Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Back at the Sheriff's office, Owen's having a very hard time.
[[Aethelbert looks and Atra with a disbelieving expression. Atra looks back with a gay smile while Owen turns his head, red in the head. The Sheriff and another soldier are eyeing him guessingly]]
Aethelbert: Are you telling me that this is the fat girl that was checking us out all evening at the tavern?
Atra: Just him, love. Don't take it personally, but I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you.
[[Aethelbert turns his head towards Owen who waves his hands around, trying to underscore what he says]]
Aethelbert: I can sort of see it you know... but I thought she was a brunette
Owen: She was a brunette! And she had all her teeth! And...
[[Owen looks disbelieving at Atra who in turns posed seductively and looks loving at Owen]]
Owen: Come on... you know she was damn near perfect...
Atra: Aw thanks love. You're not so bad yourself... if you cleaned yourself up a bit.
Aethelbert: Until you woke up, right? Then you didn't want to talk about her at all this afternoon.
[[Two other guards laughs and points at Atra]]
Guard 1: How much did you have to drink last night?
Guard 1: And how did you figure out how to pull down your trousers, Ladykiller?
Atra: Oh, no complaints there. He was pretty drunk, but that didn't keep-
[[The Sheriff looks at Atra, stroking his beard contemplating]]
Sheriff Hogsworth: It's either that, or...
[[Sheriff Hogsworth points accusingly at the shackled Atra who recoils in surprise]]
Sheriff Hogsworth: ... this woman has put some sort of spell on you? Maybe she can turn herself into a beautiful and alluring lass? Some sort of illusion spell she can assume and cancel at will?
[[Atra looks calmly at the Sheriff, her arms lowered in defeat]]
[[The Sheriff shakes his head and looks away dismissingly]]
Sheriff Hogsworth: Nahhh! You were too bladdered to tell your arse from a hole in the ground. Never mind an old hag from at pretty maid!
[[Shackled next to the Feral on the floor, Kel lowers her head and breathes out, relaxing once again]]
Kel: Whew
[[The Sheriff turns back to Owen, pointing over his own shoulder at the prisoners]]
Sheriff Hogsworth: I hope you've learned your lesson. Now go put your sweetheart in stocks like the others!