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Decking Some Halls

Decking Some Halls
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*Man throwing Christmas decorations into a tarp*

*Man hoisting the tarp full of decorations into a tree*

*Decorations are hung up in the tree in a tarp*

Man: Decorations are up.
Woman: I want a divorce.

MERRY XMAS!

Politics

Politics
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In the upcoming election season, be sure to find out where candidates stand on issues that are important to you.

*people are protesting holding the following signs*

Ban stem cell research

Stop this war!

If Toy"R"Us sells toys, then Babies"R"Us should sell babies.

A Drawing Story

A Drawing Story
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*2 kids making faces*
When I was in 2nd grade, there were these two 3rd grade bullies...

One day, they asked me to do a drawing for them. A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles drawing.

I was so surprised! I loved the ninja turtles!

Maybe they'd be my friends if I did a really good drawing.

So I worked really hard on it (I remember I drew Michaelangelo).

When I gave it to them, they just said "thanks".

Then, later on the bus, they called my name...

When I looked up, they were holding my drawing.

...then they ripped it in half.

*Child is shocked*

*Child is angry*
I vowed that day never to draw anything ever again.

Congrats!

Congrats!
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My friends Ben & Maggie just got engaged! To each other!! Congratulations, guys!!

From now on, Ben & Maggie will be known as "Baggie".

It's either that or "Men".

We'll stick with "Baggie".

Party Foul

Party Foul
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*Drew and Justin and a girl at a party*
Drew: Hey everyone! Today is a special day for us!
Justin: It's our anniversary!

Girl: Aww! How cute! How long have you two been a couple?
Drew: Wait...what?

Drew: No! It's our cartoon-site's anniversary!!!
Girl: Aw, don't be shy...Hey Lisa, are there any straight guys over there?

Drew: Maybe you should've worded that differently.
Justin: Yeah...well.., maybe you should STOP DRAWING SO WELL WITH YOUR LEFT HAND!!!

Poem for My Clock

Poem for My Clock
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To my alarm clock

I promise to never ask "where?"
I only will ask you "when?"
And you seem to be partially aware
That I prefer my numbers base-ten.

But when alarmed, I've noticed, perhaps,
You refuse to allow me to choose...
It's always nine minutes elapsed,
'Til again you allow me to snooze.

Raines Shows Solidarity

Raines Shows Solidarity
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Friend 2: the writers strike is over!

Friend 1: No it's not.
Friend 2: Oh. It isn't? Should I go back to striking?

Friend 1: What? Since when were you striking?
Friend 2: I was just striking over there on the floor.

Friend 1: That's not striking. That's napping.
Friend 2: zzzzzz...shut up...zzz...hate you....zzz...so much.

Let's Learn Physics

Let's Learn Physics
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*Diagram showing a Panda and an Antipanda*
According to theories pioneered by Richard Feynman, an ordinary panda moving forward in time is equivalent to antipanda(koala) moving backward in time.

Thus, the case in which an energetic photon creates a virtual panda/koala pair, which later annihilate each other, can be thought of as a single panda traveling on a closed loop of time.

Yahoo Serious

Yahoo Serious
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*Kid reading from paper*
For my report on a historical figure, I watched the 1988 biopic, "Young Einstein", starring Yahoo Serious.

Albert Einstein, raised in Tasmania, split the atom while brewing beer, then invented rock n' roll.

Actually, I didn't watch the movie, I just read the synopsis from my cable box.

*Man at computer*
Umm, okay. Can we take your driver's license photo now?

An Old Man Shops for a New Computer

An Old Man Shops for a New Computer
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Five hundred gigabytes?! Damn kids!! Why, when I was your age, I only got four blasted kilobytes, and I still kept my blog updated!! grumble...grumble...carrot juice...