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A4Q Comic 10

A4Q Comic 10
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That's enough Twinkletoes! I'll get you some Fancy Feast tomorrow.
Stupid Moon Cat has no patience. And my boss wants to talk about monkey ghosts again. Why am I talking to myself?
Just watch. He'll come right through the window. Guy can't use a window like a sensible human being.
Tada! My famous window entry. Always a crowd pleaser.
Listen Jalopy, I need you to get down to earth immediately. Those robots we deployed are causing chaos. They keep harassing everyone, asking for Alan Turing.
What about monkey ghosts?
Monkey ghosts? Good God man, you've been talking to Carl too much. This is no time to discuss such nonsense. You need to get to earth immediately. Do you have such as a map?
Anyway, just find them and disabuse them of the notion that there's some silly test they can take.
Have you noticed any chairs flying on their own? This would be your first sign of monkey ghosts. Monkey ghosts love throwing chairs. Long arms; good for throwing.

A4Q Comic 9

A4Q Comic 9
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A hastily summoned meeting of the martian supreme council.
I have gathered you all here to discuss this lingering matter of the existence or lack of existence of monkey ghosts.
Well, it is a tricky issue to draw conclusions one way or another. Carl says that wearwolves used to live here. Bad ass wearwolves, until they were displaced by an uprising of monkey ghosts.
At first I laughed, but then I thought about it some more. If humans have ghosts and monkeys are like 99% similar to humans, than monkeys must have ghosts too. Or at least a 99% chance of having ghosts. So maybe Carl's not so stupid afterall.
I'm sitting right here man. But thanks I guess.
Sorry Carl. I didn't recognize you in that ridiculous outfit.
Captain Jalopy. Report to headquarters at once. We need your opinion regarding monkey ghosts.
Again with the monkey ghosts? Give me a minute. My Moon Cat is a little agitated.

A4Q Comic 8

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For the most part the townspeople are cool. Everyone in town knows me.
Keep it real Bigfoot.
I get mistaken for Bigfoot a lot. I prefer Chupacabra but its all good. The hardest part is the insomnia. Not many people around to chill with.
Anyone awake down there?
Oh sweet! My buddy Charlie.
Hey Charlie! Long time no see buddy.
Sometimes the insomnia leads to narcolepsy.
I can just fall asleep at the drop of a hat. Sometimes I feel like my friends here avoid me. People can be very strange at times.

A4Q Comic 7

A4Q Comic 7
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Time Scope
Lessons in the proper use of small-mass time travel devices.
Faced with a formidable dilema, Joseph brainstormed solutions to his problem.
I've got a might hankering for some Wild Turkey but my jug is empty.
The duo worked tirelessly for hours on their small-mass time travel unit. Surely the right settings could bring the jug back to a time of fullness.
But alas, the device could not be configured to satiate Joseph's hankering.
A damn coo-coo clock again. We got the shaft.
How many times do I need to show you guys this tape before you stop messing with those things? And yes Bob, this applies to all brands of whiskey.

A4Q Comic 6

A4Q Comic 6
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Yo. I figured out how to clone myself.
Bill, I tried to save you man.
Really?
Yeah. I had a wicked bad cramp in my leg though.
Sadly, Todd was shipped off to the moon.
Mr. Abrams, I am so sorry we couldn't find your father out there after he wandered off. We did however find a shard of his favorite purple pants.

A4Q Comic 5

A4Q Comic 5
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Here's the plan. We find Todd, punch him in the stomach, and head home.
Agreed.
Umm guys? Where did Bill go?
Did he get pulled under?
One of us should dive and save him.
Right. You go first.
Nah. He had a good run.
I knew I should have charge the battery on this thing.
Anyway, have you played Manhunt 2 yet?
Wow. The tree's falling. I guess he's still kicking down there.
Nice.
Can we find Todd now so I can ask him about my pants.

A4Q Comic 4

A4Q Comic 4
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You guys want a ride in a spaceship? I got these cheesburgers.
Dad! What are you doing here?
Those damn strangler trees and their wandering hands.
I couldn't fight them off and now I have purple pants.
He's delirious.
Word
Can you please explain to me why I am wearing purple pants?
Please stop talking to me.
I had on a pair of slacks. Real professional like. Now I have purple pants.
Listen man. I wouldn't sweat it too much. If its good enough for Barney, its certainly good enough for you.
They look good dad.
Lookin real sharp.

A4Q Comic 3

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Presently as they emerged from the thick swamp jungle.
Did I mention the Strangler Trees?
No! You did not mention stranglers.
Maybe we should turn back. I know a good cafe near home.
But they look so cute.
Wow, check that out!
Good thing I always carry an iLaser!
Strangle that tree face!
Noob!
Todd is going to catch such a beating for this.
Word.

A4Q Comic 2

A4Q Comic 2
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Cool huh?
What the crap?
I found a Starbucks down here. And its all free.
What do you think?
I could uses a tasty brew after all this.
Good work Todd. Lead the way.
Excellent. To the magic canoes.
This is cool and all but I have a raid tonight.
I know man. We'll be back before you can say blizzard. What could go wrong?
What the hell is that?
I think we're about to get pwned.

A4Q Comic 1

A4Q Comic 1
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This is where I found him the last time he pulled this crap.
I say we just leave. Sooner or later he'll get hungry and cold and come home.
He needs our help guys. Like it or not he's my brother and I'm not leaving him out here alone.
Well I'm not covering his gambling debts if that's what this is about again.
Oh snap! What happened to your hair man? You said you were going to Arbys.
That was four days ago. Have you even been looking for a job? I'm not covering your rent again this month.
Four days? I must have blacked out or something.
Blacked out? And what the hell happened to the interview suit you were wearing?
I traded it for a delicious roast beef sandwich.
What happened to the money I gave...Nevermind, I don't want to know.
I've been eating food off the land like our ancestors. This swamp is full of mushrooms. Oh, and I found a magical land hidden beneath the water.
Oh freaking great. Get back here Todd. I swear I'll call mom if you don't cut it out.