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Psychic Distance - latest additions http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/ The latest transcribed Psychic Distance comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:01:51 -0000 60 Ep. 1X34 - Not-So-Superpower http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/08/ep-1x34-not-so-superpower.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/08/ep-1x34-not-so-superpower.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:36:03 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/08/ep-1x34-not-so-superpower.html">Ep. 1X34 - Not-So-Superpower</a> Title: Ep. 1X?? - Not-So-Superpower Panel 1: (Tony) So, I hope you're happy with your $25 Applebee's gift certificate. Why the X-files movie had to go up against such hard-hitters as the second week of Mama Fucking Mia, I don't know? I guess it really had no chance, did it? Panel 2: (TJ) Whoa, Tony - could you tone it down a little - my roommate has this splitting headache. Panel 3: (Tony) Oh, sorry, I'm just so mad at Chris Carter right now I can't seem to control ... wait, your roommate? Am I on speaker phone or something? Panel 4: (TJ) No, it's just my not-so-superpower kicking in. I psychically feel other people's headaches. Panel 5: (Tony) Um, you do realize how much crazy is spewing out of your mouth, yes? Having a headache at the same time as someone else does not equal a superpower. Panel 5-2: (TJ) No, no ... a not-so-superpower. It's like Heroes, but lamer. Everyone has a no-so-superpower, even you! You just probably don't realize it because it's so obscure and useless, like the ability to know where Kevin Costner is at all times or something. Panel 6: (Tony) 16583 Oceanfront Drive, Sana Barbara County, California, second floor bedroom, near the south-side window. Oh, shut up. Epi: Let's form a league of crime-fighters with the kid who can only telekinetically turn off alarm clocks and the girl who can make just shaving cream appear from thin air! Ep. 1X34 - Not-So-Superpower

Title: Ep. 1X?? - Not-So-Superpower

Panel 1: (Tony) So, I hope you're happy with your $25 Applebee's gift certificate. Why the X-files movie had to go up against such hard-hitters as the second week of Mama Fucking Mia, I don't know? I guess it really had no chance, did it?

Panel 2: (TJ) Whoa, Tony - could you tone it down a little - my roommate has this splitting headache.

Panel 3: (Tony) Oh, sorry, I'm just so mad at Chris Carter right now I can't seem to control ... wait, your roommate? Am I on speaker phone or something?

Panel 4: (TJ) No, it's just my not-so-superpower kicking in. I psychically feel other people's headaches.

Panel 5: (Tony) Um, you do realize how much crazy is spewing out of your mouth, yes? Having a headache at the same time as someone else does not equal a superpower.

Panel 5-2: (TJ) No, no ... a not-so-superpower. It's like Heroes, but lamer. Everyone has a no-so-superpower, even you! You just probably don't realize it because it's so obscure and useless, like the ability to know where Kevin Costner is at all times or something.

Panel 6: (Tony)
16583 Oceanfront Drive, Sana Barbara County, California, second floor bedroom, near the south-side window. Oh, shut up.

Epi: Let's form a league of crime-fighters with the kid who can only telekinetically turn off alarm clocks and the girl who can make just shaving cream appear from thin air!]]> Ep. 1X29 - Wii Win! http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/06/ep-1x29-wii-win.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/06/ep-1x29-wii-win.html Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:21:54 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/06/ep-1x29-wii-win.html">Ep. 1X29 - Wii Win!</a> Panel 1: (Tony): Oh man, TJ, my guns are so sore - just finished a pretty intense workout on the Wii Fit. Panel 2: (TJ): Are you seriously calling those peashooters "guns?" And what do you mean, "Wii Fit!?" That thing's backordered into 2009! How the hell did you get your hands on one? Panel 3: (Tony): Oh, I've got connections. You gotta be fast if you wanna rock that Wii. Panel 4: (TJ): That'd have to be one hell of a connection. Who was it? Satoru Iwata, President of Nintendo!? Panel 5 (part 1): (Tony): Close. Night Manager at the Wal-Mart. He really came through for me. But even so, I still had to fight my way past an overweight woman to get the last copy. Panel 5 (part 2): (TJ): Maybe if she was in better shape, she would have had a shot at getting the game that helps you get in shape. Panel 6 (Tony): Whatever. There were plenty of copies of Cooking Mama on the shelves. I'm sure she'll manage. epilogue: You won't be laughing when she serves up a sweet, cold dish...OF REVENGE. Ep. 1X29 - Wii Win!

Panel 1: (Tony): Oh man, TJ, my guns are so sore - just finished a pretty intense workout on the Wii Fit.

Panel 2: (TJ): Are you seriously calling those peashooters "guns?" And what do you mean, "Wii Fit!?" That thing's backordered into 2009! How the hell did you get your hands on one?

Panel 3: (Tony): Oh, I've got connections. You gotta be fast if you wanna rock that Wii.

Panel 4: (TJ): That'd have to be one hell of a connection. Who was it? Satoru Iwata, President of Nintendo!?

Panel 5 (part 1): (Tony): Close. Night Manager at the Wal-Mart. He really came through for me. But even so, I still had to fight my way past an overweight woman to get the last copy.

Panel 5 (part 2): (TJ): Maybe if she was in better shape, she would have had a shot at getting the game that helps you get in shape.

Panel 6 (Tony): Whatever. There were plenty of copies of Cooking Mama on the shelves. I'm sure she'll manage.

epilogue: You won't be laughing when she serves up a sweet, cold dish...OF REVENGE.]]> Ep. 1X27 - Corrupted by Power ... and Photoshop. http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/05/ep-1x27-corrupt-by-power-and-photoshop.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/05/ep-1x27-corrupt-by-power-and-photoshop.html Wed, 14 May 2008 20:59:31 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/05/ep-1x27-corrupt-by-power-and-photoshop.html">Ep. 1X27 - Corrupted by Power ... and Photoshop.</a> Panel 1: TJ? Listen, I'm at the tail end of my exams and I just can't focus on lol-making at the moment. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind taking the reins of the comic this week? Panel 2: Having complete creative control of the comic? YES, PLEASE. Panel 3: (Tony as object TJ Loves) Oh good, that's such a relief - listen, there are a bunch of technical details I want to make sure that you get down straight, so our comic remains consistent with previous entries. Panel 4: (Tony as another object TJ loves) Use courier new, aliased and bold with a font raging from 10-14. Panel 5: (Tony as another object TJ Love - maybe Hugh Laurie?) I'm going to send you a blank comic and the raw picture files for use as images; make sure that you greyscale the image, and then use a 3% ink effect, to give it that familiar "newspaper" feel. Panel 5 Part 2: (Tony as another object TJ loves - maybe Stephen Fry?) Then, you need to text-wrap the dialog around the images placed within the panel ... but remember that each panel is its own environment. So keep the text contained. Got it? Panel 6: TJ: Crystal clear - trust me, this is going to be the best comic ever. Epi. - Later that dayTony: DAMMNIT, TJ! I said that Courier New has to be ALIASED. Ep. 1X27 - Corrupted by Power ... and Photoshop.

Panel 1: TJ? Listen, I'm at the tail end of my exams and I just can't focus on lol-making at the moment. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind taking the reins of the comic this week?

Panel 2: Having complete creative control of the comic? YES, PLEASE.

Panel 3: (Tony as object TJ Loves) Oh good, that's such a relief - listen, there are a bunch of technical details I want to make sure that you get down straight, so our comic remains consistent with previous entries.

Panel 4: (Tony as another object TJ loves) Use courier new, aliased and bold with a font raging from 10-14.

Panel 5: (Tony as another object TJ Love - maybe Hugh Laurie?) I'm going to send you a blank comic and the raw picture files for use as images; make sure that you greyscale the image, and then use a 3% ink effect, to give it that familiar "newspaper" feel.

Panel 5 Part 2: (Tony as another object TJ loves - maybe Stephen Fry?) Then, you need to text-wrap the dialog around the images placed within the panel ... but remember that each panel is its own environment. So keep the text contained. Got it?

Panel 6: TJ: Crystal clear - trust me, this is going to be the best comic ever.

Epi. - Later that dayTony: DAMMNIT, TJ! I said that Courier New has to be ALIASED.]]> Ep. 1x26 - Secret Gay Master List http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/05/ep-1x26-secret-gay-master-list.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/05/ep-1x26-secret-gay-master-list.html Thu, 08 May 2008 15:19:58 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/05/ep-1x26-secret-gay-master-list.html">Ep. 1x26 - Secret Gay Master List</a> Panel 1: (TJ excited): Tony, stop the presses! I just found out we have one more stunning player on Team Gay: Neil Patrick Harris! Good ol' Doogie Howser, MD. Do wonders never cease? Panel 2: (Tony): Excuse me for providing the obvious first tier joke in panel 2, Teej, but: DUH. Harris came out years ago. I can't believe you didn't know. Panel 3: (TJ): Well, it's not like there's some secret gay master list that I can check regularly. Panel 4: (Tony on laptop): I am, at this moment, sending you the secret gay master list that you can check regularly. Panel 5 (part 1): (TJ on laptop): Holy crap! There IS a list! How come I've never seen this before? Panel 5 (part 2): (Tony): Don't know. It should have come as part of your membership package back in 1999. Perhaps, due to a postal mix-up, some lucky kid in Illinois got a sneak peek. Panel 6 (TJ laptop): At least I got the keychain and beer coozie. OH MY GOD. Stephen Fry AND the guy from N*Sync are on here!? Where have I BEEN? epilogue: What's the opposite of openly gay? Boarded-up gay? After 5 pm and federal holidays gay? Ep. 1x26 - Secret Gay Master List

Panel 1: (TJ excited): Tony, stop the presses! I just found out we have one more stunning player on Team Gay: Neil Patrick Harris! Good ol' Doogie Howser, MD. Do wonders never cease?

Panel 2: (Tony): Excuse me for providing the obvious first tier joke in panel 2, Teej, but: DUH. Harris came out years ago. I can't believe you didn't know.

Panel 3: (TJ): Well, it's not like there's some secret gay master list that I can check regularly.

Panel 4: (Tony on laptop): I am, at this moment, sending you the secret gay master list that you can check regularly.

Panel 5 (part 1): (TJ on laptop): Holy crap! There IS a list! How come I've never seen this before?

Panel 5 (part 2): (Tony): Don't know. It should have come as part of your membership package back in 1999. Perhaps, due to a postal mix-up, some lucky kid in Illinois got a sneak peek.

Panel 6 (TJ laptop): At least I got the keychain and beer coozie. OH MY GOD. Stephen Fry AND the guy from N*Sync are on here!? Where have I BEEN?

epilogue: What's the opposite of openly gay? Boarded-up gay? After 5 pm and federal holidays gay?]]> Ep. 1x25 - How To Feel Better About Oneself http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x25-how-to-feel-better-about.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x25-how-to-feel-better-about.html Thu, 01 May 2008 15:35:42 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x25-how-to-feel-better-about.html">Ep. 1x25 - How To Feel Better About Oneself</a> Title: This Comic Is Sadder if You Imagine it Occurs at 10:30AM on a Tuesday. Because It Did. Panel 1: (Tony): Can you do me a favor? I wanna have a drink, but I don't want to drink alone. That's what alcoholics do. Panel 2: (TJ): Lemme get this straight. You want me to drink with you over the phone? Panel 3: (Tony obviously not doing it): Yeah, just go get a beer out of the fridge. I'm doing it too, okay? Panel 4: (TJ eating sandwich): Yeah sure. Cracking open a Bud Light. You? Panel 5 (part 1): (Tony on laptop): I'm drinking a nice glass of TJ's A Giant Lush, Drinking Alone in Her Apartment Like A Loser. Panel 5 (part 2): (TJ staring at phone): ... Panel 6 (Tony): Don't worry. We all hit rock bottom some day. Ep. 1x25 - How To Feel Better About Oneself

Title: This Comic Is Sadder if You Imagine it Occurs at 10:30AM on a Tuesday. Because It Did.

Panel 1: (Tony): Can you do me a favor? I wanna have a drink, but I don't want to drink alone. That's what alcoholics do.

Panel 2: (TJ): Lemme get this straight. You want me to drink with you over the phone?

Panel 3: (Tony obviously not doing it): Yeah, just go get a beer out of the fridge. I'm doing it too, okay?

Panel 4: (TJ eating sandwich): Yeah sure. Cracking open a Bud Light. You?

Panel 5 (part 1): (Tony on laptop): I'm drinking a nice glass of TJ's A Giant Lush, Drinking Alone in Her Apartment Like A Loser.

Panel 5 (part 2): (TJ staring at phone): ...

Panel 6 (Tony): Don't worry. We all hit rock bottom some day.]]> Ep. 1x24 - in ur comic, killing ur dialogue http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x24-in-ur-comic-killing-ur-dialogue.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x24-in-ur-comic-killing-ur-dialogue.html Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:13:55 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x24-in-ur-comic-killing-ur-dialogue.html">Ep. 1x24 - in ur comic, killing ur dialogue</a> In ur comic, killing ur dialogue. Panel 1: (Tony on computer) [Type is more computery] hey tj :) i saw u online. wanted to say sup. sup? Panel 2: (TJ on computer) Oh, I'm fine today, good sir. I was just quickly checking my e-mail. How are you, if I may inquire? Panel 3: (Tony on computer) lolz, it's all gud. should b studying but its kewl. :) Panel 4: (TJ on computer) Okay, seriously, Tony? "kewl?" "lolz?" Just because we're online is no reason to bring the level of discourse down to that of a twelve-year-old. Panel 5 (part 1): (Tony on computer) dont be ghey. :( Panel 5 (part 2): (TJ on computer) ONLY CAPSLOCK CAN ADEQUATELY PORTRAY THE VOLUME AT WHICH I DISSENT TO THIS. CALLING A PERSON "GAY" TO MEAN "STUPID" IS SO ENTIRELY OUTMODED, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU TURN INTO A PETTY, SMALL-MINDED PEON WHEN YOU'RE ONLINE! Panel 6 (TJ on computer): AND FURTHERMORE, DON'T YOU BE GHEY! epilogue: OH NOES, we 4got to right the epilogue!!!11one Ep. 1x24 - in ur comic, killing ur dialogue

In ur comic, killing ur dialogue.

Panel 1: (Tony on computer) [Type is more computery]
hey tj :) i saw u online. wanted to say sup. sup?

Panel 2: (TJ on computer)
Oh, I'm fine today, good sir. I was just quickly checking my e-mail. How are you, if I may inquire?

Panel 3: (Tony on computer)
lolz, it's all gud. should b studying but its kewl. :)

Panel 4: (TJ on computer)
Okay, seriously, Tony? "kewl?" "lolz?" Just because we're online is no reason to bring the level of discourse down to that of a twelve-year-old.

Panel 5 (part 1): (Tony on computer)
dont be ghey. :(

Panel 5 (part 2): (TJ on computer)
ONLY CAPSLOCK CAN ADEQUATELY PORTRAY THE VOLUME AT WHICH I DISSENT TO THIS. CALLING A PERSON "GAY" TO MEAN "STUPID" IS SO ENTIRELY OUTMODED, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU TURN INTO A PETTY, SMALL-MINDED PEON WHEN YOU'RE ONLINE!

Panel 6 (TJ on computer):
AND FURTHERMORE, DON'T YOU BE GHEY!

epilogue: OH NOES, we 4got to right the epilogue!!!11one]]> Ep. 1X23 - Fallout http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x23-fallout.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x23-fallout.html Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:42:22 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x23-fallout.html">Ep. 1X23 - Fallout</a> Panel 1(Tony): Hey, we're getting called out as sycophants because of last week's comic. Apparently, referencing other web comics is just riding on the coat tails of established lol-makers and poaching their communities. Panel 2 (TJ): I can haz internetz celebrity, plz? Panel 3(Tony): ...I understand your desire to get immediate popularity, but we need to find our own voice and gain fans the old-fashioned way: by having high standards and consistency in our humor. Panel 4(TJ): You're right! We're Comedy Gold. 5 Manbabies. Are there stairs in your houseboat? I mean, boathouse? Panel 5(Tony): TJ. What the fuck are you doing? Panel 5(TJ): I'm just trying to relate to as many internet fandoms as humanly possible. Speaking of which, would you mind throwing in some vague sexual tension in your next line of dialogue for all the Tony/TJ shippers? Panel 6(Tony): Sometimes, TJ, I'm surprised we're allowed on the internet. Epi: < lj-cut text="Super Secret Locked Flist Post" > I wrote a comic today. Maybe someone will read it. ;.; < /lj-cut > Ep. 1X23 - Fallout

Panel 1(Tony): Hey, we're getting called out as sycophants because of last week's comic. Apparently, referencing other web comics is just riding on the coat tails of established lol-makers and poaching their communities.

Panel 2 (TJ): I can haz internetz celebrity, plz?

Panel 3(Tony): ...I understand your desire to get immediate popularity, but we need to find our own voice and gain fans the old-fashioned way: by having high standards and consistency in our humor.

Panel 4(TJ): You're right! We're Comedy Gold. 5 Manbabies. Are there stairs in your houseboat? I mean, boathouse?

Panel 5(Tony): TJ. What the fuck are you doing?

Panel 5(TJ): I'm just trying to relate to as many internet fandoms as humanly possible. Speaking of which, would you mind throwing in some vague sexual tension in your next line of dialogue for all the Tony/TJ shippers?

Panel 6(Tony): Sometimes, TJ, I'm surprised we're allowed on the internet.

Epi:
< lj-cut text="Super Secret Locked Flist Post" >

I wrote a comic today. Maybe someone will read it.

;.;

< /lj-cut >]]> Ep. 1X22 - PD v. VG http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x22-pd-v-vg.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x22-pd-v-vg.html Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:17:35 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/04/ep-1x22-pd-v-vg.html">Ep. 1X22 - PD v. VG</a> Panel 1: (TJ) Have you seen the latest VG Cats comic? They made a joke about Pokemon, even though we made a joke about Pokemon just a few weeks ago. VG CATS CAN BURN IN HELL. Panel 2: (Tony) Are you serious? We don't have a patent on Pokemon jokes. Plus, theirs was kinda funnier than ours. Panel 3: (TJ) (finger in air): I say we start a massive flame war. We'll send our fans to troll their comment threads, and when the Cats retaliate, we'll mock them with our razor-sharp wit in a series of video game-based puns. Panel 4: (Tony): Um, VG Cats has about two million viewers. And we ... do not. Panel 5 (part 1): (TJ) Just so you know, this is going to get ugly. Might want to quit your job; Lord knows I already did! We need to focus, know thine enemy and all that. I don't know who makes VG Cats, but I'm betting it's a 30-something, doughy white dude named Josh. Weaknesses: Light and Girls! Panel 5 (part 2): (Tony) First, a minute on Wikipedia would reveal that his name is Scott Ramsoomair. Second, you can't just start battles with rival webcomics. They're our friends and colleagues, and you need to learn to share the internet with them as long as they're around. Panel 6: (TJ) Then prepare to edit that Wiki entry to say "NO LONGER EXISTS." Because I'm about to go ten kinds of Meteor on this kid. Epi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ANOTHER COMIC WITH THE SAME 6 PANELS OF STILL PICTURES EVERY TIME? You're next, Ryan North!! Ep. 1X22 - PD v. VG

Panel 1: (TJ) Have you seen the latest VG Cats comic? They made a joke about Pokemon, even though we made a joke about Pokemon just a few weeks ago. VG CATS CAN BURN IN HELL.

Panel 2: (Tony) Are you serious? We don't have a patent on Pokemon jokes. Plus, theirs was kinda funnier than ours.

Panel 3: (TJ) (finger in air): I say we start a massive flame war. We'll send our fans to troll their comment threads, and when the Cats retaliate, we'll mock them with our razor-sharp wit in a series of video game-based puns.

Panel 4: (Tony): Um, VG Cats has about two million viewers. And we ... do not.

Panel 5 (part 1): (TJ) Just so you know, this is going to get ugly. Might want to quit your job; Lord knows I already did! We need to focus, know thine enemy and all that. I don't know who makes VG Cats, but I'm betting it's a 30-something, doughy white dude named Josh. Weaknesses: Light and Girls!

Panel 5 (part 2): (Tony) First, a minute on Wikipedia would reveal that his name is Scott Ramsoomair. Second, you can't just start battles with rival webcomics. They're our friends and colleagues, and you need to learn to share the internet with them as long as they're around.

Panel 6: (TJ) Then prepare to edit that Wiki entry to say "NO LONGER EXISTS." Because I'm about to go ten kinds of Meteor on this kid.

Epi:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ANOTHER COMIC WITH THE SAME 6 PANELS OF STILL PICTURES EVERY TIME? You're next, Ryan North!!]]> Ep. 1X21 - Fat Tony Demands Your Laughter http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/03/ep-1x21-fat-tony-demands-your-laughter.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/03/ep-1x21-fat-tony-demands-your-laughter.html Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:15:49 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/03/ep-1x21-fat-tony-demands-your-laughter.html">Ep. 1X21 - Fat Tony Demands Your Laughter</a> Panel 1: (Tony) TJ. Listen, I just got your package. Panel 2: (TJ) You're welcome. Panel 3: (Tony): Um, it's 12 sticks of butter. Panel 4: (TJ): I know. You're welcome. Panel 5 (part 1): (Tony) I hate to ask the obvious question here but ... what the hell am I supposed to do with 12 sticks of butter? Panel 5 (part 2): (TJ eye roll where I look pretty chunky lol) All of history's great comedic duos have followed a strict mold. One is fat and jolly, and the other is stick-thin and sniveling. So start chugging those lipids, Costello! You need to pack on at least 50 pounds STAT. Panel 6 (Tony angry): HEY ABBOTT. You're no Kate Moss to begin with. epilogue: 12 sticks of butter travel better in theory than in real life. Ep. 1X21 - Fat Tony Demands Your Laughter

Panel 1: (Tony) TJ. Listen, I just got your package.

Panel 2: (TJ) You're welcome.

Panel 3: (Tony): Um, it's 12 sticks of butter.

Panel 4: (TJ): I know. You're welcome.

Panel 5 (part 1): (Tony) I hate to ask the obvious question here but ... what the hell am I supposed to do with 12 sticks of butter?

Panel 5 (part 2): (TJ eye roll where I look pretty chunky lol) All of history's great comedic duos have followed a strict mold. One is fat and jolly, and the other is stick-thin and sniveling. So start chugging those lipids, Costello! You need to pack on at least 50 pounds STAT.

Panel 6 (Tony angry): HEY ABBOTT. You're no Kate Moss to begin with.

epilogue: 12 sticks of butter travel better in theory than in real life.]]> Ep. 1x19 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/03/ep-1x19-smoke-em-if-you-got-em.html http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/03/ep-1x19-smoke-em-if-you-got-em.html Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:39:53 -0000 <a href="http://psychicdistance.blogspot.com/2008/03/ep-1x19-smoke-em-if-you-got-em.html">Ep. 1x19 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em</a> Title: Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em Panel 1: (TJ dunce): I want to start smoking a pipe! Panel 2: (Tony): Hello to you, too. Now, by "pipe" do you mean a literal pipe, or is this another juvenile sexual metaphor? Panel 3: (TJ finger in air): Oh, it's no metaphor. It's a classy, relaxing pastime. I've spent 20 minutes reading up on it online, and I must buy a pipe NOW. Panel 4: (Tony): You don't really strike me as a pipe sort of person. Panel 5 (part 1): (TJ sandwich): How could you say that to me? Panel 5 (part 2): (Tony): Well, you're not a guy. Or British. Or a professor of... Wait a minute! Do you just wanna be more like Stephen Fry!? AGAIN? Panel 6 (TJ): I'll have you know, pipes are cheaper than both gender- and citizenship-swapping. epilogue: OH MY GOD. You know what I just realized? YOU JUST KILLED MY PIPE DREAM. Ep. 1x19 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

Title: Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

Panel 1: (TJ dunce): I want to start smoking a pipe!

Panel 2: (Tony): Hello to you, too. Now, by "pipe" do you mean a literal pipe, or is this another juvenile sexual metaphor?

Panel 3: (TJ finger in air): Oh, it's no metaphor. It's a classy, relaxing pastime. I've spent 20 minutes reading up on it online, and I must buy a pipe NOW.

Panel 4: (Tony): You don't really strike me as a pipe sort of person.

Panel 5 (part 1): (TJ sandwich): How could you say that to me?

Panel 5 (part 2): (Tony): Well, you're not a guy. Or British. Or a professor of... Wait a minute! Do you just wanna be more like Stephen Fry!? AGAIN?

Panel 6 (TJ): I'll have you know, pipes are cheaper than both gender- and citizenship-swapping.

epilogue: OH MY GOD. You know what I just realized? YOU JUST KILLED MY PIPE DREAM.]]>