SWiZZLESTUCK - latest additions

SWiZZLESTUCK - latest additions http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/ The latest transcribed SWiZZLESTUCK comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:46 -0000 60 unconditional love http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080605_unconditional_love.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080605_unconditional_love.html Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:52:41 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080605_unconditional_love.html">unconditional love</a> DAHLIA [narration]: "Reality" television. TV: i hate to be the one to show you this... DAHLIA [narration]: You have always been faithful to me. Forgiven my transgressions. TV: but as you can see it appears that Richard was with this woman last night... DAHLIA [narration]: You give and give and give and never ask for... DAHLIA: munch munch TV: would you like to confront them? DAHLIA: SOB TV: hey. what are we looking at? okay, they're at the gas station. DAHLIA: *Gih...* SOB TV: Richard, I'm Joey Greco... DAHLIA: GODDAMN THESE ARE GOOD TV: what the @#$% Richard! unconditional love

DAHLIA [narration]: "Reality" television.

TV: i hate to be the one to show you this...

DAHLIA [narration]: You have always been faithful to me. Forgiven my transgressions.

TV: but as you can see it appears that Richard was with this woman last night...

DAHLIA [narration]: You give and give and give and never ask for...

DAHLIA: munch munch

TV: would you like to confront them?

DAHLIA: SOB

TV: hey. what are we looking at? okay, they're at the gas station.

DAHLIA: *Gih...* SOB

TV: Richard, I'm Joey Greco...

DAHLIA: GODDAMN THESE ARE GOOD

TV: what the @#$% Richard!]]> sock it to me http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080604_sock_it_to_me.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080604_sock_it_to_me.html Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:14:57 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080604_sock_it_to_me.html">sock it to me</a> NICK: Can't sleep until...comic is...done. Once you finish it maybe those assholes will finally respect you...you stupid sack of shit. sock it to me

NICK: Can't sleep until...comic is...done. Once you finish it maybe those assholes will finally respect you...you stupid sack of shit.]]> First Wish http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080603_first_wish.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080603_first_wish.html Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:25:41 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080603_first_wish.html">First Wish</a> NICK: I want you to conjure some new friends for me who actually SHARE SOME OF MY INTERESTS, like avoiding sunlight and listening to freeform radio and reading kitschy sci-fi novels and-- WIZARD: Why don't I just make you less of a backward, spiteful social failure? NICK: FUCK YOU First Wish

NICK: I want you to conjure some new friends for me who actually SHARE SOME OF MY INTERESTS, like avoiding sunlight and listening to freeform radio and reading kitschy sci-fi novels and--

WIZARD: Why don't I just make you less of a backward, spiteful social failure?

NICK: FUCK YOU]]> Der Worm http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080602_der_worm.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080602_der_worm.html Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:29:44 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080602_der_worm.html">Der Worm</a> DER HUR HUR HUR Der Worm

DER HUR HUR HUR]]> Dennis http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080423_dennis.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080423_dennis.html Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:40:56 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080423_dennis.html">Dennis</a> Dennis the Menace...more like Dennis the Little Fucker Dennis

Dennis the Menace...more like Dennis the Little Fucker]]> cephalopod and son http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080601_cephalopod_and_son.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080601_cephalopod_and_son.html Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:36:27 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080601_cephalopod_and_son.html">cephalopod and son</a> CEPHALOPOD: this looks like shit son SON: I hate you dad cephalopod and son

CEPHALOPOD: this looks like shit son
SON: I hate you dad]]> E-Commerce Supernatural Horror http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080505_e-commerce_supernatural_horror.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080505_e-commerce_supernatural_horror.html Mon, 05 May 2008 08:20:45 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080505_e-commerce_supernatural_horror.html">E-Commerce Supernatural Horror</a> DAHLIA: Hey, how did my Netflix queue get all screwed up? I had like 200 movies in here... *POOF* DAHLIA: Oh. Guess that was a dream. DAHLIA: Oh crap, not again... DAHLIA: Great. 200 meticulously selected films gone, replaced with Woodworker's Jamboree Vols. 1-17, some skateboarding documentaries...My totally awesome psychic powers have taken it upon themselves to queue the entire Special Interest section. DAHLIA: Oh, waitaminit...Bettie Page in Teaserama...Build Your Own Puppet Colossus...I take it back, psychic powers. E-Commerce Supernatural Horror

DAHLIA: Hey, how did my Netflix queue get all screwed up? I had like 200 movies in here...

*POOF*

DAHLIA: Oh. Guess that was a dream.

DAHLIA: Oh crap, not again...

DAHLIA: Great. 200 meticulously selected films gone, replaced with Woodworker's Jamboree Vols. 1-17, some skateboarding documentaries...My totally awesome psychic powers have taken it upon themselves to queue the entire Special Interest section.

DAHLIA: Oh, waitaminit...Bettie Page in Teaserama...Build Your Own Puppet Colossus...I take it back, psychic powers.]]> Whosoever Pulls the Sword http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080428_whosoever_pulls_the_sword.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080428_whosoever_pulls_the_sword.html Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:31:09 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080428_whosoever_pulls_the_sword.html">Whosoever Pulls the Sword</a> whosoever pulls the Sword from the Stone is rightwise King born of England offer not valid in Michigan and Tennessee Whosoever Pulls the Sword

whosoever pulls the Sword from the Stone
is rightwise King
born of England
offer not valid in Michigan and Tennessee]]> Be My Baby http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080427_be_my_baby.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080427_be_my_baby.html Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:49:23 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080427_be_my_baby.html">Be My Baby</a> be my baby be my baby tonight oh would you rather we just fuck? sure I guess that's fine GOAT: baaa Be My Baby

be my baby
be my baby tonight
oh would you rather we just fuck?
sure I guess that's fine

GOAT: baaa]]> My Ears Pop http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080426_my_ears_pop.html http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080426_my_ears_pop.html Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:35:21 -0000 <a href="http://swizzlestuck.com/comix/20080426_my_ears_pop.html">My Ears Pop</a> my ears pop as the sport utility vehicle climbs the hill the soft leathers seats and digitally mastered piano jazz sizzle my brain like diced pork in a wok KATHUNKTHUNK oh God what did we hit? My Ears Pop

my ears pop as the sport utility vehicle climbs the hill
the soft leathers seats and digitally mastered piano jazz sizzle my brain
like diced pork in a wok
KATHUNKTHUNK
oh God what did we hit?]]>