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Exiern - latest additions http://exiern.com The latest transcribed Exiern comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:42:04 -0000 60 Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=175 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=175 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:37:59 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=175">Exiern</a> {{title text: Plan or Porno shoot?}} [[Closeup of Tiffany's head/face. Her hair is disheveled, eyes glazed, clearly just regaining consciousness.]] Tiffanny: Hunnnhhh... What? [[Tiffany, at centre, struggles to sit up; her wrists are chained, and another chain is bound across her stomach. Several robed and cowled figures surround her; the deacon leans slightly over her.]] Tiffany: What the hell?!! Deacon: Ah you're awake. Just remain calm. Tiffany: Remain calm?!! I'm surrounded by Luminary priests and chained to a stone! That's not a "remains calm" situation! Deacon: We're here to help. The princess told us of your "situation". The chains are merely for safety. Tiffany: My safety?!! What evil magic are you trying?!! [[Tiffany lies chained on her stone slab in the foreground. Behind her, three priests surround the deacon, who stands at centre.]] Deacon: Um, yes, the chains were not for your safety, but ours. Tiffany: I'll kill you all!!! [[The deacon, with a slight, wry smile, makes a side address to one of the priests.]] Deacon: Good call on the princess' part. Priest: Indeed. Exiern

{{title text: Plan or Porno shoot?}}

[[Closeup of Tiffany's head/face. Her hair is disheveled, eyes glazed, clearly just regaining consciousness.]]
Tiffanny: Hunnnhhh... What?

[[Tiffany, at centre, struggles to sit up; her wrists are chained, and another chain is bound across her stomach. Several robed and cowled figures surround her; the deacon leans slightly over her.]]
Tiffany: What the hell?!!
Deacon: Ah you're awake. Just remain calm.
Tiffany: Remain calm?!! I'm surrounded by Luminary priests and chained to a stone! That's not a "remains calm" situation!
Deacon: We're here to help. The princess told us of your "situation". The chains are merely for safety.
Tiffany: My safety?!! What evil magic are you trying?!!

[[Tiffany lies chained on her stone slab in the foreground. Behind her, three priests surround the deacon, who stands at centre.]]
Deacon: Um, yes, the chains were not for your safety, but ours.
Tiffany: I'll kill you all!!!

[[The deacon, with a slight, wry smile, makes a side address to one of the priests.]]
Deacon: Good call on the princess' part.
Priest: Indeed.]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=174 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=174 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:00:23 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=174">Exiern</a> {{title text: Intermission}} {{Members-only version available}} [[Tiffany and Peonie are nude, in clear, somewhat foamy, water. Tiffany in back, is seated, leaning back slightly. Peonie in forground, kneels partially in front of Tiffany, breasts hanging free, facing the reader.]] Tiffany: This was your plan? Peonie: No.. I had something different in mind. But then I suddenly felt compelled to take a bath. Tiffany: You felt dirty? Peonie: Actually, now I feel kind of dirty. Tiffany: Oh good. I thought it was just me. Exiern

{{title text: Intermission}}
{{Members-only version available}}

[[Tiffany and Peonie are nude, in clear, somewhat foamy, water. Tiffany in back, is seated, leaning back slightly. Peonie in forground, kneels partially in front of Tiffany, breasts hanging free, facing the reader.]]
Tiffany: This was your plan?
Peonie: No.. I had something different in mind. But then I suddenly felt compelled to take a bath.
Tiffany: You felt dirty?
Peonie: Actually, now I feel kind of dirty.
Tiffany: Oh good. I thought it was just me.]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=173 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=173 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:28:42 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=173">Exiern</a> {{title text: Opportunity: Chinese for "Lets write on her"}} [[Tiffany is sprawled on the ground; three guards stand in a loose circle around her, with Peonie standing near the centre, beside Tiffany. A robed man kneels beside Tiffany; he looks up, addressing Peonie.]] Peonie: How's Tiffany? Robed man: Knocked out but otherwise OK. [[In the foreground, the robed man raises Tiffany's head and shoulders; it appears that she may be regaining consciousness. In the background, another man, robed in a more elaborate style, addresses Peonie. Peonie looks thoughtful.]] Elaborately robed man: We'll take her to the inn in town to recover. Peonie: No. This is a rare opportunity. There's something else we should do. [[Peonie looks expectantly at the elaborately robed man.]] Elaborately robed man: My liege? [[Close-up profile of Peonie.]] Peonie: Deacon we need to have a talk. Exiern

{{title text: Opportunity: Chinese for "Lets write on her"}}

[[Tiffany is sprawled on the ground; three guards stand in a loose circle around her, with Peonie standing near the centre, beside Tiffany. A robed man kneels beside Tiffany; he looks up, addressing Peonie.]]
Peonie: How's Tiffany?
Robed man: Knocked out but otherwise OK.

[[In the foreground, the robed man raises Tiffany's head and shoulders; it appears that she may be regaining consciousness. In the background, another man, robed in a more elaborate style, addresses Peonie. Peonie looks thoughtful.]]
Elaborately robed man: We'll take her to the inn in town to recover.
Peonie: No. This is a rare opportunity. There's something else we should do.

[[Peonie looks expectantly at the elaborately robed man.]]
Elaborately robed man: My liege?

[[Close-up profile of Peonie.]]
Peonie: Deacon we need to have a talk.]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=172 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=172 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:02:00 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=172">Exiern</a> {{title text: Peonie's so touchy}} [[Peonie, walking with guard captain. Captain looks embarrassed.]] Captain: Your highness I must apologize for my actions earlier. Peonie: Oh don't worry about it. You're trained to kill stuff that's the way you think. [[Peonie, looking slightly bashful, touches her arm where the guard captain previously grabbed her. Guard captain is off-panel.]] Captain: No not that. I should not have touched the royal person without permission. Peonie: Oh, that. That was sort of nice. Gallant. [[Guard captain in front, partially off-panel. Peonie stands behind him, brushes her hands on her hair and skirt, looking demurely flirtatious.]] Peonie: It's OK Captain. You can touch me as much as you want. [[Blond, mustached guard, standing beside Peonie, smirks down at her. Peonie looks startled and embarrassed. Guard captain is off-panel.]] Captain: Her highness is most understanding. [[Peonie clenches fists, grimaces violently.]] Peonie: Shut up! Exiern

{{title text: Peonie's so touchy}}

[[Peonie, walking with guard captain. Captain looks embarrassed.]]
Captain: Your highness I must apologize for my actions earlier.
Peonie: Oh don't worry about it. You're trained to kill stuff that's the way you think.

[[Peonie, looking slightly bashful, touches her arm where the guard captain previously grabbed her. Guard captain is off-panel.]]
Captain: No not that. I should not have touched the royal person without permission.
Peonie: Oh, that. That was sort of nice. Gallant.

[[Guard captain in front, partially off-panel. Peonie stands behind him, brushes her hands on her hair and skirt, looking demurely flirtatious.]]
Peonie: It's OK Captain. You can touch me as much as you want.

[[Blond, mustached guard, standing beside Peonie, smirks down at her. Peonie looks startled and embarrassed. Guard captain is off-panel.]]
Captain: Her highness is most understanding.

[[Peonie clenches fists, grimaces violently.]]
Peonie: Shut up!]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=171 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=171 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:01:54 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=171">Exiern</a> {{title text: That was easy}} [[Faden raves at the others, as he is dragged away by the guardian.]] Faden: No!!! I'll get you for this princess. There will be a reckoning! [[Blank wall/gate/portal, just closed; the guardian and Faden are gone.]] <<SLAM!>> [[Peonie, front and centre of group of guards. All stare, presumably at the closed portal (not visible to reader).]] Peonie: Well, that was easy. So anyone see where Tiffany landed? [[Blonde, mustached guard grins, gestures with his thumb.]] Guard: Over that way princess. [[Peonie, walking with guard captain.]] Peonie: It's so frustrating... she (should be "she's") never around when I do something cool. Exiern

{{title text: That was easy}}

[[Faden raves at the others, as he is dragged away by the guardian.]]
Faden: No!!! I'll get you for this princess. There will be a reckoning!

[[Blank wall/gate/portal, just closed; the guardian and Faden are gone.]]
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[[Peonie, front and centre of group of guards. All stare, presumably at the closed portal (not visible to reader).]]
Peonie: Well, that was easy. So anyone see where Tiffany landed?

[[Blonde, mustached guard grins, gestures with his thumb.]]
Guard: Over that way princess.

[[Peonie, walking with guard captain.]]
Peonie: It's so frustrating... she (should be "she's") never around when I do something cool.]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=170 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=170 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:26:25 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=170">Exiern</a> [[Guard captain grabs Peonie's arm and tries to pull her away from Greyfang guardian.]] Captain: Your Highness! Stand back! [[Peonie frees herself and stands in front of the guardian, confronting the guard captain.]] Peonie: No! You stand down captain! Captain: Yes my liege. Peonie: Now. Let me get this straight. No one can enter. [[The guardian answers Peonie, who now faces it and addresses it directly. Faden stands to the side.]] Guardian: Only the authorities or their prisoners may pass. Peonie: And that's a law set by the authorities. Guardian: Correct. [[Faden eyes Peonie. Peonie, in a thoughtful pose, eyes Faden speculatively.]] [[Peonie shoves Faden violently, causing him to stumble/fall past the guardian.]] Faden: Hey! Guardian: You have broken the laws of the authorities. You will be held for trial. Faden: What! No, she pushed me! Guardian: Immaterial. Exiern

[[Guard captain grabs Peonie's arm and tries to pull her away from Greyfang guardian.]]
Captain: Your Highness! Stand back!

[[Peonie frees herself and stands in front of the guardian, confronting the guard captain.]]
Peonie: No! You stand down captain!
Captain: Yes my liege.
Peonie: Now. Let me get this straight. No one can enter.

[[The guardian answers Peonie, who now faces it and addresses it directly. Faden stands to the side.]]
Guardian: Only the authorities or their prisoners may pass.
Peonie: And that's a law set by the authorities.
Guardian: Correct.

[[Faden eyes Peonie. Peonie, in a thoughtful pose, eyes Faden speculatively.]]

[[Peonie shoves Faden violently, causing him to stumble/fall past the guardian.]]
Faden: Hey!
Guardian: You have broken the laws of the authorities. You will be held for trial.
Faden: What! No, she pushed me!
Guardian: Immaterial.]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=169 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=169 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:23:44 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=169">Exiern</a> [[Tiffany, her sword raised, is seized around the throat by the Greyfang gate guardian.]] [[Tiffany is flung through the air by the guardian.]] [[Viewpoint from above and behind the guardian. The remainder of Tiffany's party face the guardian, wearing expressions of anger and dismay.]] Guardian: The authorities are absolute. [[Viewpoint from low, in front of guardian, past two of Tiffany's/Peonie's guards. One guard holds sword raised in threatening attitude. Peonie flings herself in front of the guardian, arms outstretched.]] Peonie: Wait! Wait!!! Exiern

[[Tiffany, her sword raised, is seized around the throat by the Greyfang gate guardian.]]

[[Tiffany is flung through the air by the guardian.]]

[[Viewpoint from above and behind the guardian. The remainder of Tiffany's party face the guardian, wearing expressions of anger and dismay.]]
Guardian: The authorities are absolute.

[[Viewpoint from low, in front of guardian, past two of Tiffany's/Peonie's guards. One guard holds sword raised in threatening attitude. Peonie flings herself in front of the guardian, arms outstretched.]]
Peonie: Wait! Wait!!!]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=99 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=99 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:57:53 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=99">Exiern</a> [[ A guard who survived the attack finds the pool and the newly transformed Nix whom Tiffany had to deal with.]] Narrator: PROLOGUE... Guard: WHO'S THERE. Nix: I'M COLD. [[ The guard turns towards the topless Nix.]] Guard: WHO IS THAT? Nix: SO COLD. Guard: GIRL YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. THERE A MONSTER IN THESE WOODS! [[ The Nix covers her breasts with a worried look on her face.]] Nix: HOLD ME. [[ The guard hugs the Nix to try and comfort her.]] Guard: DON'T BE SCARED Nix: I'LL PROTECT YOU. [[ The Nix has her head over the guards shoulder as she smiles an evil smile.]] [[ There is a big splash in the pool as the guard is pulled under.]] <<SPLASH!>> {{ Title Text: Epilog }} Exiern

[[ A guard who survived the attack finds the pool and the newly transformed Nix whom Tiffany had to deal with.]]

Narrator: PROLOGUE...

Guard: WHO'S THERE.

Nix: I'M COLD.

[[ The guard turns towards the topless Nix.]]

Guard: WHO IS THAT?

Nix: SO COLD.

Guard: GIRL YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. THERE A MONSTER IN THESE WOODS!

[[ The Nix covers her breasts with a worried look on her face.]]

Nix: HOLD ME.

[[ The guard hugs the Nix to try and comfort her.]]

Guard: DON'T BE SCARED

Nix: I'LL PROTECT YOU.

[[ The Nix has her head over the guards shoulder as she smiles an evil smile.]]

[[ There is a big splash in the pool as the guard is pulled under.]]

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{{ Title Text: Epilog }}]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=98 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=98 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:57:51 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=98">Exiern</a> [[ Faden and Tiffany are being watched by squirrels as they talk by the campfire.]] Tiffany: OF COURSE I'VE NEVER SEEN A BABY SQUIRREL EITHER, I JUST FIGURED IT WAS THE SAME THING. Faden: YOU MEAN THAT THEY REPRODUCE BY MAGICAL CLONING AND THERE IS BUT ONE ALL-SQUIRREL CONNECTED THROUGH A COLLECTIVE PSYCHIC CONSCIOUSNESS? Tiffany: WHAT? Squirrel: THE HUMANS KNOW OF US. [[ Four Squirrels on a branch.]] Squirrel 1: WE MUST... Squirrel 2: WE MUST TAKE ACTION. SQUIRREL 3: WE MUST ACT. [[ One of the squirrels turns to look at the other three.]] squirrel 1: ...COLLECT AND HIDE NUTS. squirrel 4: UM, HOW DOES THAT HELP REALLY? [[ The 3 squirrels turn towards the fourth squirrel.]] Squirrel 1: THAT SOUNDED LIKE AN INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. Squirrel 4: NO, IT'S JUST THAT I UM... I MEAN WE... [[ The squirrels move in close to each other.]] Squirrel 4: HE'S NOT A SQUIRREL AT ALL, HE'S A CHIPMUNK! [[ Two of the squirrels jump the Chipmunk while the other squirrel looks out with glowing red eyes.]] Squirrel 1: GOOD. NOW WE SENSE AN ACORN 77.39 METERS DUE SOUTH. IT SHALL BE COLLECTED. CHIPMUNK: EEEK! Squirrel 2: GET HIM! {{ Title Text: (The All Squirrel }} Exiern

[[ Faden and Tiffany are being watched by squirrels as they talk by the campfire.]]

Tiffany: OF COURSE I'VE NEVER SEEN A BABY SQUIRREL EITHER, I JUST FIGURED IT WAS THE SAME THING.

Faden: YOU MEAN THAT THEY REPRODUCE BY MAGICAL CLONING AND THERE IS BUT ONE ALL-SQUIRREL CONNECTED THROUGH A COLLECTIVE PSYCHIC CONSCIOUSNESS?

Tiffany: WHAT?

Squirrel: THE HUMANS KNOW OF US.

[[ Four Squirrels on a branch.]]

Squirrel 1: WE MUST...

Squirrel 2: WE MUST TAKE ACTION.

SQUIRREL 3: WE MUST ACT.

[[ One of the squirrels turns to look at the other three.]]

squirrel 1: ...COLLECT AND HIDE NUTS.

squirrel 4: UM, HOW DOES THAT HELP REALLY?

[[ The 3 squirrels turn towards the fourth squirrel.]]

Squirrel 1: THAT SOUNDED LIKE AN INDEPENDENT THOUGHT.

Squirrel 4: NO, IT'S JUST THAT I UM... I MEAN WE...

[[ The squirrels move in close to each other.]]

Squirrel 4: HE'S NOT A SQUIRREL AT ALL, HE'S A CHIPMUNK!

[[ Two of the squirrels jump the Chipmunk while the other squirrel looks out with glowing red eyes.]]

Squirrel 1: GOOD. NOW WE SENSE AN ACORN 77.39 METERS DUE SOUTH. IT SHALL BE COLLECTED.

CHIPMUNK: EEEK!

Squirrel 2: GET HIM!

{{ Title Text: (The All Squirrel }}]]> Exiern http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=97 http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=97 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:57:48 -0000 <a href="http://exiern.com/index.php?strip_id=97">Exiern</a> [[ Tiffany is driving her sword through the head of a snake and Faden smiles.]] Narrator: COMING SOON! Narrator: TIFFANY WRESTLES FADEN'S GIANT SNAKE! Narrator: (and every one who is disappointed by the image above is going to Hell...) {{ Title Text: Filler }} Exiern

[[ Tiffany is driving her sword through the head of a snake and Faden smiles.]]

Narrator: COMING SOON!
Narrator: TIFFANY WRESTLES FADEN'S GIANT SNAKE!

Narrator: (and every one who is disappointed by the image above is going to Hell...)

{{ Title Text: Filler }}]]>