://nukees.com/d/20020731.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:51:37 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020731.html">Nukees - Wednesday, July 31, 2002</a> [[Cecilia is standing outside a door]] Cecilia: You know the rules, you highness. Put the straight jacket back on or I won't let you back out of the powder room. [[King Luca is in a bathroom, his arms crossed in front of him]] King Luca: Imprisoned in here or out there... I see nary a difference! Cecilia: Now, now my sweet! You don't want me to fill the room with GAS again do you? [[Top shot of King Luca in a small bathroom]] King Luca: Yes... about that... chloroform or pepper spray as an immobilizing agent, I could understand... [[Cecilia is putting a hose from a tank of helium towards the door]] King Luca: HELIUM seems a curious choice however... Cecilia: It worked last time, didn't it? King Luca: THIS time, I won't double over {{font begins to reduce}} laughing... hee hee! Oh who am I kidding...? Nukees - Wednesday, July 31, 2002

[[Cecilia is standing outside a door]]
Cecilia: You know the rules, you highness. Put the straight jacket back on or I won't let you back out of the powder room.

[[King Luca is in a bathroom, his arms crossed in front of him]]
King Luca: Imprisoned in here or out there... I see nary a difference!
Cecilia: Now, now my sweet! You don't want me to fill the room with GAS again do you?

[[Top shot of King Luca in a small bathroom]]
King Luca: Yes... about that... chloroform or pepper spray as an immobilizing agent, I could understand...

[[Cecilia is putting a hose from a tank of helium towards the door]]
King Luca: HELIUM seems a curious choice however...
Cecilia: It worked last time, didn't it?
King Luca: THIS time, I won't double over {{font begins to reduce}} laughing... hee hee! Oh who am I kidding...?]]> Nukees - Monday, July 29, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020729.html http://nukees.com/d/20020729.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:48:45 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020729.html">Nukees - Monday, July 29, 2002</a> [[Suzy Gee is pacing, there is a picture of King Luca as Henry VIII on the wall]] Suzy Gee: {{Thinking}} How could I not know my own boyfriend's last name? What kind of girlfriend am I? [[Closeup of Suzy Gee, there is an insert of King Luca in the Frame]] Suzy Gee: No, It's HIS fault. I've ASKED, haven't I? He just says... King Luca: {{From the insert}} "Royalty has no surname" [[Suzy Gee is sprawling on a thronelike chair, reading a book]] Suzy Gee: {{thinking}} Still, what do I know about him? I don't know where he's from...I've never met his family. I don't know half the people in this little velvet book... [[Suzy Gee is sitting up in the thronelike chair]] Suzy Gee: ...nor can I fathom why they should all be WOMEN... Nukees - Monday, July 29, 2002

[[Suzy Gee is pacing, there is a picture of King Luca as Henry VIII on the wall]]
Suzy Gee: {{Thinking}} How could I not know my own boyfriend's last name? What kind of girlfriend am I?

[[Closeup of Suzy Gee, there is an insert of King Luca in the Frame]]
Suzy Gee: No, It's HIS fault. I've ASKED, haven't I? He just says...
King Luca: {{From the insert}} "Royalty has no surname"

[[Suzy Gee is sprawling on a thronelike chair, reading a book]]
Suzy Gee: {{thinking}} Still, what do I know about him? I don't know where he's from...I've never met his family. I don't know half the people in this little velvet book...

[[Suzy Gee is sitting up in the thronelike chair]]

Suzy Gee: ...nor can I fathom why they should all be WOMEN...]]> Nukees - Friday, July 26, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020726.html http://nukees.com/d/20020726.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:46:43 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020726.html">Nukees - Friday, July 26, 2002</a> [[Suzy Gee is looking through King Luca's address book]] Suzy Gee: {{thinking}} Let's see... Danny, Erica, Falula, Gav... Hrm. I'm his girlfriend, after all. I know more about Luca than THOSE freaks... Only his family might know more about him than me... [[Suzy Gee is leafing through the book]] <<Flip Flip>> [[Suzy Gee is still leafing through the book]] <<Flippa Flippa Flippa>> [[Suzy Gee is sitting on the floor, the address book open beside her]] Suzy Gee: {{thinking}} ...Unless, of course, I don't know my own boyfriend's last name. Nukees - Friday, July 26, 2002

[[Suzy Gee is looking through King Luca's address book]]
Suzy Gee: {{thinking}} Let's see... Danny, Erica, Falula, Gav... Hrm. I'm his girlfriend, after all. I know more about Luca than THOSE freaks... Only his family might know more about him than me...

[[Suzy Gee is leafing through the book]]
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[[Suzy Gee is still leafing through the book]]
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[[Suzy Gee is sitting on the floor, the address book open beside her]]
Suzy Gee: {{thinking}} ...Unless, of course, I don't know my own boyfriend's last name.]]> Nukees - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020724.html http://nukees.com/d/20020724.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:45:55 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020724.html">Nukees - Wednesday, July 24, 2002</a> [[Suzy Gee looks through a half open door]] Suzy Gee: Hello? Luca? Suzy Gee: KING Luca? [[Suzy Gee walks through the door]] Suzy Gee: {{Thinking}} *sigh* I fell like I've spent most of the year searching for missing nukees. I feel like an advisor... [[Suzy Gee looks at a book on a table]] Suzy Gee: {{thinking}} Hm. Someone in his address book might have a clue to where he's gone. [[Suzy Gee is reading the book, the title is 'Ye Olde Address Book']] Suzy Gee: {{Thinking}} As silly as I want to call this, I gotta admit even our fax number looks stylish in calligraphy... Nukees - Wednesday, July 24, 2002

[[Suzy Gee looks through a half open door]]
Suzy Gee: Hello? Luca?
Suzy Gee: KING Luca?

[[Suzy Gee walks through the door]]
Suzy Gee: {{Thinking}} *sigh* I fell like I've spent most of the year searching for missing nukees. I feel like an advisor...

[[Suzy Gee looks at a book on a table]]
Suzy Gee: {{thinking}} Hm. Someone in his address book might have a clue to where he's gone.

[[Suzy Gee is reading the book, the title is 'Ye Olde Address Book']]
Suzy Gee: {{Thinking}} As silly as I want to call this, I gotta admit even our fax number looks stylish in calligraphy...]]> Nukees - Monday, July 22, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020722.html http://nukees.com/d/20020722.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:44:58 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020722.html">Nukees - Monday, July 22, 2002</a> [[Gav is sitting in front of a cage, Danny is trapped inside]] Gav: Well, would you look at this, Teri. My Dannytrap WORKS! Danny: I disagree. The molasses hose did not activate. [[Teri joins Gav and Danny]] Gav: Wait, Teri. Did you say interNETS earlier? Teri: You know so little. Danny: The wall of feathers is not much good without it. [[Teri has disappeared, you can see some of the mechanism of the Dannytrap in the background]] Gav: Well I'll let you out so you can keep working in it... Danny: Is my hat still on? This did not work at ALL! [[Gav tries to open the cage]] Gav: Danny, this cage is SPOT WELDED shut! Danny: yeah...SPOT-welded...*sigh* Nukees - Monday, July 22, 2002

[[Gav is sitting in front of a cage, Danny is trapped inside]]
Gav: Well, would you look at this, Teri. My Dannytrap WORKS!
Danny: I disagree. The molasses hose did not activate.

[[Teri joins Gav and Danny]]
Gav: Wait, Teri. Did you say interNETS earlier?
Teri: You know so little.
Danny: The wall of feathers is not much good without it.

[[Teri has disappeared, you can see some of the mechanism of the Dannytrap in the background]]
Gav: Well I'll let you out so you can keep working in it...
Danny: Is my hat still on? This did not work at ALL!

[[Gav tries to open the cage]]
Gav: Danny, this cage is SPOT WELDED shut!
Danny: yeah...SPOT-welded...*sigh*]]> Nukees - Friday, July 19, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020719.html http://nukees.com/d/20020719.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:43:56 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020719.html">Nukees - Friday, July 19, 2002</a> [[Gav and Teri are standing face to face, arguing]] Gav: Tell me what you know about the government's files on me. Teri: I don't know what you're talking about. [[Closeup of Gav, In the background, Danny is flying by]] Gav: Rrr...your insolence is as irritating as it is impossible, little miss hiss! I CONTROL you now! You shouldn't be ABLE to keep information from me when I ask for it! [[Teri is looking at her nails]] Teri: Who knows? Maybe I found a loophole in your little programming project. Gav: What?! HAVE you? [[Gav puts his hands to his ears]] Teri: I don't remember. Gav: RRGGH!! Nukees - Friday, July 19, 2002

[[Gav and Teri are standing face to face, arguing]]
Gav: Tell me what you know about the government's files on me.
Teri: I don't know what you're talking about.

[[Closeup of Gav, In the background, Danny is flying by]]
Gav: Rrr...your insolence is as irritating as it is impossible, little miss hiss! I CONTROL you now! You shouldn't be ABLE to keep information from me when I ask for it!

[[Teri is looking at her nails]]
Teri: Who knows? Maybe I found a loophole in your little programming project.
Gav: What?! HAVE you?

[[Gav puts his hands to his ears]]
Teri: I don't remember.
Gav: RRGGH!!]]> Nukees - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 http://nukees.com/d/20020717.html http://nukees.com/d/20020717.html Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:43:19 -0000 <a href="http://nukees.com/d/20020717.html">Nukees - Wednesday, July 17, 2002</a> [[Closeup of Gav wearing a crown and Teri in her 'Maid Marion' outfit]] Gav: REALLY?! I thought it meant they put text under the video for deaf people. [[Gav and Teri are walking out of the room]] Teri: Surprisingly, there continue to be several items in this universe not accessible via the internets. That door for instance... This chair... [[Gav is walking down a corridor, Danny is swinging upside down from the ceiling]] Gav: Yeah, but security cameras MUST be! How else does the government keep tabs on suspected terrorists? [[Closeup of Teri and Gav, Teri is looking smug]] Teri: They hire interns to monitor the webcams attached to their glasses. Gav: Don't be sil... WHAT DO YOU KNOW?! Nukees - Wednesday, July 17, 2002

[[Closeup of Gav wearing a crown and Teri in her 'Maid Marion' outfit]]
Gav: REALLY?! I thought it meant they put text under the video for deaf people.

[[Gav and Teri are walking out of the room]]
Teri: Surprisingly, there continue to be several items in this universe not accessible via the internets. That door for instance... This chair...

[[Gav is walking down a corridor, Danny is swinging upside down from the ceiling]]
Gav: Yeah, but security cameras MUST be! How else does the government keep tabs on suspected terrorists?

[[Closeup of Teri and Gav, Teri is looking smug]]
Teri: They hire interns to monitor the webcams attached to their glasses.
Gav: Don't be sil... WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!]]>