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Obohemia » Blog Archive » Pets

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Pets
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narrator: This is Ren's dog, Carl.
Carl: Orff! Orff!
narrator: This is Ren's cat, Darius.
Darius: Milhaud.
narrator: This is Ren's chicken, Johann Sebastion.
Johann Sebastion: Bach! Bach! Bach!
narrator: This is Ren's Parrot, Nikolai.
Nikolai: Rimsky-Korsokov?

{{title text: This is Ren's umbrella, Antonin.}}

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Nathan Poo 2

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Nathan Poo 2
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Nathan: Dear scary, obsessive, Oboehemia fans, I just wanted to point out that I did NOT beg Moy to draw me. I asked politely. She said yes. Got it? Got it Moy? Hmph.

[[big lump of poo with flies swarming around and an arrow labeling it "NATHAN BASSOON"]]
Nathan/poo: I hate you. I hate you so much, Moy.

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Success - Erin Brophey and Dick Dorsey

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Success - Erin Brophey and Dick Dorsey
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Erin: My audition went terribly...
Dick: Did you throw up?
Erin: Well, no...

Dick: SUCCESS!!

{{I've got nothing...}}

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Middle of the Nightâ€¦

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Middle of the Nightâ€¦
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[[Dick is lying in bed. On his nightstand is a can lamp, a can pen, and a phone made of cane. Oh! and glasses and a clock.]]

phone made of cane: <>

phone made of cane (Jim): <>
Dick: Yeah, Jim, that's fine.

[[Dick falls back to sleep and drops the phone made of cane on the floor]]

{{title-text: The guy sleeping is Dick Dorsey. (True story!)}}

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Decisions

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Decisions
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Jim: Hmm... it looks kind of chilly out there. Maybe I should bring a coat. Ooh! Maybe a scarf!
Ponytail: Just... Get dressed.
Jim: Oh! I'm in the mood for sushi. Want some? I think Sushi King is still open...
Ponytail: JIM!

{{Mmmm... I want sushi, how about you?}}

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Haunting pt 2

Obohemia » Blog Archive » Haunting pt 2
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Jim: AHH! ...a spikey lightbulb?

Ponytail: NO! I'm your ponytail, Jim!
Jim: But... but, you're gone!
Ponytail: I've returned for you Jim, to reveal the truths of what you've done. Follow me.

{{It's the Ghost of Ponytails Past!}}

Making New Friends

Making New Friends
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Jim: Your metronome is your friend. Your tuner is your friend. Spend time with your friends.

[[Person walking by a building with a metro-gnome and a can of tuna]]
Person: This is useless.

{{Oboe comics: Now in colour!}}

Forest

Forest
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[[Oboist playing]]

Jim: You're sharp.

[[Jim hacks his way back through the forest]]

{{There is nothing to get.}}

I will be your audience

I will be your audience
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Moy: I'm at the bus station pretty late.

Moy: My mom is late picking me up.

Moy: But it's okay...
[[Janitor mopping the floor and singing "Oh Holy Night"]]

Moy: ...I'll wait.

{{Read blog post (same title). Happy holidays! =)}}

Reality Machine Tribute

Reality Machine Tribute
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Duck: *flap*

*flap*

*flap*

Black: But...how?
White: Magic!

{{It's only funny if you do not think about it.}}