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Inkspots - latest additions http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php The latest transcribed Inkspots comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:10:07 -0000 60 Inkspots: Scream http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20060201 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20060201 Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:50:56 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20060201">Inkspots: Scream</a> Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee scream mermaid moose deer moon fin? Inkspots: Scream

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

scream mermaid moose deer moon fin?]]> Inkspots: The bit where she gets him in the crypt was cool http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051230 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051230 Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:35:51 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051230">Inkspots: The bit where she gets him in the crypt was cool</a> Mask of Satan 1960, with Barbara Steele and John Richardson. dir. Mario Bava. [[ A dark forest glade at nght, where a beautiful brunette woman surrounded by men in hooded robes is strapped to a pillar]] - Thank you for joining us once again; I'm Henry Kaufmann and this is The Medicinal World. - Here with me tonight is Miss Laura Schaffer - How are you, Laura? - Fine, thank you, Henry. A little nervous. - [Laughs] Yes, I suppose you would be. Miss Schaffer is going to do something quite remarkable this evening, by undergoing the latest in Facial Upkeep Surgery as pioneered by Dr. Werner Blatavski, of Prague. - Now here you can see out usual test-subject, Mike Nicholls, already undergoing the treatment. How's it feel, Mikey? - Pretty dandy, Hal. -It looks a little cooky, Mike. What was it like going on? - Now getting cold feet now are you, Ms. Schaffer? - It feels great Laura! I've only had this think on twenty minutes and I can already feel the scars from last week's acid peel starting to heal. Witches, witch trial, burning at the stake. spikey mask. - Alright then, confound it, I'll give it a whirl. - Now here you can see technician Louis Keswick readying the specially-designed Facial Upkeep mask. I have it on good authority that no less than seventy-three live animals were injured during its testing, and you know that means it must be foolproo. -I've asked the government observers behind me to remain silent. Absolute concentration is required by all hands concerned lest an accident mar Ms. Schaffer's cadaverous beauty. - Now here you can see Ms. Schaffer being restrained by the technical staff -- this is to prevent her from jerking about and accidentally getting her eyes pierced by the spikes. - I really, really hope this doesn't go up in smoke. - Oh well... Bottoms up. - Eep. - One hippopotamus; Two hippopotamus. *splage* -I'm gorgeous! Mask hammer hammered. Please, don't sue me. Inkspots: The bit where she gets him in the crypt was cool

Mask of Satan 1960, with Barbara Steele and John Richardson. dir. Mario Bava.

[[ A dark forest glade at nght, where a beautiful brunette woman surrounded by men in hooded robes is strapped to a pillar]]

- Thank you for joining us once again; I'm Henry Kaufmann and this is The Medicinal World.

- Here with me tonight is Miss Laura Schaffer - How are you, Laura? - Fine, thank you, Henry. A little nervous.

- [Laughs] Yes, I suppose you would be. Miss Schaffer is going to do something quite remarkable this evening, by undergoing the latest in Facial Upkeep Surgery as pioneered by Dr. Werner Blatavski, of Prague.

- Now here you can see out usual test-subject, Mike Nicholls, already undergoing the treatment. How's it feel, Mikey? - Pretty dandy, Hal.

-It looks a little cooky, Mike. What was it like going on? - Now getting cold feet now are you, Ms. Schaffer?

- It feels great Laura! I've only had this think on twenty minutes and I can already feel the scars from last week's acid peel starting to heal.

Witches, witch trial, burning at the stake. spikey mask.

- Alright then, confound it, I'll give it a whirl.

- Now here you can see technician Louis Keswick readying the specially-designed Facial Upkeep mask. I have it on good authority that no less than seventy-three live animals were injured during its testing, and you know that means it must be foolproo.

-I've asked the government observers behind me to remain silent. Absolute concentration is required by all hands concerned lest an accident mar Ms. Schaffer's cadaverous beauty.

- Now here you can see Ms. Schaffer being restrained by the technical staff -- this is to prevent her from jerking about and accidentally getting her eyes pierced by the spikes.

- I really, really hope this doesn't go up in smoke.

- Oh well... Bottoms up.

- Eep.

- One hippopotamus; Two hippopotamus.

*splage*

-I'm gorgeous!

Mask hammer hammered.

Please, don't sue me.]]> Inkspots:Guess the film, win a prize http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051229 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051229 Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:35:46 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051229">Inkspots:Guess the film, win a prize</a> Piranha, Piranha 1972 You made it! How does it feel? Oh, pretty darn great, partner. Out there in the field, I almost felt like God. Uh, this way Mr Wakefield. Did you encounter any troubles while you were out there? I don't see MR Bluth anywhere. Well, now that you meantion it. This is great, Johnny! Look out, Macondo! I think we were both a little surprised by the gouchos. This IS Montana, after all. They don't usually come north of Omahah until the Spring. Sounds like you two were lucky to get back alive... Yes... Yes, it most certainly does, doesn't it? Later that evening................... Now how's about you two come clean for a minute. I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Jerry. Do you, macondo? Oh come on! Both you and I and he, and to a lesser extent they, know that there weren't any gouchos out there on the prairies. Now why don't you two just drop the poker faces and turn yourselves in before it's too late. Cannibals. You guys is goin' dowwwwwwn Oh Christ on the cross, why did I have to marry a cannibal? Just shut the hell up and help me get this piece of shit out of neutral. G... Guys? guys? What utter arseholes. 43 - Spot the film, win a prize I tried this out because i was bored, and it seemed like a good idea. It's not very funny - proving the maxim on sprite comics. Inkspots:Guess the film, win a prize

Piranha, Piranha 1972
You made it! How does it feel? Oh, pretty darn great, partner.
Out there in the field, I almost felt like God.
Uh, this way Mr Wakefield. Did you encounter any troubles while you were out there? I don't see MR Bluth anywhere. Well, now that you meantion it.
This is great, Johnny! Look out, Macondo!
I think we were both a little surprised by the gouchos.
This IS Montana, after all. They don't usually come north of Omahah until the Spring.
Sounds like you two were lucky to get back alive...
Yes... Yes, it most certainly does, doesn't it?
Later that evening................... Now how's about you two come clean for a minute. I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Jerry. Do you, macondo?
Oh come on! Both you and I and he, and to a lesser extent they, know that there weren't any gouchos out there on the prairies. Now why don't you two just drop the poker faces and turn yourselves in before it's too late.
Cannibals. You guys is goin' dowwwwwwn
Oh Christ on the cross, why did I have to marry a cannibal? Just shut the hell up and help me get this piece of shit out of neutral.
G... Guys? guys?
What utter arseholes.

43 - Spot the film, win a prize

I tried this out because i was bored, and it seemed like a good idea. It's not very funny - proving the maxim on sprite comics.]]> Inkspots: Fashion Tips. http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051207 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051207 Wed, 07 Dec 2005 14:13:30 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051207">Inkspots: Fashion Tips.</a> And now it's over to Theodor with the weather. Well the good news is, if you wanted a pool, you've got one. I never understood why they make him wear glasses. I know it's supposed to imply he's intelligent, but look at you. You're wearing a fez without irony. Morality is subjective. Inkspots: Fashion Tips.

And now it's over to Theodor with the weather.
Well the good news is, if you wanted a pool, you've got one.
I never understood why they make him wear glasses. I know it's supposed to imply he's intelligent, but look at you.
You're wearing a fez without irony.
Morality is subjective.]]> Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051127 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051127 Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:45:25 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051127">Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too</a> Five years or more upon the heaving seas, The sails snapping oin the salt-stained breeze My lance in hand, i ride across the waves Rolling up and down, it's face convex, concave. The whale's eyes are blazing from the deep The jaws are opening frightful wide Around the launch a ring of iv'ry thorns I feel the vessel slipping deep inside. And a dozen men are slipping to their doom I'm clutching hard onto the whale's chin I can hear their screams as they all tumble down Straight down to the briny vaults within. Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too

Five years or more upon the heaving seas,
The sails snapping oin the salt-stained breeze
My lance in hand, i ride across the waves
Rolling up and down, it's face convex, concave.

The whale's eyes are blazing from the deep
The jaws are opening frightful wide
Around the launch a ring of iv'ry thorns
I feel the vessel slipping deep inside.

And a dozen men are slipping to their doom
I'm clutching hard onto the whale's chin
I can hear their screams as they all tumble down
Straight down to the briny vaults within.]]> Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051128 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051128 Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:37:03 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051128">Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too</a> 2005 < November 28th < A Queer Old Fruit, wot? I know what I said. I don't care. I was hard-up for ideas. My conceptual constipation appears to have temporarily abated. I bought the Drones CD, and have found that the best album title of the year (Wait Long By The River and the Bodies of Your Enemies Will Float By) does not conceal the best album. However, it's pretty darn neat, and worth buying for the first two tracks alone. I stayed-up to three in the moring watching The Singing Detective, and was roundly impressed on all fronts encircling unabated 'I think I'm in love, Ted'. 'Not with me, I hope'. 'Oh very bloody mature, Ted. I'm trying to be serious about my emotional state.' I was being serious, Jose'. 'What?" 'I was just saying, I'm already in a long term relationship. The last thing I need is a friend making passes'. 'Long term rel... You haven't so much as stood by a girl in six months. Who the hell are you with? ... Oh.' 'Is it Adam?" 'It's Adam'. 'I wondered why a guy making your kind of money shared a flat.' 'You know he thinks foreign songs are about him'. 'We've discussed it'. Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too

2005 < November 28th < A Queer Old Fruit, wot?

I know what I said. I don't care. I was hard-up for ideas. My conceptual constipation appears to have temporarily abated.

I bought the Drones CD, and have found that the best album title of the year (Wait Long By The River and the Bodies of Your Enemies Will Float By) does not conceal the best album. However, it's pretty darn neat, and worth buying for the first two tracks alone.

I stayed-up to three in the moring watching The Singing Detective, and was roundly impressed on all fronts encircling unabated

'I think I'm in love, Ted'. 'Not with me, I hope'.
'Oh very bloody mature, Ted. I'm trying to be serious about my emotional state.' I was being serious, Jose'.
'What?"
'I was just saying, I'm already in a long term relationship. The last thing I need is a friend making passes'.
'Long term rel... You haven't so much as stood by a girl in six months. Who the hell are you with? ... Oh.'
'Is it Adam?" 'It's Adam'.
'I wondered why a guy making your kind of money shared a flat.' 'You know he thinks foreign songs are about him'. 'We've discussed it'.]]> Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051130 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051130 Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:37:03 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051130">Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too</a> 2005 < November the 30th < Just like Dick Smith Well I failed my NaNo. With about 10,000 words in the can across a number of different false-starts, I tried to weave it all into some kind of framing narrative using a stream-of-consciousness approach that I had begun at midnight this morning in a desperate attempt to crank-out as close to 50,000 words as i could in 24 hours. So anyway, what currently exists is mangled and bizzare, but I'll probably continue on it until at least the point where it incorporates all my loose ends. I might even work some other old stories into it, then pretend I'm influenced by Italo Calvino (which i am, but still). I read in his introduction to Invisible Cities that he basically had a folder full of philosophical snippets lying around that he wanted to use, and bundled them together in the most logical manner. I'm also writing a hypertext novel. You know, "hypertext". Not choose-your-own adventure at all. No, sir. Just ask a professor of Literary Studies. Yep, hypertext. The Da Vinci Code is badly written, but I'm reading it anyways Dachshund "I have decided to become and entrepeneur" Vic: "How so?" "I'll tell you how" "Hey, Edi". "Vic" "Care to join me in my entrepeneurial endeavour?" "Such as?" "I haven't decided yet - something with low overheads so the returns don't matter" "We've got a lemon tree out the back". Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too

2005 < November the 30th < Just like Dick Smith

Well I failed my NaNo. With about 10,000 words in the can across a number of different false-starts, I tried to weave it all into some kind of framing narrative using a stream-of-consciousness approach that I had begun at midnight this morning in a desperate attempt to crank-out as close to 50,000 words as i could in 24 hours. So anyway, what currently exists is mangled and bizzare, but I'll probably continue on it until at least the point where it incorporates all my loose ends. I might even work some other old stories into it, then pretend I'm influenced by Italo Calvino (which i am, but still). I read in his introduction to Invisible Cities that he basically had a folder full of philosophical snippets lying around that he wanted to use, and bundled them together in the most logical manner.

I'm also writing a hypertext novel. You know, "hypertext". Not choose-your-own adventure at all. No, sir. Just ask a professor of Literary Studies.

Yep, hypertext.

The Da Vinci Code is badly written, but I'm reading it anyways

Dachshund "I have decided to become and entrepeneur" Vic: "How so?"
"I'll tell you how" "Hey, Edi". "Vic"
"Care to join me in my entrepeneurial endeavour?" "Such as?" "I haven't decided yet - something with low overheads so the returns don't matter"
"We've got a lemon tree out the back".]]> Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051103 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051103 Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:37:03 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051103">Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too</a> Man whistling. Giant scary head. Giant scary head ashamed. Poke the Vaudevillian. Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too

Man whistling.

Giant scary head.

Giant scary head ashamed.

Poke the Vaudevillian.]]> Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051118 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051118 Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:37:03 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051118">Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too</a> "Mr Meade, isn't it?" "Y-yes?" "Mr Meade..." "Have you seen "The Flight of Dragons"?" DON'T PANIC I think this is going well. Seriously! I've been to the future and this story goes well! In other news: The Duck has had one too many. I am so loenly, I have lost the ability to spell. Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too

"Mr Meade, isn't it?" "Y-yes?"
"Mr Meade..."
"Have you seen "The Flight of Dragons"?"

DON'T PANIC

I think this is going well. Seriously! I've been to the future and this story goes well!

In other news: The Duck has had one too many. I am so loenly, I have lost the ability to spell.]]> Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051117 http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051117 Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:37:03 -0000 <a href="http://nightgig.com/bep/index.php?viewDate=20051117">Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too</a> squid/octopus/cephalopod woman/godess/aztec/bjork Thomas Meade/intertextual/metatextual "Bring him". "Come now" "Good Grief". 2005 < November 17th < Story Time! I have decided upon doing a story. Don't ask me what it'll be about because I don't know. And in regards to the art in this, it just seemed like a good idea. Inkspots: This is a (quite good) comic, but other pages are probably called this, too

squid/octopus/cephalopod woman/godess/aztec/bjork Thomas Meade/intertextual/metatextual

"Bring him".
"Come now"
"Good Grief".

2005 < November 17th < Story Time!

I have decided upon doing a story. Don't ask me what it'll be about because I don't know. And in regards to the art in this, it just seemed like a good idea.]]>