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Wyyrd - latest additions http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com The latest transcribed Wyyrd comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:43 -0000 60 The Dell 9100 Requiem http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W061.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W061.jpg Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:19:38 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W061.jpg">The Dell 9100 Requiem</a> (Zola sits in an armchair, thoroughly enjoying her Reader's Digest, while Gard is working on his computer in the the background) [sfx] BLITZ! Gard: !! (Zola mildly recognizes that something has happened.) Gard: @!!*£^%$"$^!!! (he's very very angry, and if his mother'd heard him now.. tsk tsk) (Zola quietly rolls up her Reader's Digest, while the computer is slowly smouldering in the background) [sfx] SMACK Gard: !? (Zola has proceeded to administrate a sound smack across the.. general lower back region... of Gard.) Gard: ??? (Zola quietly explains to Gard that he should shut the fuck up and go sit in the corner cause he was a bad boy for shouting those things in the first place and think of what his mother would say and also because he should never ever waste perfectly good anger on menial things like computers and general sources of entertainment blowing up, but rather save it for some potentially awesome occasion where loads of pent up anger would be just the ticket. Also the computer#s developed a reasonably respectable plume of smoke now.) (Gard cornersulks, while Zola's retreated to her armchair with her beloved Reader's Digest. The smoke plume has grown even bigger.. Why the hell ain't anyone doing anything with the computer?? It's clearly about to explode here people! Oh well..) [BIG TEXT] R.I.P DELL INSPIRON 9100 [screen blips out] The Dell 9100 Requiem

(Zola sits in an armchair, thoroughly enjoying her Reader's Digest, while Gard is working on his computer in the the background)

[sfx] BLITZ!
Gard: !!
(Zola mildly recognizes that something has happened.)

Gard: @!!*£^%$"$^!!! (he's very very angry, and if his mother'd heard him now.. tsk tsk)
(Zola quietly rolls up her Reader's Digest, while the computer is slowly smouldering in the background)

[sfx] SMACK
Gard: !?
(Zola has proceeded to administrate a sound smack across the.. general lower back region... of Gard.)

Gard: ???
(Zola quietly explains to Gard that he should shut the fuck up and go sit in the corner cause he was a bad boy for shouting those things in the first place and think of what his mother would say and also because he should never ever waste perfectly good anger on menial things like computers and general sources of entertainment blowing up, but rather save it for some potentially awesome occasion where loads of pent up anger would be just the ticket. Also the computer#s developed a reasonably respectable plume of smoke now.)

(Gard cornersulks, while Zola's retreated to her armchair with her beloved Reader's Digest. The smoke plume has grown even bigger.. Why the hell ain't anyone doing anything with the computer?? It's clearly about to explode here people! Oh well..)

[BIG TEXT] R.I.P DELL INSPIRON 9100

[screen blips out]]]> Easy come, easy go. http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W060.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W060.jpg Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:28:21 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W060.jpg">Easy come, easy go.</a> (Falk is at an ATM) (Falk looks SHOCKED!) (The ATM shows he has like £1.000.000.00 in his account! WT??) (Falk commenses to SPAZ) Falk: Oh my God! I'M RICH! I can do ANYTHING I've ever wanted to do! I can get FAST CARS! CHEAP WOMEN! LOOSE BOOSE! ...or was it the other way around...? [sfx]: beep! (Falk turns after the noise) (Account balance now shows £ -1.000???) Falk: Minus?! Falk: It CAN'T be!! I CANNOT believe this! I'm RUINED! Bankrupt! Kaput! DONE FOR! Falk: I'll have to beg for scraps just to afford a BIG MAC... Falk: ...living on the streets, dat after day... Falk: ...with RATS and CHOLERA as my only friends... (dude is evidently pretty low) Falk: NOOOOO!!! Gard (talking to Wire while they stand around the corner.): I have no idea how you do it, but this is AWESOME! (Wire stands there with a laptop, tapping away) [sfx]: h4x h4x h4x Easy come, easy go.

(Falk is at an ATM)

(Falk looks SHOCKED!)

(The ATM shows he has like £1.000.000.00 in his account! WT??)

(Falk commenses to SPAZ)

Falk: Oh my God! I'M RICH! I can do ANYTHING I've ever wanted to do!
I can get FAST CARS!
CHEAP WOMEN!
LOOSE BOOSE!
...or was it the other way around...?

[sfx]: beep! (Falk turns after the noise)

(Account balance now shows £ -1.000???)
Falk: Minus?!

Falk: It CAN'T be!! I CANNOT believe this! I'm RUINED! Bankrupt! Kaput! DONE FOR!

Falk: I'll have to beg for scraps just to afford a BIG MAC...

Falk: ...living on the streets, dat after day...

Falk: ...with RATS and CHOLERA as my only friends...
(dude is evidently pretty low)

Falk: NOOOOO!!!
Gard (talking to Wire while they stand around the corner.): I have no idea how you do it, but this is AWESOME!
(Wire stands there with a laptop, tapping away)
[sfx]: h4x h4x h4x]]> In Your Dreams http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W059.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W059.jpg Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:19:08 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W059.jpg">In Your Dreams</a> Izzie (wearing a totally hot slave girl outfit): Falk! Enough of this prancing about! Izzie (leaning over Falk, and forcing him into a pile of red pillows on a BED! She's still half naked.): I've wanted you for a very, very long time, and I just can't sit back and ignore this anymore. Falk: ... (of course he can't say anything, there's not enough blood to go around for him to THINK (er thank you).) Izzie: I'm yours... Falk: ...Izadora, you have no idea how much I've... [sfx]: Poof! Alarmclock: DIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIP etc... In Your Dreams

Izzie (wearing a totally hot slave girl outfit): Falk! Enough of this prancing about!

Izzie (leaning over Falk, and forcing him into a pile of red pillows on a BED! She's still half naked.): I've wanted you for a very, very long time, and I just can't sit back and ignore this anymore.
Falk: ... (of course he can't say anything, there's not enough blood to go around for him to THINK (er thank you).)

Izzie: I'm yours...
Falk: ...Izadora, you have no idea how much I've...

[sfx]: Poof!
Alarmclock: DIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIPDIBIDIBIP etc...]]> Battle of Minds (MUSASHI FAITO!!) http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W058.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W058.jpg Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:40:06 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W058.jpg">Battle of Minds (MUSASHI FAITO!!)</a> Gard: Ah, tea. The drink that built empires... Zola: You're gay for drinking that... (A huge ninja battle ensues outta NOWHERE! Everywhere there's slashes and jumps and angry faces! :o! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?) -back to reality- Gard: A draw... (nods) Zola: M-hm! Falk: Err... don't you guys ever argue? Gard: Argue? We never argue. Zola: We have EPIC BATTLES! Falk (thinks): ...and I thought I had issues... Gard: Your technique has improved greatly, Zola-sama! Zola: As have your's, Gard-kun! Battle of Minds (MUSASHI FAITO!!)

Gard: Ah, tea. The drink that built empires...

Zola: You're gay for drinking that...

(A huge ninja battle ensues outta NOWHERE! Everywhere there's slashes and jumps and angry faces! :o! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?)

-back to reality-
Gard: A draw... (nods)
Zola: M-hm!

Falk: Err... don't you guys ever argue?
Gard: Argue? We never argue.
Zola: We have EPIC BATTLES!

Falk (thinks): ...and I thought I had issues...
Gard: Your technique has improved greatly, Zola-sama!
Zola: As have your's, Gard-kun!]]> Bald http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W057.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W057.jpg Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:02:08 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W057.jpg">Bald</a> (Gard and pops sit outside on some bench) Gard: Hey dad, you need some sunscreen for your scalp? Man, I wish I brought my shades, cause the way the sun reflects off your head, damn! Are you col? Need a hat? (scene fades, and it's suddenly -20 YEARS LATER!- Gard is now bald) Gard: ...not one word, old man... Bald

(Gard and pops sit outside on some bench)
Gard: Hey dad, you need some sunscreen for your scalp? Man, I wish I brought my shades, cause the way the sun reflects off your head, damn! Are you col? Need a hat?
(scene fades, and it's suddenly -20 YEARS LATER!- Gard is now bald)
Gard: ...not one word, old man...]]> Airguitar http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W001.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W001.jpg Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:58:26 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W001.jpg">Airguitar</a> [Falk plays some AWESOME guitar and jumps around] [and he totally poses] [and starts to tear of his shirt cause he has no sense of decency] (sfx: SKRITSJ) [Falk realises that he's now ripped his shirt off while listening to a demo cd at a store. There's a sign that says "LISTEN THEN BUY"] Falk: ... Airguitar

[Falk plays some AWESOME guitar and jumps around]

[and he totally poses]

[and starts to tear of his shirt cause he has no sense of decency]

(sfx: SKRITSJ)

[Falk realises that he's now ripped his shirt off while listening to a demo cd at a store. There's a sign that says "LISTEN THEN BUY"]
Falk: ...]]> Sparrow eyed http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W002.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W002.jpg Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:58:01 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W002.jpg">Sparrow eyed</a> [Falk has a totally scrumptuous looking sandwich thing and is all HAHAHAHA] [He notices a small bird looking at him] [Total begging FACE OFF, with the bird being all wet eyes] Sparrow: C'mon dudes!! Feedin' time! Sparrow eyed

[Falk has a totally scrumptuous looking sandwich thing and is all HAHAHAHA]

[He notices a small bird looking at him]

[Total begging FACE OFF, with the bird being all wet eyes]

Sparrow: C'mon dudes!! Feedin' time!]]> Gel http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W003.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W003.jpg Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:57:32 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W003.jpg">Gel</a> [Falk has gel] [Falk uses gel and looks like a tit] [Falk's hair returns to normal] Falk: Thank god! I'm immune! Gel

[Falk has gel]

[Falk uses gel and looks like a tit]

[Falk's hair returns to normal]
Falk: Thank god! I'm immune!]]> Commitment Anxiety http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W004.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W004.jpg Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:57:05 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W004.jpg">Commitment Anxiety</a> [Cupid's been shooting Falk, but Falk has dodged all his arrows] Falk: WHADDYA MEAN? "COMMITMENT ANXIETY"? Commitment Anxiety

[Cupid's been shooting Falk, but Falk has dodged all his arrows]
Falk: WHADDYA MEAN? "COMMITMENT ANXIETY"?]]> Bad Hair Day http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W005.jpg http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W005.jpg Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:56:32 -0000 <a href="http://wyyrd.gardhelset.com/comics/images/W005.jpg">Bad Hair Day</a> Falk: Sooo... What's with the hat? Got a bad hair day? Izzie: Yeah.. [Falk tries to look innocent and fails at it while whistling] [Falk steals Izzie's hat] (sfx: GRAB!) [Izzie's hair's that same as Falk's...] Falk: ? Bad Hair Day

Falk: Sooo... What's with the hat? Got a bad hair day?
Izzie: Yeah..

[Falk tries to look innocent and fails at it while whistling]

[Falk steals Izzie's hat]
(sfx: GRAB!)

[Izzie's hair's that same as Falk's...]
Falk: ?]]>